Elimination Of The Snakes

Easter was good for Dan and John.Dan has a good joke.A little issue with Skype.Fact of Crap: One a piece this week.Mail Bag:A couple from Al in Jersey:1) Scotch with 2 drops of water.2) Old is When....Two from One Million Moms:1) Contact Poise about SAM ad now!2) TLC has done it again.Two from Chuck:1) TSA refuses to let stroke victim board flight because she can’t speak.2) TSA reaches tentative settlement in breast milk lawsuit.The Rest of the Show:1) Wisconsin to pay $562K after suicide at Mendota.2) Robert Rizzo sentenced to 12 years in prison for Bell corruption.3) Hit-and-run crash kills 2 motorcyclists near Janesville.

Points for longevity.Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men.Hope springs eternal.No show on Easter.What's Dan into today? Gout?Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:One from Allen in Jersey: Unkilled meat only in California.Two from One million Moms:1) CBS makes "Mom" look bad.2) "About a boy" needs our attention.Two from Chuck:1) Parents of autistic kids sue Disney over new line-waiting policy.2) A ban on the word "Bossy"?The Rest of the Show:1) Dove(Unilever) tells women to love their armpits.

We both had a good week.Sunday was a great day for a drive.Fact or crap: Dan got one right none for John.Mail Bag:A couple from Mike:1) A joke.2) For those who thought they know everything.One from One million Moms: Protesting the movie Noah.A little lesson in Catholicism.Al from Jersey: Dialing 800 numbers.One from Damon: Social Programs.The Rest of the Show:1) Human nature commentary from Dan.

There is no bad publicity.Fact or Crap: We did terrible this week.Mail Bag:Three from Mike:1) A text from a neighbor.2) Fred.3) Elderly banking.One from Amanda: Celibacy.A Dan story, tangent.The Rest of the Show:1) NCAA - Go Wisconsin!Tangent Alert.Liberal Madison gets nose bloodied.2) Madison plans to tackle the issue of upstart, unregulated ride providers.3) UW journalism professor explains FCC study of news that has conservatives riled.

A rough economy, times are hard.Entitlements!? WTF?!Rant Alert!!!As our listeners, what do you think?Fact or Crap: One a piece this week.Mail Bag:One from Damon: E. E. Cummings, Ukraine, Crimea and feeding the Trolls.One from Sam: Drug brings remarkable improvement for boy.One Million Moms: (Dan's in agreement with them, kind off.) Honey Made offends conservatives.One from Mike: World best short joke.The Rest of the Show:All email and rant show.

Dan can't give it away on 7th Avenue.Russia, Crimea, Ukraine and John Kerry.Fact or Crap: We both Struck out.Mail Bag:Three from Al from Jersey:1) Hmmm, that's certainly a coincidence.2) Snow Day.3) Muslims my ass.One from Damon: No tolerance for no tolerance.Two from Dennis:1) Baltimore Police policy says public can film Officers.2) "Upskirting" is legal, Massachusetts top court says.One from Peter: Drug company to give lifesaving medication to 7 year old.The Rest of the Show:All email show this week.

The "Elimination of the Snakes" story.Baby it's cold outside, in Clyde.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:One Million Moms: Progress with 2 Broke Girls.Two from Dennis:1) Oklahoma father dies in police encounter after mother slaps daughter.2) Clarksville student suspended for unknowingly having dad's fishing knife in car.One from Peter: University of Minnesota students don’t want race on crime alerts.The Rest of the Show:1) FCC quietly kills controversial newsroom study.2) California college student teaches school $50,000 lesson.

Whats happening in Dan's world?Some reminiscing.Fact or Crap: One right for John, none for  Dan.American TV is going out of business.Some more reminiscing.Mail Bag:Anonymous donor: Iowa man fired for using forklift to free Twix candy bar.Two from Dennis:1) Davie woman records encounter with Broward deputy, gets arrested.2) Broward teacher charged with making student unclog urinal.Some humor from Al in Jersey.One from Pete: Police beat, stun deaf man after confusing sign language with threatening gestures.Some humor from Mike.The Rest of the Show:It happened before email this week.

Big storm coming, WooHoo!Late night television.Fact of Crap: Batting 1000 this week.Mail Bag:One from Al out East: Remember this 54 years ago.Two from Dennis:1) Rep. Michael Grimm threatens NY1 reporter Michael Scotto.2) The fascinating story of Michael Eisenga, Joel Kleefisch's VIP donor.A new contributor JJ: TSA Agents interrogate Jewish author for reading conservative newspaper.Two from Pete:1) Oregon businessman charged more than $11,000 for phone calls.2) Parents protest state stopping subsidies to Sandbox Child Care Center.The Rest of the Show:1) Voter ID, rant.

What a SuperBowl!Russell Wilson, awesome young man.SuperBowl conspiracy?You suck Ref!!!Coffee freeze?Fact or Crap: Two right for John, one for Dan.Mail Bag:Two from Mike:1) I finally realized.2) Craig's List ad.A couple from One Million Moms:1) 2 Broke Girls.2) A plea for money.One from Al in New Jersey: Thoughts from a redneck.Two from Denny:1) Texas man arrested for speed-trap warning sign.2) Retired Tampa cop shoots, kills man texting in theater.The Rest of the Show:All email again.

It's very cold in Clyde.Football, WooHoo!!!Fact or Crap: None for Dan, 1 for John.Mail Bag: Al from Jersey: Illinois vs Oklahoma.One Million Moms: They love us.One from Dan: Raiders cheerleader lawsuit claims pay is less than $5 an hour.Some humor from Michael.Two from Denny:1) 3 involved in McDonald's attack arrested.2) Michigan woman gets 5 years in prison in false rape case.The Rest of the Show:All email this week.

The arctic vortex.The Pro Bowl and post season football. Fact or Crap: Batting 1000 this week.Mail Bag: Two from Al in Jersey:1) Special Bucket List.2) In God we trust.One Million Moms: What the L is Staples thinking?One from Peter: Unions hold Goodyear French bosses hostage.One from Mike: US Government lost around $10 Billion on GM bailout.The Rest of the Show:All email show.

First show of the new year.Baby, it's cold outside.More cheese and crackers to go with my whine.How's this going to effect, Dan.Exercise and diet?Fact or Crap: 2 right for John, 1 for Dan.Mail Bag:Some humor from Mike.Two from Jeff:1) Some Reid staffers exempt from Obamacare exchanges.2) Black man arrested 62 times for trespassing at his own job.Snakes of the Week - Miami Gardens Police Department.Two from Peter:1) Fort Worth cops collected "Voluntary" blood, saliva samples.2) Good life in Guantanamo.The Rest of the Show:Start the new year with an all email show.

Dan watching movies with Grandson.Last show of the year.Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from EOTS.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:Another couple from One Million Moms:1) Glee.2) Please give.Two from Michael:1) NYPD cops beat up my loved ones, killed my parakeet.2) South Carolina sheriff refuses to lower flag in honor of Nelson Mandela.Danish Prime Minister's Mandela selfie.Cuba?!?Rant alert! (Minding your own business.)One from Peter: Release of Newtown 911 calls causes debate.The Rest of the Show:Another all email show, kind of.

F Troop and Hogan's Heroes.Planning a round table discussion on 2013.Thanksgiving was wonderful.More on the ongoing pumpkin pie saga.Fact or Crap: John gets 2 right, Dan gets 1.Mail Bag:Two from Mike:1) Global facts about sex.2) Some more humor.One from Damon: The Christmas Season.Pizza Hut manager fired over Thanksgiving dispute.Dan complains to Pizza Hut, gets a reply.Who stiffed who? Wounded Warriors has no record of donation from lesbian waitress accused of tip hoax.One from Al in Jersey more Obama bashing.One Million Moms:1) Boycott Radio Shack.2) Macy's can't be trusted.The Rest of the Show:Happened in the middle of email, go figure.

Black Friday.The Silver Eagles are on top.Fact or Crap: Batting 1000 this week.Mail Bag:One from Peter: Whitley County teen refuses to run race because of 666 number.A BlackBerry Rant!One from Denny: BlackBerry abandons search for buyer.The Rest of the Show:One from Dan: Kim Kardashian's charity auction isn't giving much to charity.

Some discussion of the weather in Clyde.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.TSA shooting.Mail Bag:Some humor from Al in Jersey.More humor from Mike.A mega blast from Damon. Phoenix CaninesOne from Hank: Ex-NFL cheerleader sentenced in underage sex case.Two from Peter:1) Stockton, CA. Father and Son suspected of kidnapping ex-wife to perform exorcism.2) Wisconsin Senate passes bill protecting employee passwords.One from Mike: Retired Police Officer arrested for sharing Gospel in New Jersey mall.The Rest of the Show:Another all email show.

 Thank You to all Veterans.Another stupid Dan story.Selling Holocaust memorabilia. Got an opinion?Fact or Crap: One right for Dan, two for John.Mail Bag:One from Peter: Police stun stepdad trying to save son from fire.The Rest of the Show:1) Florida mother: Son was forced to recite Pledge of Allegiance despite religious beliefs.2) Mercury Marine seeks $10 million loan from Fond du Lac County.3) Federal trial over Wisconsin voter-ID law underway.

Dan's getting pumped.Our mantra No Incumbents!A little slice from Dan's world.Fact or Crap: Two right for John, one for Dan.Mail Bag:Miscellaneous contributor:1) Minnesota teacher accused of throwing 11-pound backpack at student.Lou Reed dies.Two from Dennis:1) Chinese nuclear strike points.2) Notorious Dine-and-Dasher.One from Mike: Damn good question.One from Hank: EBay apologizes, removes Holocaust memorabilia from sale after newspaper investigation.The Rest of the Show:Like usual it kind of happened in and before the mail bag.

We're back!John's retired and Dan's pissed.What happens when you die?NO incumbents!!!Some political talk.Fact or Crap: Two wrong for John,one for Dan.Mail Bag:One from Damon: He's still out there.Phoenix CaninesMassachusetts honor student Erin Cox punished for giving drunken friend a ride home.Snakes of the Week - North Andover School District.Two from Dennis:1) United hit with record $1.1M ground delay fine.2) Feds confiscate investigative reporter’s confidential files during raid.The Rest of the Show:It all happened before the mail bag.