But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! - A Seinfeld Podcast

This week we are tempted to eat lobster, make out in Schlinder's List and laugh at shrunken genitals as we talk about Jerry's most dated girlfriend, Rachel Goldstein. We chat about the ease of Jerry and Rachel's breakup, the lack of prominent female secondary characters, our ~obvious~ misogyny, Alan Jones being a dinosaur, a potential real-life Contest, a men's lingerie company, our tagline skills, Jerry's 17K coffee machine, predicting death, the struggles of Melanie Smith (who plays Rachel), the struggles of teenage rendevous'; Rachel's crisis of faith, internal struggles and ultimate reconnection with her core self; Sean Bean's death compilation; Seinfeldia, Seinfeldisms and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Jerry's $17000 coffee-maker The Puffy Shirt's fashio