Aces Radio

Crewzers FC vs. San Jose Clash, Man Balls Celebrity Fan Kevin Grimm gives a shockingly decent interview Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction standings, Crewzers FC vs. LA Galaxy

Our traditional post-game edition recorded from Morgan's kitchen, where we aren't drunk on hashtag beer culture at all. Joined by a cluster of celebrity fans, shit and stank lords, we discuss the 2-0 victory over the San Jose Clash.

Recap of Crewzers vs NYCFCFCSC, Changing one thing to make 2016 not suck, Man Balls. Celebrity shitlord Matt Selan, aka @SelanMX on Twitter. Spoiler: the "X" means literally nothing. The Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction standings / updates, preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New England.

Recap of Columbus Crewzers FC vs Bye Week FC, Gregg Berhalter Q&A, Man Balls Celebrity fan Andrew King stops by the program, and describes in great detail his sexual history with Morgan's grandmother. Ewwwww. Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Season ticket renewals, preview of Crew SC vs NYCFC

Huge announcement regarding how impressive we have become, recap of Crewzers FC vs Toronto, Man Balls. An entire segment dedicated to the closing of the transfer window. Celebrity front office legend JP Lococo joins the program to talk Columbus Cup 2016, Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction standings, Crew SC vs Bye Week preview.

Nooooo. No, god, no. No god please no. No. No. Noooooooooooooooo.

Recap of Crew vs. DC United, discussing the new addition (Nicky Aces), and handing out Man Balls. Celebrity shitlord Ryan Roberts joins the program. Battle for the Grand Prize, Nordecke Cup 2016 date announced, prediction updates, Crewzers FC vs Orlando City preview.

Recap of Crew vs Revolution, recap of Crew vs Terrible Football Club, and some dirty Man Balls. Celebrity Fan Dan Bidmead stops by to discuss things and also stuff. Battle for The Grand Prize, what to do if you're outraged about someone else making a soccer banner, prediction standings, predictions updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs DC United. 

Everything goes off the rails in this entire episode, as a wild Frankie appears. Recap of Crew vs. Wizards. Praying to Jodude. Man Balls. Celebrity fans Donny and Jason Murray of Murderers Row stop by for a chat. More Frankie. Battle for The Grand Prize. More Frankie. Homesickness, and how it can be avoided. Preview of Crewzers FC at New England.  This episode. Sweet Jesus.

Recording live from Zauber Brewing Company! Recap of the games against NYRB and Bridgeview. Color impression updates. Man Balls. Getting to know International soccer legend and longtime fan of ACES Radio, Chris Doran! It's all downhill from here, folks. Speaking of downhill, segment three is a goddamned dumpster fire. Hot takes, blood points, prediction standings, #DosHiguains, Crewzers FC vs Wizards, and then we blissfully leave you for absolutely the last time. This is the worst show in the history of podcasts. Possibly in the history of shows. It was fun while it lasted.

WHAT YEAR IS IT? Someone has malaria and Dilly Duka plays for the Crew. A recap of Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact. Man balls. Celebrity fan and #TIFOSWEAT legend Todd Stroufe stops by the show to talk about his love for Ohio State Football. Ladies and gentleman, the Hot Takes and Hotakes have a new dedicated home; THE BATTLE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE! Footgolf Classic 2016 recap, a discussion on a few new front office policies (mainly having to do with the continuing war between V-Army and Legion '04), and a preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New York / New Jersey MetroStars. #WarOnAlex

Recap of Crewzers FC vs Tampa City Hooligans, thoughts on next round vs Bridgeview. Injuries! Injuries! Injuries! Man balls. Evonne drops the cool raps. Celebrity Fan interview with the president of The Sunshine Brigade, Evonne Seagull. Evonne drops more of the cool raps. Hot takes and Hotakes. ACES Radio wins an Emmy, but not really. Prediction standings, predictions, YNA tailgate info, and footgolf trash talk. WE CAME FOR THE BELT.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT AN EPISODE OF ACES RADIO. THIS IS A TRAINING VIDEO SLASH TRAINING SEMINAR INTENDED FOR THE EARS OF JOHN ZIDAR ONLY. IF YOU ARE NOT JOHN ZIDAR, PLEASE SET YOURSELF ON FIRE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU. #WhisperFont

Recap of Crewzers vs. RSL and Crewzers vs. Chester Unions. The season is 41% done, so like, what does that mean, and stuff? Man Balls. Celebrity fan Darby Shnarfus stops by for six hours, and we talk to him about things and also about other things. Hot takes! Greg is deported! Morgan ruins the show! Julie Stankey wins internet points! FC Cincinnati rants! This and not a whole hell of a lot more in segment three. Worst episode ever.

Recapping Crew vs. Toronto. Is a life without Gaston Sauro worth living? Man balls return after a one week unintentional hiatus. Celebrity fan and Hudson Street Hooligan president Katie Mitchell stops by to speak softly and infrequently into the microphone. Not good, like, at all. Hot takes! So many goddamned hot takes! Making demands of the front office regarding the upcoming 2016 Crew SC Footgolf Classic. Talking this weekends upcoming match against Real Salt Lake. The blissfully leaving you all, possibly forever. #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex #WarOnAlex

Crewzers FC potential US Open Cup 4th Round opponents are announced. Morgan wants to play Cincinnati, while John and Greg are piles of human garbage. Recapping Crew vs. Rapids. John still thinks losing 26 goals somehow makes Columbus a strong soccer team. No. Alex Thomas joins the program, and proceeds to be both the best and worst guest of all-time. This is possibly the greatest segment in ACES Radio history. We go live on Periscope to read your #HotTakes and #Hotakes from the past week. Greg Benson has been deported. John Zidar has coughed into the microphone. We finish the worst show in ACES Radio history by discussing the upcoming Trillium Cup match at Toronto FC. Hashtag rivalry week, you guys.

Segment 1: Kei, Kei, Kei, Kei - Greg's suspension is updated, and Man Balls are given out. Segment 2: Angry Kip Lexner joins the program. Worst segment ever? Hell yes. Segment 3: Hot takes which are so hot that a wild Alex Stanek shows up to ruin the entire episode, and we preview the upcoming match against Colorado.

This one is completely out of order and filled with bullshit supporter drama, so pay no attention to what segment we may say we're in or if the episode sounds like it's ending. It's over when the counter reaches zero. Worst episode ever, and we mean it this time. Serenity now.

1. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison. 2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals. 3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. #HateWeek 2016: Columbus Crewzers FC vs. the Fighting Capos of Plascadia. Predictions for the upcoming match against Seattle.

1. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter. 2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The Sunshine Brigade. 3. Details on the Crew SC Gear Sale, and Google Earth stalking #TIFOSWEAT. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. John Zidar is a fuccboi. Predictions for the upcoming match against Houston.