Elimination Of The Snakes

Dan's a proud Grandpa.Heartwarming story of a teenager with Down's Syndrome made prom queen.Fact of Crap: 3 right for Dan, 2 for John.Mail Bag:Three from Denny:1) Ranch owner wins Fourth Amendment suit against Richland County.2) Flag-stomping South Carolina teacher gets $85,000 settlement.3) Student ordered to lick his desk clean after doodling on it. Some humor from Mike.The Rest of the Show:1) Joe Awe freed after 3 years will not be retried for arson.

Some Mother's Day banter.Procrastination.Fact of Crap: Batting 1000 this week.Mail Bag:Two from Robert:1) Beyonce, Jay-Z travel to Cuba, despite U.S. Lawmaker protests.2) Big Brother: LA police sued over massive data collection.Tangent / Rant Alert!1984 !?!One from Dennis: Administration emails raise new questions on Libya attack.The Rest of the Show:Another all email and tangent show.

Earl joins us this week.A little Bullshitting with Earl.Chicago fugitive Paris Poe arrested in Madison.Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City Bombing.Fact or Crap: Batting a big zero this week.Mail Bag:One from Mike: The workings of Congress.Tangent Alert!One from Al in New Jersey: Funeral expenses.One from Peter: Boston Marathon suspects.The Rest of the Show:1) Terrorism.2) You can't win.3) Man sues Virgin America after being accused of not flushing.

Boston Marathon Explosions.Fact of Crap: One a piece for both of us.A little story about drinking.Mail Bag:One from Earl: This is epic!One from Mike: Would you marry again?One from Denny: New Jersey woman sues CVS for $1M for racist receipt.One from Anonymous: Can we save Madison lakes?Three from Peter: 1) Changing the constitution is really, really hard. Gabby Gifford's furious.2) College fires professor who forced students to sign Obama pledge.3) High School umpire under fire for pushing english-only during baseball.The Rest of the Show:1) Dan is bugged, Grocery Store blues.2) Dan the handyman.

A little overshare from Dan.A tribute to Johnny Cash.Will Winter ever end?North Korea, a bunch of wimps?Margaret Thatcher, "Iron Lady", Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead.The movie "W".Dan donates a car to Rawhide Boys Ranch.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:One from Peter: What's wrong with the people who run this Country?One from Dennis: Madison's do-not-serve policy.Two from Mick:1) JCPenney fires CEO Ron Johnson, rehires Mike Ullman.2) First Amendment lesson sparks outrage at Florida school. The Rest of the Show:It happened before email.

Dan's a proud Grandpa.Dan hates Australia?Wilcox High School in Georgia to hold first integrated prom.Fact or Crap: Two right for Dan, One a piece for John.Dan taunts Kim Jong Un.Mail Bag:Some humor from Peter.Two from Mike:1) Woman who attacked cab driver gets six years in prison2) United plane diverted after family objects to in-flight film.The Rest of the Show:1) Two Texas State Troopers were indicted Friday over roadside cavity Search of Irving women.2) Sacramento high-rise death linked to graffiti.

You need some cheese and crackers with that whine.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:One from a guy at work: Professor makes students “Stomp on Jesus”.Three from Pete:1) CVS workers must reveal weight or pay penalty.2) School Board votes to end dual-language immersion program at Chavez.3) Some humor.One from Denny: Restaurants asking $1 for water this week.The Rest of the Show:Another all email show.

 Some talk about the weather.Fact or Crap: One a piece for each of us.Mail Bag:Three from Denny:1) McConnell's wife pushes back on racial attacks in ad.2) Man left in solitary confinement for 2 years.Snakes of the Week - Sheriff's Department Dona Ana County, New Mexico.3) Wrong woman buried following California mortuary mix-up.One from Al: Some humor.One from Pete: Biden's Press office apologizes for bullying student reporter.Dan's take on the new Pope.(Tangent Alert!)One from Peter: Women protest all-male conclave to elect new Pope.The Rest of the Show:An all email week.

More snow in God's country.A new Pope in the coming week.News 24/7.Mail Bag:Three from Mike:1) Geography of a woman.2) Adult Scrabble.3) Letter from an Airline Pilot.One from Earl: Chavez bites the dust.Three from Ray:1) Wow...woman stops Grizzly bear attack with .25 cal pistol!2) Senior drivers.3) Senior health and safety course.Three from Peter: 1) Toddler dies after pit bull attack in Walworth County.2) Middleton foster care agency under investigation.3) Georgia city looks to make gun ownership mandatory.The Rest of the Show:All email this week.

Big snow storm coming. The annual Indian Winter story.Dan's a Grandpa again, first Granddaughter.Mail Bag:A joke from Ray.Two from Pete:1) Madison psychiatrist charged with possessing child porn.2) Student hides in locker to catch a thief, her teacher.Two from Peter:1) A Joke.2) JCPenney loses money.The Rest of the Show:1) More on stealing horses.2) Republicans and Democrats are at it again.3) Sequestration.4) Aid to Egypt.

Are Meteorologist's and Chiropractor's fruststrated?A shameless plug for Dan's book.Fact or Crap: One a piece for John, two wrong for Dan.Mail Bag:Some humor from Al. Three from Dennis: 1) Teacher suspended for pouring pencil shavings in students mouth.2) Medical Examining Board plans changes in response to State Journal investigation.3) Associate Professor Sharon Sweet allegedly urged her students to vote for Obama.Two from Peter: 1) Man accused of slapping child fired from job.2) Illegal immigrant tells Congress not to call him illegal.One from Ray: Couple who tried to help distressed horses face charges.The Rest of the Show:All email this week.

Valentines Day stories.More on the Food Stamp Challenge.Fact or Crap: One a piece each this week.Mail Bag:Two from Al in New Jersey:1) Meaning of a flag draped coffin.2) Winter Poem.A couple from Ray.Two from Denny:1) Man slaps crying baby and drops the N-bomb on a Delta flight.2) Pelosi: Congressional pay cut undermines dignity of the job.Nancy Pelosi - Snake of the Week.Tangent Alert: A loose cannon in Madison Police Department.Two from Pete:1) 7-year-old interrogated for 10 hours by The NYPD.2) Office charged with shutting Guantanamo Bay closes.The Rest of the Show:All email show this week.

Some Superbowl talk.Dan has a car story.Fact or Crap: One a piece for John, two wrong for Dan.Mail Bag:Some humor from Mike. The story of an ant.Some more humor from Ray.Two from Al in New Jersey:1) Walmart knows something.2) A shot at Obama.One from Peter on NBA vs NFL.The Rest of the Show:1) Debating the merits of the Food Stamp Challenge.2) State accuses Community Care Resources of misusing funds.

One hell of a flu season.Superbowl predictions.Fact of Crap: One right for Dan, none for John.Mail Bag:Two from Denny:1) Welfare lottery ban.2) Walmart apologizes after breast cancer survivor humiliated.Some humor from Peter.Some more humor from Ray, blonde men jokes.More from Al in New Jersey.One from Pete on a half-Jewish, half-Arab woman suing FBI, TSA, Frontier Airlines.The Rest of the Show:1) Minnesota lawyer suspended for billing client for sex.We're taking Superbowl Sunday off.See ya in two weeks.

Dan doesn't have the flu and he's not going to get it.Fact of Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:Two from Mike:1) Fiscal Cliff.2) Social Security.One from Peter on job eliminations.Three from Denny:1) Little Canada man videotaped sheriff's deputies.   Snakes of the Week - Ramsey County sheriff's office.2) Teacher don't have a contract in Janesville.A Packer tangent/rant.3) Allstate good hands people my ass.The Rest of the Show:All email this week.

Turning sixty.Fact or Crap: Dan gets one, John gets none.Mail Bag: No mail bag this week.The Rest of the Show:Stuff Dan found in his backpack.1) Australian DJs apologize publicly for royal hoax call in interview.2) Lying DUI Cop Lisa Steed in Utah FIRED! Class Action Lawsuit.3) George Zimmerman sues NBC Universal over edited 911 call.4) The State of the News Media.5) New York newspaper's map of local gun owners.

We had a great Christmas and hope all of you did, too.Adrian Peterson didn't break the record.Fact or Crap: We blew it this week.Mail Bag:Three from Pete:1) Exonerated Milwaukee man to get $25,000 from Clyde.2) Police probe NBC's David Gregory on gun clip.3) Iowa court: Bosses can fire "irresistible" workers.Two from Denny:1) Gov. Walker withdraws request for public money for mansion renovation.2) Deputy pepper sprays, detains man with Down Syndrome.Snakes of the Week - Vista, California Police Department.One from Mike: I think she's pissed.The Rest of the Show:1) New Years Resolutions.Have a Happy New Year.

Special guest this week, Dan's son Sam.A little father son bantering.The 40th anniversary party.The shooting in Connecticut.Kate Middleton has morning sickness?Mayan apocalypse.Mail Bag:Some humor from Mike.One from Al in New Jersey:1) Chicago.2) A quiz.One from Peter: Top medal denied twice to Marine.One from Denny: California state workers highest paid out of 12 most-populous states.The Rest of the Show:Happened before the mail bag.No show on the 23th Have a very Merry Christmas.Back on the 30th.

Snow in Clyde.Dan celebrates 40 years of marriage.Sam didn't make it on the show this week.Being a Packer fan can be hard.Fact or Crap: One right, one wrong for both of us.Mail Bag:One from Peter: Minnesota quarters.Two from Dennis:1) Parents of teen strip-searched at school sue.2) Black boxes in cars raise privacy concerns.One from Pete: Gilda's Club name change.One from Joe: Public health proposal considers mandatory "Smokers License".The Rest of the Show:1) Howard Ruff.2) Egyptian leadership.

 Another Thanksgiving pie story this year.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both of us.Mail Bag:Some Thanksgiving humor from Jane.Some humor from Pete.One from Earl: A roach eating contest gone bad.A nice story from Chris at Dan's work.Three from Peter:1) Shooting victim was neighbor who entered wrong house.2) Man treatens Obama on Facebook.3) Houston: Surveillance video shows violent confrontation at gas station.One from Dennis: Repeat offender given another chance, instead sentenced to prison.The Rest of the Show:Another all email show.