Who Put This On?

We've all been there - you and your partner have a hot stack of cash burning a hole in your pocket and can't decide what to do with it. Do you look into purchasing a house (yawn), or do you want to blow all that money on one rager of a wedding? We watched people struggle to make this decision on Marriage or Mortgage on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes