Keith And The Girl Comedy Talk Show

Am I The Asshole’s Danny Vega joins KATG to help discuss his recent move to L.A., our fast food nation, and a horse and its trainer on meth. Danny reviews The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Chemda saw a movie in a theater!!!: Everything Everywhere All at Once. Then the trio judges three yell-inducing Am I The Asshole posts.

KATG regular Nick Turner catches us up on his life, marriage, and son, and he helps dive into hot topics such as Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s blood rituals, the true story behind the horror movie Hostel, Will Smith’s spiritual tour, and Nicolas Cage’s meta comedy.

Oh, such a perfect day. Keith and Chemda reminisce on the Washington Square Park rendezvous with The Morrows, they follow up on the stories regarding Mike Tyson and Bill Murray’s violent behaviors, and Keith shares the latest back and forths with his father which, to Keith’s happiness, was shared with Keith’s siblings in real time.

Hollywood historian Jesse Thorn joins KATG to cover all the Holly-weirdness including the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Bill Murray’s inappropriate on set behavior, and Mike Tyson beating up an airline passenger. That’s La La Land, baby!

KATG veteran Chris Laker joins KATG to help discuss why Chris stopped smoking weed, Keith and his dad reconnecting after 2 years, and what Keith sees in his dad that’s also in British pedophile Jimmy Savile. Also, Chris found God thanks to Steve Harvey.

Liz Miele joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a myriad of topics including Keith’s birthday, his Dad’s new emails, and the deaths of Gilbert Gottfried and Patrick Carlin. The trio also discusses the NYC subway shooting and the Boston Marathon facing off against Russia.

Keith and Chemda are ready to celebrate Keith’s birthday, but first Keith needs to discuss AppleTV+’s Severance finale and that fuckin’ liar Ben Stiller. Then the duo talks about the first black woman to ever be on the Supreme Court, Keith reviews Chris Rock’s 2009 Good Hair, and KATG discusses a construction company mistakenly demolishing the wrong home with no punishment.

Megan Koester joins KATG to discuss … everything! Will Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years. Asexuality is explained. The trio discusses physical and emotional violence, infertility and sterilization, and marrying for spite. Oh, and mushrooms can talk to each other. Bon Appétit.

Kenice Mobley joins KATG to help get to the bottom of International Asexuality Day, women’s sexual OnlyFans accounts being viewed by their fathers, and how people are able to support celebrities’ disgusting behavior. The trio talks about Britney Spears’s intimate relation with God, and Keith reviews Morbius, a superhero movie that’s so bad that he had to watch it in two parts in a theater.

Chemda had the most exciting weed purchasing experience of her life, Keith and Chemda discuss the KATG polls associated with the 2022 Oscars Slap and Louis C.K.’s 2022 Grammy win, and Keith’s dad is quoted in a Popular Mechanics article over $500,000,000 in missing Civil War gold.

Keith and Chemda continue with the fallout over The Slap Heard Around the World, including if Keith and Chemda should be allowed to discuss issues involving black people. They discuss the Academy Awards meeting to determine Will Smith’s position in the academy and Chris Rock beginning his comedy tour Ego Death. The duo also discusses platinum-selling artist Eric Church canceling an arena show last minute to see his Tar Heels play Duke in the Final Four. Bruce Willis has retired from acting due to aphasia, and KATG remembers his greatest hits and misses.

Former lawyer and current comedian Tom Delgado joins Keith and The Girl to cover the fallout of the infamous Will Smith Oscar Slap including attorneys citing The Will Smith Defense in violent crimes, the majority of Americans blaming Chris Rock, Jada and Will Smith’s Instagram announcements, Chris Rock’s ticket sales, and the Academy Awards conducting an official review of what they aired on TV. (Hopefully they recorded it.)

Ashley Gavin joins KATG to help discuss Foo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins’ drug overdose, Dolly Parton being up for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction whether she likes it or not, and the 2022 Academy Awards featuring The Slap with Will Smith and Chris Rock. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Ali Clayton and Ever Mainard join KATG to help discuss exotic animals, top surgery, and listener feedback regarding Lia Thomas, the transgender NCAA Women’s Swimming champion.

Myq Kaplan joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss the infamous lunch he had with Keith, Chemda dumping herself, and - HOT SOUP - Lia Thomas, the transgender NCAA Women’s Swimming champion.

Carmen Lagala joins KATG to help discuss Keith’s recent trip to Atlantic City’s Borgata and how he may just be the smartest roulette player in the world. The trio also reviews Apple TV’s Severance, Netflix’s stupid Worst Roommate Ever, Bad Vegan, and Is It Cake? (Spoiler: Keith hates them all.) They also discuss Carmen’s life, love and otherwise.

Keith and Chemda are joined by new guest Leon Scott as they discuss the new version of the Omicron Coronavirus variant BA.2, Russia vs. Ukraine - Day 23, and Jussie Smollett being released from jail after 6 long days. The trio also covers sexual misconduct-accused Andrew Cuomo blaming Cancel Culture for him losing his governorship and sexual misconduct-accused Chris Cuomo suing CNN over his firing for $125,000,000.

Dyking Out’s Melody Kamali and Carolyn Bergier join KATG! Enough about what you CAN’T say. Let’s learn what we CAN say! The gang discusses convicted rapist Mike Tyson selling edibles shaped like ears, Jussie Smollett’s time in jail, the successful search of the NYC MoMA stabber, and Starbucks secrets. Spoiler: They DO deliberately spell your name wrong!

Gabe Henry joins KATG to discuss his new collection of haikus from comedians: Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age by Comedy Greats. The trio also discusses the roles of a manager in regards to violence from patrons, Tom Brady returning to the NFL as a quarterback, and Chemda’s Movie Corner featuring 2011’s Contagion. Keith puts Congress on notice, and a man sets his car on fire to distract from him stealing beer and Red Bull.

Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan Morris and Go! join Keith and Chemda as they discuss being an adult, virtual reality with children, Jussie Smollett’s jail sentence, and the first January 6th Insurrection trial. HOT SOUP: Chemda’s back with Movie Corner!