Twilight Decoded: A Twilight Podcast

In a very special quiz episode, the girls go head to head to see who knows the most trivia about the Twilight Saga! Who will come out on top? Who is a fake fan? Play along! https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In the last episode focusing on the Twilight Saga books, we take a close look at the final five chapters of Breaking Dawn. We gear ourselves up for the big fight, cry over the last scene in the book, and discuss what more there is to come. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

On the second to last episode before the saga books come to an end, four Very Depressed Girls™ come together to talk about the introduction of all the vampires! We also experience Bella visiting a ghetto in a very nuanced and not at all problematic scene! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode shit starts to go down in Breaking Dawn. Alice and Jasper leave the coven, Bella and Edward fucks the sadness away, and we ponder over the notion of fate. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

On yet another drunk episode (we may have a problem!) we have our second male guest on to help us talk about chapters 23-26 in Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward have sex non-stop for about 8 hours! Jacob gets worse every time he shows up! Emmett and Bella arm wrestle! Tune in for more idle time-fillers while we wait for the action to start! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode we finally experience Bella as a vampire and (spoiler alert) we love it! We also get super mad at Jacob, see what Bella is like as a teenage mother and interact with our favourite character, Renesmee. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In a very sleepy episode, the girls discuss the last chapters of Jacob's section in Breaking Dawn. We cringe over the graphic childbirth scene, finally meet Renesmee, and get prepared to experience Bella as a vampire. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this episode the girls discuss the interesting narrative device of Jacob walking back and forth between the Cullen house and the woods for 4 chapters while things happen to him! We also talk about drinking blood, laugh at very funny and not-at-all sexist blonde jokes, and discuss all the crazy wolf-pack shenanigans. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

This week the girls discuss the first few chapters of Jacob's section in Breaking Dawn. We talk about how Meyer writes boy characters, whether or not imprinting is disgusting or cute (it's disgusting), and we feel sorry for everyone involved in Bella's pregnancy. https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode the girls discuss the last three books in the first section of Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella finally experience their first time together and we try to get excited about it! Bella finds out she's pregnant! We listen to Despacito! https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

The girls are finally back and ready to discuss Breaking Dawn! In this week's episode we break down all the exciting moments, from the wedding to the build up to Bella and Edward's first time. Alexa, play Supermassive Black Hole! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

It took three books but in the last few chapters of Eclipse the girls finally feel peace and closure with the saga. We feel bad for Jacob, Edward gets horny in the meadow and we get geared up to discuss Breaking Dawn! twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode we welcome our first male guest in order to give the podcast the long awaited guy's perspective that it so desperately needed! We discuss the Tent Scene™, Bella and Jacob's steamy kiss, and rejoice over the death of contemporary media's most forgettable villain, Victoria! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode the girls gear up for one of the most iconic and important scenes in the Twilight saga: the engagement! We discuss what it would be like to attend a Cullen party, the upcoming fight, and we nearly experience Edward and Bella's first time. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this week's episode we have a guest to help us discuss chapters 13-16 of Eclipse. We discuss the shocking Jacob/Bella kiss, reminisce over our high school graduation alongside Bella, and use scientific knowledge to answer some questions about the saga that has been bothering us. Engine: Accelerate! https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

On this week's podcast the girls discuss chapters 9-12 of Eclipse. We honour the memory of Princess Diana, discuss the cruel murders of Gary Ridgeway (The Green River Killer) and get overexcited at the word "sexy" being uttered for the first time in the saga. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this episode the girls discuss chapters 5-8 of Eclipse. We discover some things we didn't know about Mormonism, compare the wolves with the Hulk, and get hot and heavy with Bella and Edward! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

Eclipse, everyone's favourite book, is finally here! The girls discuss all the great moments from the first four chapters, including Edward's extremely manipulative actions, Bella and Charlie having the sex talk, and Jacob just being Jacob. Here we go! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In our final New Moon episode, the girls get in depth on everything from problematic relationships to what makes a good make-out session. We discuss the dramatic final moments of New Moon, and ask ourselves if the book we all dreaded to read was really as bad as we remembered. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In our second to last episode covering New Moon, the girls (now sober) take a calm and concentrated look at chapters 17-20 of the book. We ask questions about imprinting! We ponder whether vampires are faster than planes! And we finally have the Edward and Bella reunion we have been waiting for! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded