Packers Talk

Bye week? Please. That just means open season for the Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Picks and a full hour of Chris and Dave gleefully poking at the Packers with a stick. We kick off by welcoming “all you degenerates” (their words!) and delivering a gloriously unhinged Ticket King read, including a debate over whether it’s “TicketKing.com” or, uh, something the firewall should block. Wisconsin’s finest since the 90s, baby.Then it’s on to the week’s main event: previewing the Cincinnati Bengals helmed by the timeless wonder Joe Flacco—yes, that Joe Flacco—freshly anointed as starter at age 40. Expect jokes, some geriatric scouting, and an earnest look at why Cincy thinks the savvy vet can hold the fort. The fellas stack that against a Green Bay defense that—statistically!—has been elite vs. the pass (tops in yards per attempt) and top-five vs. the run, even if Dallas left bruises. Meanwhile, the Bengals’ pass D? Seventh worst by YPA. File under: opportunities.Jordan “Trap Door” Love also gets his turn on the couch: somehow