Elimination Of The Snakes

Earl joins us on this weeks show.Comments from Mir Hossein Moosavi in Tehran, Iran.Discussion of the comments and an invitation to the commenter.Discussion gone wild: Middle East, Bush, Saddam Hussein, Texas and more.Mail Bag:A little humor from Carol.A little deviation from email.Self-Publishing and book distribution solutions.Two from Mike this week:1) "Sexting" Wisconsin prosecutor says he'll get therapy, consider time off but won't resign.Snake of the Week - Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz.The cookie jar analogy.2) Jail for New Jersey teacher who ushered boy out of class by ear.The Rest of the Show:True confessions.

Another mention of our contest.Mail Bag:One from Dennis: What do these words have in common?1. Banana2. Dresser3. Grammar4. Potato5. Revive6. Uneven7. AssessTwo from Mike: 1) ICE proposes new policy that would let illegal immigrants go free.2) Pastor Terry Jones calls off Quran burning.One from Earl on Obama being out of touch.The Rest of the Show:1) Two of the year's best comeback lines.2) Iran woman lashed 99 times could be stoned to death soon.3) Sheriffs in North Carolina want lists of patients using painkillers.4) Why is outspoken Hollywood silent on plans to build Mosque near Ground Zero?5) Brandon Johnson incident: Officer baited in altercation that injured him.Snakes of the Week - James Harrington and Willard Gupton.6) Christian students ordered to stop praying on grounds of U.S. Supreme Court.

Have a Happy Labor Day.A comment on Glenn Beck's Project 912 logo.Pakistani flood reporting and an EOTS contest.(eots@inbox.com)Dan's bluetooth setup seems to be fixed.(Kudos to Sam.)Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week:1) French teacher suspended for spending too much time teaching Holocaust.2) Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Justice Dept. "Sandbagged" me with lawsuit in Civil Rights probe.One from Al:1) Get Your Flag Ready, 9/11/2010.One from powerful, enormous Earl.Two from Peter:1) Statement from Australian Prime Minister — Kevin Rudd.2) The Dallas Solution.The Rest of the Show:1) Madison Police pay $27,000 in excessive force claim.2) Madison to pay McDonald's $312,000 because of bridge that crippled business.3) Discovery Channel hostage crisis ends: Gunman dead, hostages safe.

A lovable luddite rant.A plea for the people of Pakistan? Why do we care?President's speech on Tuesday 8/31/10.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) A Georgia man has won the right to fly the American flag outside his home.2) Arizona man fights to keep Gadsden flag flying outside his home.A couple from Earl:1) Glenn Beck's 912 project logo.(Link)2) US ends webcam probe - NO CHARGES!One from Mike:1) The Schnauzer.A couple from Denny:1) Dear Tide.2) Drafting guys over 60.One from Al:1) In God We Trust is gone.The Rest of the Show:1) Fired Catholic professor reinstated at University of Illinois.2) An EOTS contest: Guess the Pakistan floods death toll.Prize - A gently used green #2 pencil.

Mail Bag:Starting with a little humor from Dennis.A little story about a trip to Minot, North Dakota.A few from Earl:1) A Jethro reference.(gozinto)2) Ground zero Mosque.3) Quran burning.One from Al in New Jersey: Jose and Carlos.Becky's baaaack!:1) 12-year-old girl injured on Wisconsin Dells "free fall" ride.2) Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape released.A joke from Mike.The Rest of the Show:1) US ends webcam probe - NO CHARGES!(Lower Merion School District, Pennsylvania)2) Bridgeport couple charged with refusing to sell home to black buyers.Snakes of the Week:Daniel and Adrienne Sabbia and Jeffrey Lowe of Lowe Group Chicago, Inc    

  A Grand child story.Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week:1) Nag, Nag, Nag.2) I lost again.3) Understanding bar codes.One from Peter: Arizona vs California.A couple from Pete:1) Breastfeeding Mom kicked out of McDonald's.2) Florida Pastor defends Quran burning plan. The Rest of the Show:1) Clarification of EOTS's stand on illegal immigration.2) The Point of No Return. (Will Israel wage a preemptive strike against Iran?)  

Dan's got snakes, O'boy.Mail Bag:A couple from Peter this week:Odd, but interesting History.Math teaching through the years.Mike sends in:Oregon county apologizes for closing girl's lemonade stand.Teenage Christian convert in Ohio fighting cancer. (Undocumented immigrant from Sri Lanka.)Some more humor from Dennis.A couple from Pete:Favre accused of sending nude photos to Jenn Sterger.World War II, Korean War and Vietnam Vet kept off Southwest plane.Snakes of the Week - Southwest Airlines.The Rest of the Show:1) Man faces charges for praying outside abortion clinic. (Bubble Zone Law)2) Texas, did bad science lead to the execution of an innocent man?

We start the show with a little BS-ing.Moving friends, the weather, class reunions and the like.A plea for the people of Pakistan.Dick Chaney's congestive heart failure.A display of Dan's computer prowess.Mail Bag:1) Some humor from Denny.2) Peter sends in an open letter to President Obama from Lou Pritchett.3) Pete sends in a couple: Bell, California: City of 38K pays city manager nearly $800K.Mexico is angry with Arizona.4) Mike's is on food for thought for doing the right thing.The Rest of the Show:1) Cemetery agrees to flag over Vet’s grave.2) Vietnam Veteran in Florida wins battle over display of U.S. flag.3) Court upholds expulsion of counseling student who opposes homosexuality.4) Memphis Christians fear discrimination if revision to anti-bias policy gets OK.

  Dan celebrates his Birthday at The Great Dane Pub and Brewing Company.   Mail Bag: Some humor from Dennis this week. One from Earl on the Wisconsin No Smoking Law. One from Al "The honeymoon is over for Obama". Dave sends in a Baby Boomer test. The Rest of the Show: 1) Mel Gibson's racist rant 2.0. (Mel you are a Pig.) 2) Despite progress, Madison man continues weight-loss efforts. 3) "The Wizard of Oz" turns 70. 4) A Norwegian Joke. Not really, it's Polish. 5) American held in North Korea attempts suicide. 6) Iran issues new haircut guidelines for men. No more mullets!

A look into Dan's world.Mail Bag:One from Earl on the Mo Ibrahim Prize goes to none.One from Peter on Dick Cheney Hospitalized again.From Dennis this week:1) Iran plans to send ship to Gaza.2) Iran cancels ship to Gaza.One from Mike this week on the .xxx domain name.The Rest of the Show:1) A little rant on fixing things that aren't broke.2) A posting from the Madison Overture Center blog followed by another rant.3) North Korea threatens harsher punishment for US detainee.4) Wikipedia's parent company starts purging porn from its websites.5) Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape released.6) Wrong patient phone numbers trip up ER docs.

Happy Father's Day to all you Dads out there.The good old days. Some reminiscing.Mail Bag:Earl sends one in this week on capitalism in action.Dennis with a solution on full body scanning issues.A welfare poem from Mike.Al sends one in on Cub's fan facts.Peter's this week is on a Muslim demonstration in London.It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, world indeed says Chris.The Rest of the Show:1) BP and the oil spill in the gulf.2) Israeli blockade of Gaza.3) NFL Stadium (Meadowlands) offered $25M to promote adultery.

The show starts with a discussion on whining.Mail Bag:One from Peter to push Dan's hot button.(Illegal Immigration)Earl sends one in about video and the oil spill in the Gulf.A few from Dennis:1) How to speak Womanese.2) Woman's english.3) Men's english.4) Difference between guts and balls.5) Captain Kangaroo, Lee Marvin and Mr. Rodgers.The Rest of the Show:1) What do you think about President Obama?2) Sack Tapping/Nut Tag/Groin Punch Game? WTF?3) Joint Base Lewis-McChord, Soldier shot in Iraq billed for missing military gear.4) Jolly Rancher lands 3rd grade student in detention.Snakes of the Week - Brazos Independent School District and Superintendent Jack Ellis.  5) UK Baptist Preacher arrested for calling homosexuality a sin.6) Teen fan tasered by Phillies security after running onto field.

Hug a Vet this Memorial Day.God bless our troops.Mail Bag:Cheryl:1) Did you get a raise? Remember in November. 2) Bumper stickers are getting angrier.One from the Banty Rooster(Becky): She has some answers.IABL Worldwide scam?One from Harold: Making money at roulette?Al sends one in this week: Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN.The Rest of the Show:1) Our condolences to families of Garry Coleman and Dennis Hopper.2) Census workers can enter your apartment in your absence.3) Runaway Christian convert being treated for cancer, friend says.4) Social Engineers of Madison, WI.5) Overture Center Madison, WI.6) Mayor says city must act to save Overture.7) Squatters in Madison WI. Operation Welcome Home.

Elimination of the Snakes live? Hmmmmm....Mail Bag:One from Mel this week: Jenny Craig for men.One from Mike: Did you know?One from Earl: Civil War II?A couple thoughts from chris:Which Leaders Rock Our World?Say No to Socialism.The Rest of the Show:1) WWII Vet ordered to remove American Flag from outside New Hampshire home.2) Rep. Mark Souder and mistress recorded video praising abstinence.3) Detroit girl, 7, killed in Police Raid.4) Richard Blumenthal claims he misspoke about Vietnam military record.5) Did you get a raise?6) Walgreens holding off on selling genetic test kits.7) General Motors repaid its Government loans with....bailout money.

  The gangs all here Patrick, Earl and Chris join Dan and John. Mail Bag: No mail bag tonight.   The Rest of the Show: 1) Deep water drilling and oil spills. 2) Undocumented student's arrest called part of "civil rights disaster". 3) Illegal immigration and Arizona.   4) Elana Kagan. 5) Upcoming November elections. 6) The few screwing it up for the Majority. 7) Legalized Marijuana in California. 8) 200 Shows.  

Look out more politics is in the future.Mother's Day Stories.PSA: Colonoscopy Tales, O'boy.Mail Bag:Amazing story from  Mike: An Elephant Tale.Two more humorous stories from Denny.One from Chris this week: I'll never get them all sent...1) Exclusive: FEC commissioner helped RNC conceal role in 2004 vote suppression.2) China defends detention of lead poisoning victims who sought medical help.3) "Gay dog" refused entry to Adelaide restaurant.4) Rape of woman in skinny jeans "not possible".We didn't get through all of them, more to come.The Rest of the Show:1) Walmart sex discrimination class action suit to go to trial.2) Ann Arbor elementary school bans white students from field trip.3) Students sent home over American flag shirts on Cinco De Mayo.Snakes of the Week: Live Oak High School and their Vice Principal.4) Eli Westlake run over by Sarah Ward for throwing cheeseballs.Next week is show 200. To celebrate a round table with as many people as we can round up.

Some more Grandpa goodness.Dead Sea Scrolls and the Bible - Milwaukee Public Museum.Mail Bag:One from Dennis this week: Water vs Coke.One from Chris: Getting caught up.1) A reply to the Banty Rooster and Walmart.2) Extramarital sex causes more earthquakes, Iranian cleric claims.Dan tangent: South Park buckles to islam.3) Hurricane Katrina destroys New Orleans days before "Southern Decadence".4) John Cleese SDP/Liberal Alliance political broadcast 1987.5) The surprising relevance of facts aka Anderson Cooper showed up for work.6) Man charged after wiping his ass with a parking ticket.7) Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s shirt after shaking hands with Haitian residents.8) Scary new GOP poll.The Rest of the Show:1) Lt. Col. Terry Lakin: Army Officer joins Birthers, defies orders.2) 12 year old Saudi girl wins divorce from 80 year old husband.3) Woman arrested for Stevens Point blow gun spree.4) Texas Gay Divorce.

More grandpa talk.Mail Bag:Two from Chris this week:1) Ringo unmoved by Vatican praise for Beatles.2) Kalamazoo towing company sues student over Facebook page.Dave sends in a joke.Dennis sends in several jokes this week, subject: Catholicism.Earl - The Ten Commandments Video.The Rest of the Show:1) Steven Seagal sued for sexual assault,trafficking.2) Steven Seagal accuser boasted "I Can Manipulate Men".3) Arizona clears strict Immigration Bill.4) An illegal immigrant rant, shit or get off the pot, enforce the laws or change them.5) Copycat charged in racist New Jersey Whole Foods intercom prank.

  Dan's a very proud and happy Grandpa.Mail Bag:Dave's 1st email is a joke.Two from Earl:1) Drunk Wolfe tries to resuscitate dead possum in Pennsylvania.2) USS Liberty incident.A cartoon from Chris.(Pictured)Peter sends one on a Yemeni child bride, 13, dying of sex injuries.Another joke from Al.The Rest of the Show:1) FBI arrests man over Pelosi health-care threat.2) Florida doctor's sign warns away Obama supporters.3) Charles Alan Wilson charged with threatening Sen. Patty Murray's life.4) South Africa white supremacist Eugene TerreBlanche killed.5) Colorado judge fired over teen arrest for overdue DVD.6) US teacher Aijalon Mahli Gomes get 8 years for crossing into North Korea.7) Republican National Committee young donor director fired over bondage club scandal.8) Stephen Colbert exposes the hypocrisy of 10 Commandment Bill sponsor, Congressman Lynn Westmoreland.    

Dan's going to be a grandpa, SOON!Heard the last on Health Care? Don't count on it.Mail Bag:One from Earl: Al Franken and Health Care.One from the Banty Rooster(Dan's daughter): Apparently a few disagreements concerning last weeks show.The Rest of the Show:1) You can't split the baby: Interfaith couple struggles in divorce.2) North Korea vows "nuclear strikes" in latest threat.Snake of the Week: Kim Jong-il.(Dan says not only crazy, but ugly, too.)3) Obama snubbed Netanyahu for dinner with Michelle and the girls, Israelis claim.4) Will France impose a ban on the Burqa?5) Monona Grove schools ban racist gang symbols.