Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck?(2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14(13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20(20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 28-27(25:55) Lions-Texans UPDATE(28:30) Bills def. Colts 30-20(34:20) Eagles def. Cowboys 34-6(39:30) Cardinals def. Jets 31-6(46:10) Vikings def. Jaguars 12-7(51:30) Chargers def. Titans 27-17(55:30) SNF: Lions def. Texans 26-23(1:05:15) Saints def. Falcons 20-17(1:08:05) Patriots def. Bears 19-3(1:12:30) Panthers def. Giants 20-17 (OT) in Germany(1:15:30) TNF: Ravens def. Bengals 35-24(1:17:30) MNF Preview: Dolphins at Rams

(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss(8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens(13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers(17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bears(20:30) Bills at Colts(24:10) Vikings at Jaguars(27:55) Broncos at Chiefs(31:10) Falcons at Saints(34:00) 49ers at Buccaneers(37:50) Steelers at Commanders(42:05) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Chargers(45:10) Jets at Cardinals(47:10) Eagles at Cowboys(51:05) SNF: Lions at Texans(53:25) MNF: Dolphins at Rams(56:20) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical"(4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10(25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling(42:55) #3 2 Stats & a Lie: Chargers D, Lions run game, and Lions D(48:15) #4 Lions defense smothers Packers in the rain(1:02:40) #5 Chargers league-leading defense(1:12:45) #6 Rams young and “freaky” defense (includes DraftKings)(1:20:15) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Dallas' demise, Bengals upset, and Jets resurrection?

(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living.(3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14(13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27(20:10) Commanders def. Giants 27-22(24:45) Falcons def. Cowboys 27-21(30:40) Rams def. Seahawks 26-20 (OT)(37:00) Cardinals def. Bears 29-9(43:35) Chargers def. Browns 27-10(49:45) Ravens def. Broncos 41-10(57:05) Bengals def. Raiders 41-24(1:03:00) SNF: Vikings def. Colts 21-13(1:07:25) Eagles def. Jaguars 28-23(1:14:20) Titans def. Patriots 20-17 (OT)(1:16:45) Panthers def. Saints 23-22(1:18:35) TNF: Jets def. Texans 21-13(1:21:30) MNF Preview: Buccaneers at Chiefs

(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown(5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets(9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons(12:55) Broncos at Ravens(16:00) Dolphins at Bills(19:15) Saints at Panthers(21:05) Raiders at Bengals(23:15) Chargers at Browns(27:00) Commanders at Giants(29:50) Patriots at Titans(34:20) SUNDAY LATE: Bears at Cardinals(37:50) Jaguars at Eagles(40:15) Lions at Packers(42:50) Rams at Seahawks(46:50) SNF: Colts at Vikings(51:20) MNF: Buccaneers at Chiefs(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Happy Goosey Night!(3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco(14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge(38:00) NFC #1 Seed odds: Are the Packers being overlooked?(40:55) #3 Kyler Murray spoils Tua Tagovailoa’s return(49:25) #4 Jameis Winston torches Ravens D(55:05) #5 Six days to Trade Deadline(1:02:45) #6 DeAndre Hopkins debuts with Chiefs

(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin(3:25) Commanders def. Bears(14:50) Browns def. Ravens(21:20) Texans def. Colts(26:50) Falcons def. Buccaneers(33:20) Chiefs def. Raiders(39:15) Eagles def. Bengals(44:25) Packers def. Jaguars(49:45) Lions def. Titans(54:50) Bills def. Seahawks(57:40) SNF: 49ers def. Cowboys(1:02:10) Patriots def. Jets(1:08:25) Cardinals def. Dolphins(1:12:30) Broncos def. Panthers(1:16:25) Chargers def. Saints(1:20:05) TNF: Vikings def. Rams(1:23:10) DraftKings MNF Preview (Giants-Steelers)

(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't?(6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams(10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals(13:55) Ravens at Browns(16:40) Titans at Lions(18:35) Colts at Texans(20:55) Packers at Jaguars(23:25) Cardinals at Dolphins(26:10) Jets at Patriots(29:50) Falcons at Buccaneers(33:50) SUNDAY LATE: Saints at Chargers(35:50) Bills at Seahawks(38:25) Panthers at Broncos(41:20) Chiefs at Raiders(43:40) Bears at Commanders(48:05) SNF: Cowboys at 49ers(50:50) MNF: Giants at Steelers(54:25) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris gets love for his Brian Thomas Jr. draft ranking(4:30) #1 Spagnuolo stifles Shanahan(24:05) #2 Packers D quiets Texans(34:55) #3 Jets fall in Davante Adams’ debut(51:35) #4 Amari Cooper is Bills new WR1(58:20) #5 Chiefs trade for WR DeAndre Hopkins(1:04:00) #6 “The Goff-inator”(1:13:20) MVP race: Is Patrick Mahomes a true candidate?(1:15:50) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Jets, Eagles-Bengals, & Cowboys-49ers

(0:00) Chris loves London days(2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18(12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29(21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22(29:40) Seahawks def. Falcons 34-14(34:10) Eagles def. Giants 28-3(39:48) Commanders def. Panthers 40-7(44:05) Bills def. Titans 34-10(48:00) Bengals def. Browns 21-14(52:15) Colts def. Dolphins 16-10(57:00) Rams def. Raiders 20-15(1:00:40) SNF: Steelers def. Jets 37-15(1:07:00) Jaguars def. Patriots 32-16 in London(1:11:45) TNF: Broncos def. Saints 33-10(1:13:05) MNF Preview: Ravens at Buccaneers, Chargers at Cardinals

(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day.(6:05) TNF: Broncos at Saints(10:35) LONDON: Patriots vs Jaguars(13:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Seahawks at Falcons(16:20) Titans at Bills(18:50) Bengals at Browns(20:55) Texans at Packers(24:35) Dolphins at Colts(27:00) Lions at Vikings(31:40) Eagles at Giants(37:55) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Rams(40:35) Panthers at Commanders(42:35) Chiefs at 49ers(48:55) SNF: Jets at Steelers(51:40) MNF: Ravens at Buccaneers(54:30) Chargers at Cardinals(56:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues 

(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is?(3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class"(12:30) #2 Jets trade for Davante Adams: And what changed with Todd Downing as playcaller?(23:30) #3 Two Stats & a Lie: Jets slants, Browns sacks, & the Bears offense(35:40) #4 Packers offense rolls: "The NFC North! Holy sh*t!"(50:05) #5 Bigger offensive concerns: Eagles or Bengals? "You're just wasting a f*cking play"(1:06:05) #6 Drake Maye's debut: Should the Patriots have started him sooner?(1:16:10) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Jaguars, Chiefs, and Vikings could make some noise (some good, some bad)

(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class"(3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23(12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9(22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 in London(29:25) Packers def. Cardinals 34-13(35:45) Buccaneers def. Saints 51-27(43:05) Falcons def. Panthers 38-20(47:05) Eagles def. Browns 20-16(54:45) SNF: Bengals def. Giants 17-7(58:35) Texans def. Patriots 41-21(1:04:00) Steelers def. Raiders 32-13(1:07:00) Chargers def. Broncos 23-16(1:09:30) Colts def. Titans 20-17(1:12:10) TNF: 49ers def. Seahawks 36-24(1:14:45) MNF Preview: Bills at Jets

(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Seahawks(11:50) London: Jaguars vs Bears(14:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Commanders at Ravens(19:15) Cardinals at Packers(21:25) Texans at Patriots(24:10) Buccaneers at Saints(27:00) Browns at Eagles(29:35) Colts at Titans(34:15) SUNDAY LATE: Chargers at Broncos(37:15) Steelers at Raiders(39:40) Falcons at Panthers(42:35) Lions at Cowboys(48:15) SNF: Bengals at Giants(53:20) MNF: Bills at Jets + BREAKING NEWS(59:15) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris can't sleep Sunday nights(2:25) #1 Jets fire Robert Saleh: Why? And why now?(19:50) #2 Two Stats & a Lie: Chris LOVES the Bears offense now.(29:30) #3 Josh Allen goes 9/30 at Texans: (43:15) #4 49ers red zone struggles(52:55) #5 Justin Fields & Cowboys reinvigorated run D(1:03:25) #6 Lowe's HOMIE Team Picks: We check in on your preseason predictions.(1:07:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Cowboys, Bengals, and Commanders are at a crossroads.

(0:00) Ahmed is a role model, despite his bad habits(4:50) Ravens def. Bengals 41-38 (OT)(11:15) Texans def. Bills 23-20(16:45) Jaguars def. Colts 37-34(21:50) Commanders def. Browns 34-13(27:55) Bears def. Panthers 36-10(31:55) Broncos def. Raiders 34-18(39:40) Vikings def. Jets 23-17 in London(46:30) Cardinals def. 49ers 24-23(53:45) Packers def. Rams 24-19(57:10) Giants def. Seahawks 29-20(1:02:15) Dolphins def. Patriots 15-10(1:05:50) MNF Preview: Saints at Chiefs(1:07:20) SNF: Cowboys def. Steelers 20-17(1:08:45) TNF: Falcons def. Buccaneers 36-30 (OT)

(0:00) Despite being salty at Simms for not doing the morning show every day, Florio  offers some free advice on how to pick games better(5:30) TNF: Bucs at Falcons(8:35) LONDON: Jets vs Vikings(12:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Panthers at Bears(16:50) Ravens at Bengals(20:00) Bills at Texans(26:53) Colts at Jaguars(30:53) Dolphins at Patriots(32:43) Browns at Commanders(37:50) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Broncos(39:35) Cardinals at 49ers(41:40) Packers at Rams(43:10 ) Giants at Seahawks(46:20) SNF: Cowboys at Steelers(52:05) MNF: Saints at Chiefs(56:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

(0:00) A fan sticks up for Ahmed's energy drinks(3:40) #1 Davante Adams: Where could he be going?(14:00) #2 Broncos defense grounds Jets: "He's the best cornerback in the NFL"(34:45) #3 Shane Steichen vs Steelers defense: "They're scared of something"(47:20) #4 Lions torch Seahawks defense: "They were whopping them in those sets"(55:00) Coach of the Year odds: "I would watch out for Sean Payton"(57:10) #5 Trevor Lawrence struggles again: The guys dissect Doug Pederson's comments.(1:03:25) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:06:25) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Jaguars, Buccaneers, and Bengals

(0:00) Ahmed reveals that he's quit Twitter(3:25) Commanders def. Cardinals 42-14(9:35) Buccaneers def. Eagles 33-16(15:30) Vikings def. Packers 31-29(21:00) Chiefs def. Chargers 17-10(26:00) Texans def. Jaguars 24-20(31:35) Falcons def. Saints 26-24(36:55) Colts def. Steelers 27-24(42:15) Broncos def. Jets 10-9(47:35) SNF: Ravens def. Bills 35-10(52:45) 49ers def. Patriots 30-13(56:50) Bengals def. Panthers 34-24(1:00:55) Bears def. Rams 24-18(1:03:55) Raiders def. Browns 20-16(1:07:55) TNF: Cowboys def. Giants 20-15(1:13:10) MNF Preview: Titans at Dolphins & Seahawks at Lions

(0:00) Mike is still adjusting to life without Chris 4 times a week.(5:10) TNF: Cowboys at Giants(10:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Saints at Falcons(13:20) Bengals at Panthers(16:10) Rams at Bears(19:35) Vikings at Packers(23:25) Jaguars at Texans(25:35) Steelers at Colts(28:15) Broncos at Jets(30:35) Eagles at Buccaneers(34:30) SUNDAY LATE: Commanders at Cardinals(37:45) Patriots at 49ers(40:45) Chiefs at Chargers(42:40) Browns at Raiders(47:05) SNF: Bills at Ravens(49:30) MNF: Titans at Dolphins(52:00) MNF: Seahawks at Lions(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues