Aces Radio

No soccer? No problem. Except problem, because soccer podcast. Anyway, John, Drabby, and Bront check in on each other and our respective roommates, raccoon or otherwise. We talk about the first week of the #Crew96 Steps Challenge, including who's pulling up the rear and getting the bulk. We talk season tickets and what might need to happen with all that, then hit the important issue of the day: who's the best cook on the team, and what's their dish? Hard-hitting stuff, gang. 

If you thought a lack of anything worthwhile to discuss would stop us, you've never listened to this podcast before. Today, John, Drabby, and Bront discuss what life continues to be like in the #StayAtHome era. They discuss the Crew 30 Day Steps Challenge, recipes from the Crew dietitian, how the FO might handle ticket money if the season is scrapped, and who they think the best Steps Challenge coaches would be. On Segment 2... fuck it, no Segment 2. On Segment 3... nah, just hit "end recording," John.

It's another #StayAtHome episode of ACES Radio! In today's Segment 1, John, Drabby, and not Bront check in on each other like true Best Friends do when there's no lunch. We talk FIFA and how bad BigWhiskeyEd is at it. Finally, we discuss the best Crew hair in history (hint: Morgan doesn't make the cut... GET IT? CUT?!) In Segment 2, JairadBallerina talks about his kink. Here's a hint: you need 1-5 other people involved, and sometimes minors. In Segment 3, Drabby reads YOUR hot takes and actually updates the standings. What a world.

You think your virtual happy hours are awkward? Wait til you hear this episode of ACES Radio! In Segment 1, John, Drabby, and Bront talk about what life has been like in #StayAtHomeOhio and what's happening in the Crew social media world. In Segment 2, John talks about his kink... it turns out, he likes it when people watch. In Segment 3, we read NEARLY ALL of your hot takes, and Drabby forgets to update the blood point standings, while John narrowly remembers to do the commercial. Way to go, guys. 

Well, there's no soccer. But that didn't stop John, Drabby, and Bront from firing up the microphones. In Segment 1, the lads talk about what life has been like in the past week. Man Balls are given out, and Bront has a tender moment. Also, we talk about how to feed your FIFA Kink. In Segment 3 (yes, we know there's no 2), YOUR hot takes are read. Literally all of them. We discuss what the future might look like for Crew fans, the upcoming Patreon, and how you can join the ACES Radio Slack. 

We're back! We're audible! And we won't blow out your eardrums! Now it's just the content that sucks. John, Drabby, and Bront don't have a secret guest because fuck coronavirus. But they do recap the Crew vs. Seattle match in Segment 1, along with the injuries that plague the team, and the lads hand out Man Balls. In Segment 2, you find out what Bront's kink is. Hint: it requires four people. The panel is horrified. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes are shared with the world, if they're good or bad enough. Alex Thomas pops in with a weather report that is largely irrelevant, and the lads consider a world without soccer for a month. 

John and Drabby are here. Bront is here--and audible, unfortunately. And SPECIAL GUEST HOST Alex Thomas, AKA Uncle Aligator, AKA Uncle Sportman himself, joins the lads. In Segment 1, we talk NYCFCSC, what new players showed the best for the Crew, and thoughts on the Pipa situation. In Segment 2, we ask Alex what his kinks are. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes, the weather report for Saturday, and match thoughts on the Seattle Soccer Inventors. 

Okay, shitlords. It's here. John and Drabby welcome Gemini back to the show as SPECIAL POTENTIAL GUEST HOST #1. In segment 1, the gang talks offseason. In segment 2, Gemini talks about video games and D&D, like all good soccer podcasts. Segment 3 has YOUR hot takes (well, some of them), and stuff about NYCFC or whatever. 

I can't believe we've done this. AGAIN. 

If you've ever listened to ACES Radio, don't. Love you.

If you could just go ahead and not listen to anything after segment two, that'd be great.

You ever heard at least four dudes scream into a microphone at the same time for almost three hours? Guess what? You're about to. 

Good jokes and then some noises.

Look at all these disgusting Crew fans, with their words that they use in front of our children.

The only thing worse than the content is the audio quality.

Hell is Real.

If you're at Hendocs Pub, you're in Greg's chair.

The most heavily edited episode in the history of MLS podcasts; of this, we can be certain. #BLESSED