Double Deuce Podcast

The Notes: Will’s mom is stalking him, but the police refuse to act! The dwarves know us as Deucedoublin! If you don’t hashtag, Nelson will die! The Peter Pan performance where nobody clapped! Tinkerbell on the Challenger! This was your fault, kids, not NASA! We did it, we solved racism! Diff’rent Strokes to Obama to us! Judy Blume’s snake cult! Ramona Quimby was one of the Manson women! Why you so stingy with the fudge, Scholastic Book Fair!? Fudge truths! Know your fudge dealer, kids! Kid cocaine! 9 is the perfect age for starting Breaking Bad! That O. Henry does it again! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by

Father’s Day zoom! Happy day, Dads! The Notes: Nelson’s cat is learning! Will has a new theory! Even for Topeka, that would be wild! Will’s trying too hard to prove time travel! Tiny motorcycle salesman or tiny motorcycle salesman!? Nelson has several red lines re: public bathroom sexuality! Air Bud time travel clearly exists (there’s no rule that says a dog can’t travel through time)! Does Sarah Mathews own an iron!? What, I’m not Iron Bud! Nelson is not a golden retriever! FOIA LPD about that time traveling dog! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & O

Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, from the upstairs at Sinkers Lounge & Blade and Timber in Lawrence, Kansas! With a cavalcade of guests: Jason Keezer, Chelsea, Jacqueline Grunau, Librarian Lauren, Loren Saunders (we got double Laorens!), Shawn Franklin, Brian Moss, David, and Jeanne Averill! The Notes: Happy Pride! Jaq is working the bar! Jason Keezer’s 30-year Christmas break! Will’s secret files! Therapy + Shampoo! The tiger is for business, the marmot is for pleasure! Inside-out umbrella (not a sex thing)! Lawrence: More Than Prisons! Sassy Sasquatch Revelations! I Grew Up Sasquatch Bait! The leading sasquatch PTSD therapist! Rand al’Thor, human bartender! Will’s nipple catastrophe! The Ballad of When Will & Jaq Saw a Lady! How Dolores Umbridge Got Her Groove Back! Another victim of Sarah Mathews’s teeth! There’s always something sticky at work! There are places Nelson just shouldn’t go! Piss detective! I wasn’t aware that sasquatches are real piss freaks! Our man in KC! Loren has live

Doing an early morning zoom on Nelson’s Birthday! The Notes: Nelson takes the opportunity to back Will up! You’re not crazy, episode 501 came out before 500, which is recording live this Saturday night and will be out next Sunday! Happy birthday Nelson! Will woke up grumpy! Will’s dream of a grumpy old man on the bus talking crazy! The eternal battle between face cannibalism and violins! Will is Team Violin #NotMyFace! Double-Reverse Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! We’re equal opportunity educators: kids, adults, and aliens from the far-flung future! We haven’t always told the truth, but we’ve always been honest! Raising a bird army! Walt Disney’s Bird Secret Police! All my colored pencils are in need of sharpening! The Ballad of the Original Frank’s Northstar Tavern T-Shirt! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Saturday, June 7th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doub

Silly, in-person, post-D&D session recording! The Notes ain’t great, but they remain The Notes: 8 days of Deuce! The live show and the episode number do-si-do (Episode 501 will drop next week with the Live 500 in 2 weeks, back to the regular schedule after that)! Our future Live Episode 525 will also be Will’s album release party! Will accidentally goes to a Porky’s! What would Will go to hell for!? New Oreo dropped! Nelson prefers the meat of the dairy, the cheese, rather than the blood of the dairy, the milk! The Germans and their schnapps! #DDNotaWarCriminal! It’s Pude o’clock! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Saturday, June 7th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscr

Sunday night zooming, baby, here to fight them scaries and make your Mondays shine! The Notes: See us live in 2 weeks on Saturday, June 7th, 8pm at Blade & Timber in Lawrence, KS! Lots of stuff to do in June including both our birthdays! See us in Massholes 2 weeks later, Saturday, June 20th, 8pm, at Maceli’s in Lawrence, KS! Nelson & Keezer are the Lincoln and Douglas of local comedy politics! Keezer is the Lincoln of America’s Heart, while Nelson is the Lincoln of America’s Balls! Bustin’ made Lincoln feel good! The Ghostbusters are like the Avengers! Will needs to pull Nelson up out of the metaphorical sea! 1980’s Talk! Weird Science Talk! This Weird Science is verging on mad science! Building a Bill Paxton Rushmore! We’re always looking out for the moms! Will gets a little disrespectful! Disrespect makes Will all giggly! Nelson has to bring in the super-rare Hashtag Veto for only the 3rd time! Nelson respects them moms! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Saturday, June 7t

Sunday night post-nap zoom, shout out to the Moms! The Notes: Live show coming, tiny schedule shift, Saturday June 7th at the Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Why does your underage protagonist have to flash ween at an underage ghost to move your plot forward!? The moaning is the problem! The animal nudity spectrum! Wearing Megadeth jams at the Hoe-down! I don’t got a horse license! Doc Brown missed out on a fortune! Welcome to Hill Valley, Home of the Miraculous Horse-Wash! Question one, why is the pickle stinky!? Ears perking and soft whispers is step one in the ad game! Being able to talk for 20 minutes and turn around in unison, that’s the important stuff of podcasting! An endeavor built to fail! Simon and Garfunkel’s Wheel of Time! We totally pranked you guys! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Saturday, June 7th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod

Sunday afternoon Zoomies! The Notes: Live Show coming! Nelson is really good at putting things in people’s mouths! Even this expert is stumped! Chyron talk! Charon, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the underworld [editor’s note: yes, we accidentally confused Charon and Cerberus, oops]! Karen, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the suburbs! You only see one head, but you can hear all three! Nelson’s 2 Cardinal Rules for Putting Things in People’s Mouths! The ‘ol putting stuff in people’s mouths game! Speaking of putting things in people’s mouths! The Bayeux Tapestry, and the dicks contained within! Will’s English History Corner, with special assist by Courtney Shipley! The parsing of these dicks! Is this a Flemish dick!? A brief Ollie drop-in! Andor talk! The Third Cardinal Rule is patience! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Friday June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email

Second live recording in a row, the one after the 4/20 episode, and Nelson was really stoned and took super bad notes. So, honestly, here’s all we got. The Notes: Crackin’ a fresh one! Cobbler Talk! Robots rights are workers rights! Instead of helping you play NES, he helps you do lines! Myrtle Beach, baby! That’s all, baby! I wanted to try to listen and get you more, but I had some computer trouble that delayed my editing and cut short my time. I barely got the patreon posts in this weekend. Still, those notes ain’t too bad. Also, here’s the info for the next Live Show! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Friday June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/s

We’re recording in person and celebrating the holidays! The Notes: The familial connections to the Deuce! We’re the official podcast of the Bill & Ted Utopia! Live Show coming up! [Editor’s Note: we have since recording learned the Live Episode 500 recording will be on Friday night, June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK!] A trivia question for the listeners that will grant a prize at the Live 500! Buy Jason Keezer’s Keezograms collection for $5 via the insta or at Wonder Fair! It’s Easter & 4/20, peace be with you! Childhood Easter and 4/20 remembrances! Finding them eggs! Keezer is too recognizable to do crimes! True Easter Facts! Italians and why we’ve forgiven them! Cadbury vengeance! Fill the eggs with blood! If the cops come, just tell ‘em I’m Santa! Polar tear drops! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod A

Sunday evening zoomies! The Notes: Will says we’re “jiggling the nuts of 500!” Live Show coming, show date ASAP (later May, but not Memorial weekend, or early June)! Whispers of the post-525! Will’s new job! Will’s keeping a tight pattern on his target, life-wise! Will & Ollie saw the Minecraft movie! Ollie’s Minecraft movie review! Having fun without making a low-wage worker suffer! Victor Continental Lincoln 2 video remembrances! Nelson’s approach to playing Lincoln was identical to Daniel Day Lewis! Lincoln smoked Reds! Out of date smoking advice for the kids! We got a new fan: shoutout Nate Copt! The Keeze Tier! Will’s musical influences! We need to get Will into a rap battle! Some sons don’t respect their dad’s rap dreams! You’re lucky you can’t see this! Oh the humanities! We don’t need a ninth Hindenburg! At the top of our games! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/Do

It’s way early in the morning and we’re zooming this thing. The Notes: Jock Jams for your Aunt Pams! Are we ready for this!? That’s why it’s a good song! Remember college!? English majors have to go to English classes! The two oldest professors in the English Department! Nelson vs Hans Moleman! Full disclosure: Nelson is real high right now! Will’s Adventures in Sociology! Will’s adventures in getting high! Here’s how to help deal with anxiety when you’re high, kids! These tips also work when you’re not high, kids, that is to say, IRL! Nelson makes a correction! Cross-stitch! Covid thoughts! Will believes cross-stitch is of the devil! Nelson’s Nana! It was a different time! Live Show soon! Late May (not Memorial Day weekend), maybe early June! We should have the dates for you next episode! You all ready for this: the rest of your life!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/Double

The Notes: It won’t be a great tribulation, more of a mid tribulation! The ol’ Mid Trib! Will gets into the toasted sub discourse! The timing is suspect! There are rules and regulations to the toasting! Like many things these days, it’s a complicated issue with many shades of grey, this sandwich toasting! Do not go breaded into that good night! Will got got by the hot tuna! How to torture a British person fast casually! Chipotle is the 3rd war between England and the US! Nelson was undone by the double salsa! Pasties vs pasties! White Lotus problems! The clarion call of the dying petit bourgeoisie! Nelson is a fancy tuna boy, not a tuna boy of the people! They’re still in him to this day! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,

Sunday evening second episode in person recording with special guests Courtney Shipley and Ollie! Oh my! The Notes: We’ve traveled through time to do it with you! Ollie is Spicy Beef Gaus’s new intern! Cockfighting and basement stripping, not on our watch! Cleansing basements, legally and spiritually! Basketball Corner! Nelson has struck a balance between love and practicality! What famous general could win a chip with KU, with this team, this year!? Mellification, the human cadaver confection! What Nelson was preserved in honey!? The Honey Surprise! Nelson and Courtney argue about their Mellification Rushmores! Warwick Davis! The Little Women of Kensington Fried Chicken! Ollie’s making it pop! Lawrence ambassador! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn,

Sunday evening in person recording with special guests Courtney Shipley and Ollie! The Notes: Panicked calculator boobs! Inside baseball podcast accusations! Our moms! Nelson is trapped by a rogue Mom Corner! This is a Mom Podcast now! 1989 Cold War kids! The Force is at work in this basement! Hollywood’s Paul Crash! John Crash was Paul Crash’s dad! Severance is amazing! Gooooooooons! Spoons McGee, War Chief of Babies! Metaphysical puppet drama! We need an adult! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podca

Saturday evening zoom sesh! The Notes: 5 Things you want from your juice! We only meet 50% of your juice needs! Nelson can market the shit out of some juice! Hit us up, Big Juice! Get ready, we’ll be announcing our big 500th episode live show SOON! We can’t help you with time! Will knows a lot about time! Radioactive time! Will accuses Nelson of having flies in his eyes! We get middle-aged white guy for  minute and talk about World War 2! [editor’s note: at this point, Will’s internet gets a little shady and interrupts the recording a couple times. I think we handled it, but if things get a little weird that’s why] What Are We Watching Corner! Will saw Mickey 17! Nelson saw Sonic the Hedgehog 3! We both saw Zero Day and American Primeval! Once again, we do this for the kids! Better get out of here before the internet does it for us! Time Turkey outro! Will is the time turkey (gobble g’joob)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doub

The Notes: Early morning zoom means Will and Nelson are 2 ships passing in the morning-night! It’s all marriages, man! Marriage Gravy! Will is basement pooping, don’t let him change the subject! Colonoscopy interview! Will’s dual colonoscopy euthanasia machine! Will would have us choose between forced euthanasia and a shocking rise in colon cancer! Will’s Choice is a Double-Reverse Sophie’s Choice! Will’s son Ollie is eating a working man’s breakfast! Will’s dream wedding! Will’s music career is burgeoning, y’all! Technology is rough, my dawg! Will saw War of the Rohirrim! Quick Witcher interlude! Will’s nightmare farce wedding! Will is still pooping in his basement and Nelson will hold him to account! Will is a thought criminal! He can’t keep getting away with it! It’s like the end of Akira but if Akira was pooping in his basement! Nelson is digging two graves! What began with basement pooping will end in revenge! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubl

The Notes: We’re making people happy! Egg does not belong on faces! Will is ignorant of proper egg production and delivery practices! Willy Nilly vs Milli Vanilli! Bob Dylan doesn’t like wearing shirts! One Kravitz = 2 Milli Vanillis! Milli Vanillis vs Millis Vanilli! Audience participation section! Trimming out the devil! Will’s got a guy! Do you want a haircut or do you want a conspiracy theory!? Take your barber to Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World! Will is a Terminator! Will has egg on his face, making him a robot whose face smells like farts! Nelson is an Egg Doctor, not a Terminator Doctor! Butt disposal robot! The tried-and-true pokey stick and canvas sack method of disposal! Like Rudolph, but without the third act redemption arc! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple,

Together in person! Huzzah! The notes aren’t great cause we’d had a few, but rest assured the show is great! The Notes: Good guesses vs good friends! The lore of Man Upstage Holding Wrench! Rent your own Man Upstage Holding Wrench! Will is out of the beard cult! Q’s & A’s! Fuzzy repercussions! We need more information on the parameters of this shrimp fight! Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Shrimp! The shrimp truck’s in town! For Nelson, shrimp means family! At the Chesapeake Bay Seafood House, get all the seafood (Clap! Clap!) you can eat! The ‘ol neighborhood Toys ‘R Us! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer!

Are you ready for listening to guys kind of talking about some football!? The Notes: Oliver is a boy who lived! It feels like Harry Potter should have been more into Nirvana! A little bit of what we’re watching (Severance, Paradise, A Man on the Inside)! Hyphens are important when it comes to asses! A call for Q’s we can A! Social media cesspool! Finally, we talk about football! Game preview! The perils of dynasty! Old timey 90’s Florida racism! KC Wolf needs more lore! Let KC Wolf grind the rails! Close game coming, no room for error! Greasy poles and delicious poop! The people yearn for the poles! We need more dragons and less people! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere