Big Time Garbage

our good pal wes ward drops by the podcast to promote his album recording April 27th at Cellarmens.    I wanted to talk to him about the steely dan documentary, but we ended up talking about porn that involves your family, we list our all time favorite comics, and we talk a lot about selling merch.   plus: we try to come up with a bunch of cool names for wes' album. the ones i remember are: Vulture is my homepage and Comedy Sex not-Dad   here's a link to the steely dan documentary in case anyone's interested 

Meuller? Streisand? MJ? It's all covered in this hot new episode of Big Time Garbage.  also: covers of other podcasts; our general sadness; Andrew Yang Gang, and what we'd do with our Freedom Dividend; Blain lays down in the shower; Self-care; Shower beers and shower cigarettes; circumcision; a discussion about this dumb ass article about comedy and PC; Lenny Bruce ; our sponsors; Tim Allen ; brett's trip to the beto o rourke campaign stop; punk rock and crust fashion;   articles referenced:  ____________________________________ check out the  Follow us on Twitter  and be on the look out for our patreon.  Live Episode Recording 4/6 _____________________________________

Gad joins us for PART ONE of a very important discussion about what reality shows used to be on tv. i wish i had a better description for this episode, but that's what we do. we just remember shit. we remember some music videos too, but mostly just old movies and shit.   enjoy. 

The full name of this episode is "Riley Lassin and Bart went on tour and opened up for Dave Stone in Kalamazoo, and a bunch of box got thrown at bart, but bart couldn't do anything about the box, but riley could, but she didn't, and long story short bart slept on the floor with a comforter he brought cause he's not a real Road Dog"   Riley Lassin is our guest this week. She stopped by the studio on National Women's day to talk with us about important matters like Batman; her mini-tour with bart; doing comedy in detroit vs ny;. We chat about National Women's day shit, and by that i mean bart and blain argue about whether or not you can get pregnant while on your period and blain tests a theory about chokers. real womens day shit.     we also discuss our trip to Grand Rapids for the Funniest Person in Grand Rapids contest (we all lost, but we actually won because of how much fun we had :)) and we talk about the video of bart trying to talk his way out of a flubbed transition. real good stuff there.   PLUS a com

Ryan Schutt (Gotham Comedy Live, 2 Dope Queens) came through to headline the Independent Comedy Club this weekend and we got a chance to sit down with him to discuss all of today’s most pressing topics like the time he saw Steven Segal’s blues band “mojo priest”. Also, we talk about casinos, getting rich quickly through odd investments, and, of course, Stephen Paddock.   Plus, oh man, we’re talking’ comedy. We’re gettin into it. We dig in. we get deep. We’re talking gigs, baby. Gigs!   Go . And come to the

EJ "Booger" Watson is our guest this week. we dive into all types of prejudices. race, gender, sexuality...all types of shit. I educate my friends on what pansexual means. then, we shit on hot people, talk about this awful song i found by a MAGA rapper, we talk our goals in comedy, the JFL controversy, plus an in depth conversation about cum, boogers, and gross shit. EJ really drops a bombshell. Blain watches porn at one point. Brett is problematic and is called out by his woke friends bart and blain. real good episode overall, i'd say. I try to make a "blain sr." bit. bart   Come to the Independent comedy club ever friday and saturday and go check out the Ride Aalong podcast.   

Bart went Ice Fishing, so we learn all about ice fishing and the fact that he doesn't know what anything means. Brett was in canada and saw the lego movie and is a moustached libertarian now.Blain, as it turns out, is canadian.    plus a discussion about fathers, fatherhood, patriarchal influence and male role models. a discussion about property rights, citizenship, and also they claim that my girlfriends dog is my legal guardian, which isn't true at all.   come to the independent comedy club every friday and saturday

Brett’s gone so the remaining two dipshits have full license to be as un-woke and problematic as they want. Connor Meade and Alex are our guests. We talk about cruising bathrooms for gay sex, doing drugs, and the wonderful world of live streaming your intense gaming sessions.   Plus Brett’s extremely woke ass calls from progressive Canada to give an update on the weed laws and the Toronto comedy scene.

EJ Watson () joins us for our Big Game™ extraveganza. We talk about sports, chicks, drinkin' beer, taking 'roids, and the Fyre Fest docs. Then, we take a look at the world of politics and do a round table of our Donald Trump impressions. we're all really good at doing trump impressions. so much better than  Plus! EJ reads a Dennis Miller tweet in a late night radio voice. it ruled.  follow us all on instagram and twitter so we can become influencers.    also come hang out at the Independent Comedy Club  

johanna medranda is our guest and we talk about her eventful day, going to music festivals, getting into fights, and really dig into a new batch of dennis miller tweets   plus: the debut of brett's great drive-through voice bit!   come to the independednt comedy club every friday and saturday

it's cold and snowy. we break down inspector gadget, discuss being scared of animals like dogs and birds and snakes and shit. plus: we read another dennis miller tweet.    

Blain and bart have been threatening to race each other to see who's faster for like two weeks now and we finally talk through it. Who will win between bart and his shitty heart, and blain and his shitty diet?  we also talk about stupid hip restaurants, the word sportsball, going through puberty, PLUS we take a trip to the dennis miller academy of good and concise and not at all insane comedy.   won't you join us?   follow us on twitter @bigtimegarbage and instagram @bigtimegarbagepod new episode every monday    

Eliza Godfrey joins us to talk about bad music promotion.

Friend of the show Mike Szar stops by the studio to regale us with stories from the Big-Apple. We're talkin comedy, Rat Kings, legal weed, and so many more cool things and riffs and all that shit you love to hear on podcasts. wow what a great podcast.   plus, we do our new fan-favorite segment "we go on instagram live for a few minutes"   hell yeah sweet cool  

You won't believe who we got in the studio.    it's hank cunderham.    we talk to him and this other guy called mike cronin about stand up comedy, going on the road, doing comedy in Chicago vs Detroit vs Other places.     sorry about the shit sound quality. it won't happen again i promise

It's just the crew on this episode. We talk about how we're old men and we yell at the youth of today for being bad at making media. memes are killing comedy, old movies, and pretty much everything else. Culture, man. what a thing.    Plus! we answer YOUR questions on instagram live. we only got one question, but we answered it.    also blain calls wine glasses "wine cups" and that was kinda funny.    

we dive deep into blain's furry/otherkin news stories he found. Should you use your dads funeral as a good time to come out as a human pup?    we also talk about kevin hart's controversial tweets from 600 years ago that kept him from hosting that dumb ass award show.   also we talk about baby it's cold outside, that song from 650 years ago.        

topics on this episode include substitute teaching, jackin' off, listener mail, oceans 8, hair plugs, scandinavia, voting, and all types of other shit.     we've been getting way too drunk on these recent episodes, so there's a bunch of unreleased, unlistenable content. let me know if you want it. 

we talk death, drugs, religion and all other types of rowdy shit. 

Connor Mead is our guest. We're talkin' sleep paralysis. we're talkin' nocturnal emissions. we're talkin first experiences doing stand up comedy. We're talkin' comedy clubs. We're talkin' all types of shit. We're talkin church. We're talkin' brief drop in's from Genivieve and Mike Boone. Subscribe, leave a review, tell three friends. thanks for listening.