Dumteedum - A Show About The Bbc Show The Archers By Its Fans

The bickering starts early today as Lucy is correcting Roifield before he has completed the initial introductions. Then he tries to correct Lucy on the subject of the Premier League - never mind it does improve after that. Josh is turning into grass and we have to hope that no-one gets high when he goes up in smoke. Kosmo comments: historically the farmers used Field Reconnaissance Vehicles - but many many years ago it was agreed that they could refer to Land Rovers (most of the farmers have these) and there was a lot of fuss when Brian's new Merc was damaged a few years ago. However brand names have to be avoided! Lucy has been walking and talking at the same time. However she is worried about Jill - Toby is an idiot but Roifield has changed his mind about him - he does believe that Toby loves Pip - because he is not shagging about (Roifield was a little more coarse). But Toby remains an arse and is becoming less nice as time passes. Steve the secret listener calls in - you can find out why he was...