Twilight Decoded: A Twilight Podcast

Our first and last drunk podcast. We apologise for this episode in advance. https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this very aggressive episode, the girls discuss chapters 9-12 of our new favourite book in the saga, New Moon. Tensions arise as Jacob vs. Edward arguments begin, and we debate what the definition of a cult is for nearly 20 minutes. Enjoy! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

This week, we dive right into chapters 5-8 of New Moon! Are we Jacob Black stans now? Is Bella Swan the worst female character ever written in the history of modern literature? Will Bianca ever stop being horny? Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

New Moon baby! This week we have a special announcement to make, and the girls talk about literally anything except for chapters 1-4 of New Moon! Yeehaw! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In their shortest (and probably worst) episode yet, the girls discuss the final chapters of Twilight. So, did it live up to our 13 year old memories? Will Bianca ever find a fault in Edward? Are we mentally prepared to discuss New Moon? Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In our most bloated episode yet, we discuss the penultimate four chapters of Twilight. We talk about the Twilight murders, why Bella is a narcissist, and we have our first hardcore Team Jacob supporter!

In this week's episode, the girls discuss chapters 13-16. Edwards drinks Bella's tears and we discuss why Edward is a psychopath. Tune in! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

We welcome our second guest in this week's episode, where we discuss chapters 9-12 of Twilight. We ask the hard questions, including who of the Cullens' may be harboring homoerotic feelings, what Emmett's deep love of bears means, and we question Edward's fashion sense. Tune in for a wild ride! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwilightDecoded

In this episode, we have our first special guest on to discuss chapters 5-8 of Twilight! We meet Jacob Black! Bella orders mushroom ravioli at a restaurant! Tune in for more exciting moments!

Our first episode! We discuss books 1-4 in the Twilight novel and document our mental breakdowns in the process!