Border Boss

This week we CUT THE CRAP and dig directly into a topic that we predict will have a geographic reach of maybe like 100 miles, but all the 40-55 year olds within that 100 mile radius will be tripping over the snowdrifts of SAM BLACK CHURCH stickers still piled up in their homes to post about how Jet once jumped off a giant fiberglass weed leaf and landed on them so hard that they still have to sleep sitting up and can't hold a ball in their left hand.