Elimination Of The Snakes

We start the show with a little BS-ing.Moving friends, the weather, class reunions and the like.A plea for the people of Pakistan.Dick Chaney's congestive heart failure.A display of Dan's computer prowess.Mail Bag:1) Some humor from Denny.2) Peter sends in an open letter to President Obama from Lou Pritchett.3) Pete sends in a couple: Bell, California: City of 38K pays city manager nearly $800K.Mexico is angry with Arizona.4) Mike's is on food for thought for doing the right thing.The Rest of the Show:1) Cemetery agrees to flag over Vet’s grave.2) Vietnam Veteran in Florida wins battle over display of U.S. flag.3) Court upholds expulsion of counseling student who opposes homosexuality.4) Memphis Christians fear discrimination if revision to anti-bias policy gets OK.

  Dan celebrates his Birthday at The Great Dane Pub and Brewing Company.   Mail Bag: Some humor from Dennis this week. One from Earl on the Wisconsin No Smoking Law. One from Al "The honeymoon is over for Obama". Dave sends in a Baby Boomer test. The Rest of the Show: 1) Mel Gibson's racist rant 2.0. (Mel you are a Pig.) 2) Despite progress, Madison man continues weight-loss efforts. 3) "The Wizard of Oz" turns 70. 4) A Norwegian Joke. Not really, it's Polish. 5) American held in North Korea attempts suicide. 6) Iran issues new haircut guidelines for men. No more mullets!

A look into Dan's world.Mail Bag:One from Earl on the Mo Ibrahim Prize goes to none.One from Peter on Dick Cheney Hospitalized again.From Dennis this week:1) Iran plans to send ship to Gaza.2) Iran cancels ship to Gaza.One from Mike this week on the .xxx domain name.The Rest of the Show:1) A little rant on fixing things that aren't broke.2) A posting from the Madison Overture Center blog followed by another rant.3) North Korea threatens harsher punishment for US detainee.4) Wikipedia's parent company starts purging porn from its websites.5) Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape released.6) Wrong patient phone numbers trip up ER docs.

Happy Father's Day to all you Dads out there.The good old days. Some reminiscing.Mail Bag:Earl sends one in this week on capitalism in action.Dennis with a solution on full body scanning issues.A welfare poem from Mike.Al sends one in on Cub's fan facts.Peter's this week is on a Muslim demonstration in London.It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, world indeed says Chris.The Rest of the Show:1) BP and the oil spill in the gulf.2) Israeli blockade of Gaza.3) NFL Stadium (Meadowlands) offered $25M to promote adultery.

The show starts with a discussion on whining.Mail Bag:One from Peter to push Dan's hot button.(Illegal Immigration)Earl sends one in about video and the oil spill in the Gulf.A few from Dennis:1) How to speak Womanese.2) Woman's english.3) Men's english.4) Difference between guts and balls.5) Captain Kangaroo, Lee Marvin and Mr. Rodgers.The Rest of the Show:1) What do you think about President Obama?2) Sack Tapping/Nut Tag/Groin Punch Game? WTF?3) Joint Base Lewis-McChord, Soldier shot in Iraq billed for missing military gear.4) Jolly Rancher lands 3rd grade student in detention.Snakes of the Week - Brazos Independent School District and Superintendent Jack Ellis.  5) UK Baptist Preacher arrested for calling homosexuality a sin.6) Teen fan tasered by Phillies security after running onto field.

Hug a Vet this Memorial Day.God bless our troops.Mail Bag:Cheryl:1) Did you get a raise? Remember in November. 2) Bumper stickers are getting angrier.One from the Banty Rooster(Becky): She has some answers.IABL Worldwide scam?One from Harold: Making money at roulette?Al sends one in this week: Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN.The Rest of the Show:1) Our condolences to families of Garry Coleman and Dennis Hopper.2) Census workers can enter your apartment in your absence.3) Runaway Christian convert being treated for cancer, friend says.4) Social Engineers of Madison, WI.5) Overture Center Madison, WI.6) Mayor says city must act to save Overture.7) Squatters in Madison WI. Operation Welcome Home.

Elimination of the Snakes live? Hmmmmm....Mail Bag:One from Mel this week: Jenny Craig for men.One from Mike: Did you know?One from Earl: Civil War II?A couple thoughts from chris:Which Leaders Rock Our World?Say No to Socialism.The Rest of the Show:1) WWII Vet ordered to remove American Flag from outside New Hampshire home.2) Rep. Mark Souder and mistress recorded video praising abstinence.3) Detroit girl, 7, killed in Police Raid.4) Richard Blumenthal claims he misspoke about Vietnam military record.5) Did you get a raise?6) Walgreens holding off on selling genetic test kits.7) General Motors repaid its Government loans with....bailout money.

  The gangs all here Patrick, Earl and Chris join Dan and John. Mail Bag: No mail bag tonight.   The Rest of the Show: 1) Deep water drilling and oil spills. 2) Undocumented student's arrest called part of "civil rights disaster". 3) Illegal immigration and Arizona.   4) Elana Kagan. 5) Upcoming November elections. 6) The few screwing it up for the Majority. 7) Legalized Marijuana in California. 8) 200 Shows.  

Look out more politics is in the future.Mother's Day Stories.PSA: Colonoscopy Tales, O'boy.Mail Bag:Amazing story from  Mike: An Elephant Tale.Two more humorous stories from Denny.One from Chris this week: I'll never get them all sent...1) Exclusive: FEC commissioner helped RNC conceal role in 2004 vote suppression.2) China defends detention of lead poisoning victims who sought medical help.3) "Gay dog" refused entry to Adelaide restaurant.4) Rape of woman in skinny jeans "not possible".We didn't get through all of them, more to come.The Rest of the Show:1) Walmart sex discrimination class action suit to go to trial.2) Ann Arbor elementary school bans white students from field trip.3) Students sent home over American flag shirts on Cinco De Mayo.Snakes of the Week: Live Oak High School and their Vice Principal.4) Eli Westlake run over by Sarah Ward for throwing cheeseballs.Next week is show 200. To celebrate a round table with as many people as we can round up.

Some more Grandpa goodness.Dead Sea Scrolls and the Bible - Milwaukee Public Museum.Mail Bag:One from Dennis this week: Water vs Coke.One from Chris: Getting caught up.1) A reply to the Banty Rooster and Walmart.2) Extramarital sex causes more earthquakes, Iranian cleric claims.Dan tangent: South Park buckles to islam.3) Hurricane Katrina destroys New Orleans days before "Southern Decadence".4) John Cleese SDP/Liberal Alliance political broadcast 1987.5) The surprising relevance of facts aka Anderson Cooper showed up for work.6) Man charged after wiping his ass with a parking ticket.7) Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s shirt after shaking hands with Haitian residents.8) Scary new GOP poll.The Rest of the Show:1) Lt. Col. Terry Lakin: Army Officer joins Birthers, defies orders.2) 12 year old Saudi girl wins divorce from 80 year old husband.3) Woman arrested for Stevens Point blow gun spree.4) Texas Gay Divorce.

More grandpa talk.Mail Bag:Two from Chris this week:1) Ringo unmoved by Vatican praise for Beatles.2) Kalamazoo towing company sues student over Facebook page.Dave sends in a joke.Dennis sends in several jokes this week, subject: Catholicism.Earl - The Ten Commandments Video.The Rest of the Show:1) Steven Seagal sued for sexual assault,trafficking.2) Steven Seagal accuser boasted "I Can Manipulate Men".3) Arizona clears strict Immigration Bill.4) An illegal immigrant rant, shit or get off the pot, enforce the laws or change them.5) Copycat charged in racist New Jersey Whole Foods intercom prank.

  Dan's a very proud and happy Grandpa.Mail Bag:Dave's 1st email is a joke.Two from Earl:1) Drunk Wolfe tries to resuscitate dead possum in Pennsylvania.2) USS Liberty incident.A cartoon from Chris.(Pictured)Peter sends one on a Yemeni child bride, 13, dying of sex injuries.Another joke from Al.The Rest of the Show:1) FBI arrests man over Pelosi health-care threat.2) Florida doctor's sign warns away Obama supporters.3) Charles Alan Wilson charged with threatening Sen. Patty Murray's life.4) South Africa white supremacist Eugene TerreBlanche killed.5) Colorado judge fired over teen arrest for overdue DVD.6) US teacher Aijalon Mahli Gomes get 8 years for crossing into North Korea.7) Republican National Committee young donor director fired over bondage club scandal.8) Stephen Colbert exposes the hypocrisy of 10 Commandment Bill sponsor, Congressman Lynn Westmoreland.    

Dan's going to be a grandpa, SOON!Heard the last on Health Care? Don't count on it.Mail Bag:One from Earl: Al Franken and Health Care.One from the Banty Rooster(Dan's daughter): Apparently a few disagreements concerning last weeks show.The Rest of the Show:1) You can't split the baby: Interfaith couple struggles in divorce.2) North Korea vows "nuclear strikes" in latest threat.Snake of the Week: Kim Jong-il.(Dan says not only crazy, but ugly, too.)3) Obama snubbed Netanyahu for dinner with Michelle and the girls, Israelis claim.4) Will France impose a ban on the Burqa?5) Monona Grove schools ban racist gang symbols.

Dan's into a little spring cleaning.The Red Molson backpack.House passes health care reform bill.Mail Bag:Two from Earl:1) Priest Problems. The celibacy of priests.2) Health reform.Two from Peter:1) "Attention Wal-Mart Customers: All Black People Leave the Store Now."2) Wal-Mart finds itself at the center of medical marijuana debate.Snake of the Week - Wal-Mart.One from Dennis:1) Lesbian Air Force Sergeant discharged after being outed by police.More Snakes this Week - Rapid City, South Dakota Police Department.The Rest of the Show:1) Swedish artist, Lars Vilks, has no regrets over prophet drawing.(Pictured)2) Family can sue California Highway Patrol for letting daughter's accident photos spread online.3) Woman bilked friends in cancer scam.4) Judge throws out lawsuit by 79-year-old Monroe woman over outburst at card game.

Earl joins Dan and John on this weeks show.Some Bush, Republican and Mississippi bashing.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Mississippi school prom off after lesbian's date request.2) Chefs call proposed New York salt ban absurd.Snakes of the Week: Assemblyman Felix Ortiz and the Nanny Democrats.One from Dennis on the Transborder Immigrant Tool.The Rest of the Show:1) Health Care Bill.2) Al-Qaeda and the Yemeni Government.3) Weapons of Mass Destruction. (WMD)3) Ahmed Chalabi.4) Terrorist retaliation? (WTF)5) Israel. What do you think? (eots@inbox.com)

Have we mentioned Dan's going to be a grandpa?Soup Smorgasbord?Mail Bag:One from Mike: Why we like children.One from Becky: Blonde jokes.Two from Earl:1) Suggests a new segment on the show "To F-ing bad"?2) Commentary on a Leonard Pitts article.One from Peter: Trading bibles for porn in San Antonio.The Rest of the Show:1) Iran's Ahmadinejad calls Sept 11 big fabrication.2) Toyota moves past apologies, aims for sales. To early?3) ACORN workers cleared in New York City prostitute video.4) Pennsylvania man dies during storm when 911 calls unheeded.

  Indian Winter? (EOW)   Mail Bag: One from the Republician National Commitee to Dan the registered Democrat. Dan takes a little Rebublican survey. Earl's take on the Sea World attack.(Can you say KILLER whale?) Two from Peter: 1) The truth hurts rape liar. 2) The Pigford Case: USDA settlement of a discrimination suit by black farmers. Two from Mike: 1) A family and Alcor Foundation battle over the head a of dead woman. 2) Citibank reserves right to put 7 day hold on withdrawals.   The Rest of the Show: 1) All teachers fired at underperforming school in Rhode Island. 2) New Zealand girl auctions her virginity.    

  Mail Bag:A couple from Peter this week:1) Obama meets Dalai Lama, angering China.2) Fuel shortage hits Greece as strikes grow.A joke from Dennis: The perfect password.One from Earl: They're in a heap of trouble.(School spying case in Pennsylvania.)Snakes of the Week - Lower Meridon School District Community, it's Board of Directors, and the Superintendent.The Rest of the Show:1) Wisconsin Senate passes breast-feeding rights.2) Illinois woman told she's no longer American.  

Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week: Weird facts and a couple of jokes.Chris sends in a butt load this week: 1) Bye-bye baptists the musical.2) US soldier waterboards 4-year-old daughter.3) Iran protestor sentenced to death.4) Sarah Palin reads crib notes off her hand. (Pictured)5) Palin: I'd run for President if it's right for U.S.6) Sarah Palin, retard, and Rush Limbaugh.7) Starbucks denies funding Anti-Marijuana Group.One from Dennis: Garage remote and GPS; cell phones and pin numbers; creative theives.The Rest of the Show:1) Forced Unionization.2) Man sues California mall after guard arrests him for having conversation about God.

  Superbowl Sunday a slightly condensed show this week.Mail Bag:One from Becky this week: Tiger Woods golf balls upset porn star Joslyn James.One from Earl: Comments on last weeks show.A little humor from Denny: Lesbionics, simple home remedies and the gay cowboy.The Rest of the Show:1) Greyhound passengers stranded for four days in Memphis.Go Colts!