Hablemos Español Podcast

Instagram he_podcastFacebook Hablemos español podcast1. A Mexican doesn’t “humor you”…“he gives you a plane” (te da el avión).2. A Mexican doesn’t “make fun of you”…he “snacks” on you (te botanea) or he “grabs you while you’re going down” (te agarra de bajada).3. A Mexican doesn’t “flirt with you”…he “throws you the dog” (te tira el perro).4. A Mexican doesn’t “ignore you”…he “does as if the virgin’s speaking to him” (hace como que la virgen le habla).5. A Mexican doesn’t “beat about the bush”…he “loves doing it the sucky sucky way” (le encanta hacerle a la mamada).6. A Mexican doesn’t have “sexual intercourse in the morning”…he throws “the morning one” (se avienta el mañanero).7. A Mexican isn’t “hungover”…he “has a raw one of the you’re gonna cry type” (tiene una cruda marca llorarás).8. A Mexican doesn’t get confused…he “turns himself into balls” (se hace bolas).9. A Mexican doesn’t “get drunk”…he goes “fart, blurry, chachalaco, all the way up to his little hands” (se pone pedo, borroso, chachalaco, hasta