High Society Blockchain

No guest this week—just Chris Faga and Chris Stanley doing what they do best: dropping chaos, conspiracies, and caffeine-fueled nonsense straight into your ears. From Jeffrey Epstein and Fast & Furious economics to Trump’s seafood legacy and the very real debate of Notary vs. Tattoo Artist, this one’s packed tighter than Elon’s failing emotions.Faga’s got a new business idea—it might be illegal, but it’s brilliant.Fast & Furious + Epstein theories—a crossover no one wanted.Dirtbag Heft™ is now a measurable unit. Science, bro.Cawfee Kid enters the soundboard hall of fame (“How you doin’?” drop incoming).Stanley’s Theragun adventures go off the rails.Update: Still no chip butty. We’re devastated.Notary vs. Tattoo Artist beef continues—who wins this week?Why is Elon Musk so sad? The boys psychoanalyze the richest man alive.Tom from MySpace did the smartest thing ever: disappeared.TED Talks are down bad, #MeToo ruined the PowerPoint game.Musk's latest media tour includes autonomous driving and emotional b