Table Read: The Podcast

It's the passionate tale of a Soft Rock Duo who fail so hard at doing the thing they love whilst succeeding so much at becoming Jingle Writing Dynamos, and then losing each other to the sweaty teats of Lady Fortune. Soft Rock? Topless Ladies Water Balloon Fighting? Ostrich Riding? A Child Wearing Only Belts As Clothing? Sweden? Japanese Hard Rocking? Did I hear you say this episode has all those things AND a dude crapping his pants in front of ladies who want his balls? I'm in. Let's snuggle up to the radio and listen to only this podcast. Forever. Featuring Adam Ribota, Ashley Gannon, and Tiffany Lynn. And Gabe Martinez.   This is a podcast about screenwriting, Hollywood, entertainment, films, and writing. Sort of.

It's the most, spookiest time of the year in Willowknob , CT. PROM NIGHT! What happens when a mystical fog attacks the most wholesome town on planet earth? On prom night? Nothing? Oh. But what if that fog turned people into sex-crazed monsters? This is that story. It was originally told over three episodes in season 1 of Table Read, but in honor of All Harlow's Eve (Halloween), we're releasing them as one, REMASTERED, episode.  Snuggle up and get cozy with someone whom you are comfortable being naked around.   Featuring Adam Ribota, Malachi Kies, and Katy P. Also; explosions, action, drama, teens, zombies, sex, murder, cars, Penelope Cruz, firearms, and witchcraft. Don't forget that our show is all about making rad scripts come to life... this is a particularly well written screenplay.

The internet tried to ban this daring yet laughable portrayal of Dutch culture and we said NO! That's right, Dragon Children was originally our 13th episode and it was taken down for some reason. We brought it back in all its glory, complete with a tell-all intro from series creator, Gabe Martinez. Dragon Children is Holland's most beloved and longest running television program about two old men who periodically don children's dragon costumes and fight crime. It's gritty, sexy, and full of heat. Quit your job right now and listen to this episode!   Starring Luke Deese, Josh Ault, and Kylee Fernandez.

Everyone but Coach gets to be in this one! Winston buys a hat and glasses at an estate sale and is immediately welcomed into the inner circle of Los Angeles' wealthy elite. Jess has a hard time with a difficult student, while Nick and Schmidt are belligerent (Nick) and Jewish (Schmidt)! Actors like Zooey Deschanel, Max Greenfield, Jake Johnson, and Lamorne Morris would say something like "GREAT EPISODE!" or "It's a must-hear and that's for sure!" If you had money on the fact that the New Girl (Jess) does NOT die, then you are stupid and you will soon be broke. Featuring: Adam Ribota, Tiffany Lynn, Ashley Gannon, and Gabe Martinez  

A found footage horror flick for your EARS?! Yes, friends! It's our very first, entirely serious episode of Table Read where we perform a straight-up horror script. Kinda. It starts funny and has creepy moments until? BAM! You get hit with spookiness and college students being killed by monsters. Did we say monsters? Yes. Enjoy!   Featuring the vocal talents of Kim Reed, Andy Diaz and Jonathan Cooke!

Teens! Ghosts! Roller Blades! That's right! We got most of the cast of Blader High, America's finest web series, together to perform the first FIVE episodes of Season Two before they're even filmed! In the first of the five episodes featured in our show, we learn that all the kids are DEAD!?! And it only gets weirder from there. Tiny men, Amy Winehouse, Race car mayhem, Camping, Sports and MORE! This episode has it all. If you are a screenwriter or want to be one, or want to learn more about scripts or Hollywood, or the business of making totally normal television or film shows then this episode and podcast in general are for you!   Featuring Adam Ribota, Alana Cheuvront, Kim Reed, James Stebick, Graham Beightol, J.Q. Hammer, Andy Diaz and Gabe Martinez.

One Hundred Episodes of Table Read! That's right! Where did the other 60-something go? Shut up dude! JJ Abrams hosts this carnival of superstars! Taylor Swift! Mark Hamill! Kurt Russell! Donald Sutherland? Tim Allen! Join them as they discuss the projects they are most excited about for 2016 and share advice for aspiring Hollywood bozos everywhere! Featuring James Stebick, Alana Cheuvront, Adam Ribota, Graham Beightol, Andy Diaz, and Gabe Martinez.

Season Three! We're back after a long break and we got you something sexy- a prime time soap in the vein of THE GOOD WIFE, SCANDAL, REVENGE, TYLER PERRY'S WHATEVER, and so on. Filth. Sex. Wealth. is all about the most powerful people on earth and how they use their sexy money filth to be better than the rest of us. In this episode, you'll hear businessmen make deals, cowboy vampires make love, mexican oil-rig workers die, and language so colorful that you can throw your magic markers away forever! Starring Adam Ribota, Graham Beightol, Alana Cheuvront, JQ Hammer and Gabe Martinez!

EPISODE 7 hits theaters in ONE WEEK, but just a year ago, we released the original draft of the script on our show. In celebration of JJ and the rest, Table Read has cut all the gabbing and sandwiched part 1 and part 2 of our STAR WARS read together for you! Before you go see THE FORCE AWAKENS, listen to RESURGENCE OF DARKNESS, JJ's first draft of Episode VII. Featuring Adam Ribota, Kylie Fernandez, Tiffany Lynn, Graham Beightol, & Jordan Olds!

JOSS WHEDON?! On TABLE READ?! Yup. He hosts this very special episode of Table Read: the podcast where we perform his early draft of AVENGERS, Age of Ultron. The whole gang is in the studio; Black Widow, The HULK, Captain America, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Samuel L. Jackson, a Mogwai, Witchblade, Anthony Kiedis, HE-MAN and the rest. Who will end up with the Infinity Gauntlet? Will Iron Man get over his deep, dark fear of Ultron? How hot can a Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson love scene be? The answers to all these questions and more are revealed in this SUPER EPISODE! Stick around after the read to hear a fascinating Q&A with the writer/director of AVENGERS, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and OTHER THINGS!   Starring Adam Ribota, Tiffany Lynn, James Stebick, Katie P., Graham Beightol, Andy Diaz and Joss Whedon.

ZOMBIES! Everywhere! We were invited to co-write the SERIES FINALE of the WALKING DEAD for AMC. It's not going to happen for 5 more seasons but we thought it would be fun to share with you, now that this current season has concluded. "Get busy livin'" is the name of this final episode of THE WALKING DEAD and we couldn't be more proud to be involved. Carl, Rick, Daryl and the rest are up to their ears in zombies and might just find a way out, for good! With the help of some truly wonderful friends (listen to hear who shows up!), the WALKING DEAD gang might finally get cozy.   Starring: Adam Ribota, Katie P., Tiffany Lynn, and Andrew Diaz!

AMC's THE WALKING DEAD is a great show and it's going to end! Not soon but after 11 seasons? You bet. This is a teaser to our EXCLUSIVE, WALKING DEAD SERIES FINALE next week.  

When the baddest man in the universe is recruited to recover the deadliest weapon ever created, you better believe everyone will die. In SPACE! Hear it before it airs on the SIFI Network! Adventure Squad is essentially the sequel to FIREFLY without that asshole, Nathan Fillion running around like a damn ape everywhere. Featuring the wonderful Andrew Diaz, James Stebick, Kylee Fernandez and Luke Deese.

Remember the greatest comedy of all time? Yeah, that one. FRIENDS was the best show on television and now it's BACK. Ross is still a mumbly douche, Rachel is killed in the first two minutes, Joey and Chandler are a mess with their gay wedding just days away and Monica and Phoebe dress like astronauts while torching a New York department store! It's just how you remember it, except funny. Featuring Beau McFarland, Alana Cheuvront & Josh Ault

After just two, scorching episodes we decided it was time to turn up the heat ONE THOUSAND PERCENT and release a show featuring some of the best clips (many yet to come) of Season Two! Come for the clips and stay for the hilarious show wrapped around them! Featuring the Ghost of Abe Lincoln, Rap Icon DJ DIABEATZ, Songstress turned Journalist Berb MpKertney and everyone's favorite iPhone APP GREGORY!

"The Murdering of M. Cartwright" is a first for Table Read; a serious episode?! Not completely but as serious an episode as you can ever hope to hear on this show. We liked most of the 20 minutes we saw of TRUE DETECTIVE and felt it provided plenty of inspiration to help us create our own, gritty detective show. This episode has it all- magic, swamps, baseball, etc. Featuring the magical Graham Beightol, Tiffany Lynn and JaDarrel Belser. www.TableReadPodcast.com

SEASON TWO IS HERE! After a long break, Table Read: the podcast is back and brings you ointment for that itch you got overseas. We've never seen a single episode of GAME OF THRONES so when a competing network asked us to create a complete knock-off of the series for them, we JUMPED at the opportunity. Violent, power-murders? Sexy nudity that results in sex? English Accents? Dragons in wheelchairs? Yes to all that AND more! Featuring Adam Ribota, Andrew Long and Alana Cheuvront TableReadPodcast.com

Season One of Table Read comes to a fabulous end with the conclusion of STAR WARS, Episode 7. Darth Porkins is running wild throughout the galaxy while Luke looks for love, Lando is black and Han deals with the harsh reality that his gross wife, Leia, is super burnt from the fires on Endor. If you like things that are great, then this episode is for you. Starring Adam Ribota, Tiffany Lynn, Jordan Olds, Graham Beightol and Kylee Fernandez.

The wait is OVER! We got a hold of JJ Abrams' 1st draft of STAR WARS Episode VII: Resurgence of Darkness and made it better! Chewy, Luke, Lando, R2- they're all back in this exciting new adventure. 20 years after the defeat of the Empire, young Gimbo Porkins (son of RED SIX Porkins) is visited by a dark force and ultimately given powers to allow the boy to become DARTH PORKINS! Darth has a score to settle with the rebels who got his dad killed and it's up to Luke and Han to stop the fat dummy in his tracks. Featuring an all-star lineup: Adam Ribota, Graham Beightol, Kylee Fernandez, Jordan Olds and Tiffany Lynn!

A small episode that packs a BIG punch! Come for the shortest script we've ever read and stay for the HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT from SUPER 8 director, J. J. Abrams!