How To Die Alone

Get on the Mukbang Bus with us! On this episode: -Stephen isn't a Florida cracker, but a Maryland claw cracker -David and Matt bond over the award winning masterpiece cinema of "Varsity Blues" -We watch a TikTok furniture repair video that gets a little spicy -David introduces a US citizen/third world country exchange program -A Texas boy wins a mullet championship where he competes against freedom flappers, modern mullets, and Tennessee top hats -Stephen is a proud Italian, or at least he used to be -Arnold Schwarzenegger lectures beta soy boys on how they don't properly enjoy their stogies like he does -Nikocado Avocado horrifies us with his McDonald's Mukbang video where he eats over $100 of McTrash -and Rudy Giuliani organizes a grassroots campaign initiative at a landscaping business in Pennsylvania that he mistook for a Four Seasons Hotel.