Errand Of Mercy

Our pilot episode, made to make sure all our amazing tech was working. Fraudulent tiny dogs, not so secret service, read but also don't read the Metro, eating chickens in the poultry isle, the black sheep of the Listeria family, the good looking fried chicken rapist, post gay, not gay, get over it, cryptic buses, Alpicin is a fraud, PC world sold me a wireless router and I killed myself, Lizzie Grant is double fake, Burt Bacharach fixes everything, Justin Beiber makes good pop music, calling out Jessie J, Simon has white girl music tastes, Bob Hoskins is THIS MAN, Google are already here and they own us, the Fujitsu life book is pretty fucking cool, bureaucracy will doom us all and internet scam battle royal.