How To Die Alone

Get you a bowl of Tos-Feet-Os Toe-Tilla Chips for this week's episode of How to Die Alone. On this week's episode: -David goes to get his feet done up at a salon -David would not use his car to stop crime -Stephen introduces us to nightmare bagels you can order online -Denmark launches a new kids show about a man with a magical.... well... just watch/listen -A human rights lawyer gets caught going full Rachel Dolezal -The world's oldest sperm is discovered, and its source was not the creep who won't stop staring at you at a Denny's -Biden's rescue dog gets ready for a puppy inauguration (d'awww) -David runs for office in 2024 (despite his desire not to) -and Amanda stumbles upon a sizeable Cheez-It cache.