How To Die Alone

In Alaska, millennial bears eating ass are becoming a real problem. Beware the outhouse! Also, on this thrilling episode of "How to Die Alone" podcast: -Matty has been watching reruns of "The Amazing Race" -Stephen takes investment advice from his junk -David's dad roasts him over his lack of oral hygiene -Matt expects certain accents to have certain opinions and his former classmate becomes a psychologist -Arizona makes it a crime to lick ice cream and put it back on the shelf -We devise some amazing new Oreo flavors - Nabisco GET AT US! -Texas mayor declares "only the strong will survive" like an absolute psychopath -We detail how easy it isn't to leave Florida in the event of hurricanes -Stephen drops the historical knowledge about Florida's awesome highways -And old, rich people create jobs we didn't even know we needed