But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! - A Seinfeld Podcast

This week we lose weight, have a splenectomy, have a chocolate mint dropped into us and forget our names as we talk about the classic season four episode, "The Junior Mint!" (from 12:25).  We chat about spleens being octopi, satisfying splat sounds, Jerry’s Mets fandom, batters/batsmen, Smokin’ Todd Frazier, superstitious sportspeople, “Wait, no! Money down!”, international tax cheating, sitcom tax dodgers, “Wood, listener, wood,” why we love George, unrealistic hospital food, Jerry’s lack of emotion, York Peppermint Patties, Australian peppermint treats, Seinfeld / Family Guy connections, adlibbed lines, who is Clara Barton?, Triple M parodies, “Delores” alternatives, is Delores perfect for Jerry?, Olympia Dukakas, is Delores traumatised?, Roy’s crap art, What’s the Deal With Static Secondary Characters?, why is Elaine attracted to Roy?, Dr Siegel, “Please exspleen;” Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, The Junior Mints, and more! Big thank-you to rock band The Junior Mints for letting us use their music. Check out t