Border Boss

We have a long voyage ahead of us and I have packed all the things we'll need... sardines in sauce, garfish in olive oil, mackerel in mustard, barnacles in brine, peppered eels, paprika mermaid tail... oh and a knife. Luckily we are on our way to a land where the only sea you'll see is the sea of potatoes so we won't be harassed by harbor seals and killer whiles despite littering fish reeking cans across America. I brought a portable record player so we can check out some HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH on the way.