Fitzy & Wippa

Think you’ve got a good memory? We did until Kate gave us the ultimate memory test and we failed miserably. Try it for yourself, it shouldn’t be too hard to beat the boys score tbh. Plus Fitz’s son Hewie is in a little bit of trouble at school but the reason why might surprise you... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z have come up with too many new sayings and slang words we don’t understand and now Fitz’s sons Hewie and Lenny are officially banned from saying the ones from this list at home. Plus a tradie working at Wip’s house has made himself a little too comfortable at home in their downstairs bathroom if you know what we mean... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Men are now finding ways to cheat with burner phones. Stay safe ladies, we’ve got a hell of a story for you. Plus we all tell our kids lies from time to time to get through the day and now we’re revealing some of our absolute fave porky pies.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Men with hobbies – ew. Apparently there is a whole list of hobbies men can have that give women the ‘ick.’ Can you guess what some of them are? Wippa’s hobby of writing erotic fiction definitely turns us right off. Plus Fitzy shares a hilarious video he found on the internet of a AI Homer Simpson because he’s secretly 11 years old at heart.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa claims there is an AI out there that can use the photos on dating apps and expose some real heights for some of those lying short kings out there! Shonk! Dodgy! Illegal! We channel A Current Affair energy and go after those tradies you've caught slacking off and also ask what's the longest you've waited to hear those 3 big words?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As usual when David Walliams comes on the show, chaos ensues. We also cover dating billboards, sending out wedding non-invites (don't save the dates!) and of course Wippa gives a tip or two how to get out of boring conversations, so helpful Wip!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is cheating to get back at someone fair? Some of us on our team seem to think so... yikes! Plus Kate reveals what code names she has Chris Hemsworth and Chris Martin saved as in her phone and Fitz tells a hilarious story about how a coppa got scammed on Facebook Marketplace.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...or you will die. Japan's population have been suffering a high number of heart attacks and to curb this, they passed a laughing law to make everyone relax a little. Flawless plan, Fitzy's son Hewie has started his own side hustle out of Fitzy's house and we LOVE to hear about people living double lives, and we got a banger today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? An Aussie man has posted a selfie with his newborn to Instagram before his wife had even woken up from her C-section surgery. Should he have waited?! Plus Fitzy’s got a hilarious story about a super loose uncle and Kate reveals the worst thing she’s ever eaten.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Queen of Pop Kylie Minogue joined us live and revealed what it was really like to kiss Jason Donovan all those years ago on Neighbours. Wippa tells us an awkward story from one dinner he had and no hate to the listeners with lisps out there but Wippa and Lisa can’t stop laughing at you guys. And let's be real guy, naming your child after an ex, no matter what the reason is, is ALWAYS going to end badly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All this after telling Hemsworth and his co-star Brian Tyree Henry about her experience with Transformers that involved her ex-husbands. We had to roll out the red carpet this week as we had Colin Farrell join the show, Larry Emdur co-hosting and, how could we forget, Michelle The Minx. Headline Off made its grand return and we put and new twist on Out of Context Kate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How are we so lucky to have such a prestigious award winner call in and regale us of his visit to Government House. In true Hamish Blake fashion, the man missed the part where it was an extremely formal event and may have underdressed...you'll get them next time Ham. Also Wippa got attend as emotional support and got something for all his effort, in a non-condescending of course!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are talking about those petty people who demand to be paid back after not securing a 2nd date, this is the kind of petty we do not ride with. We were on our best behaviour for A Current Affair host, Ally Langdon co-hosting with us, terrified she would unleash an ACA exposé on us. Wippa is caught with his pants down as our guest Shaun Micallef pops in to talk about his new show Shaun Micallef's Origin Odyssey, catch it on SBS and SBS on demand from Tuesday. And Sydney Swans Ruckman Brodie Grundy joins us before his big match against Port Adelaide in the Preliminary Finals, UP THE SWANNIES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And yes...we are judging. Fitzy is fascinated by the Narwee, 32 year old man who was the mastermind behind a Ghost network. Diving deeper the man had millions in crypto and a Mercedes Benz but still only slept in a single bed. This led to Fitzy's own investigation across Sydney to find who else has not graduated from a single bed yet...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again – her wellness website Goop is officially recommending kids eat dirt to improve their gut health. It feels as if we may have peaked as a society with this one ladies and gentlemen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A famous TikTok couple have come under fire after leaving their young kids alone in their room so they could go get dinner on a cruise ship. Crazy right? Plus Larry Emdur co-hosted the show with us today as we talked to Sonny Bill Williams and discussed Dave Grohl’s cheating scandal in more juicy detail.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened when we quizzed Tim Minchin on his musical knowledge? Things took an awkward turn and got a little bit heated so this interview is now offically rated R+.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tottenham Hotspur’s coach Ange Postecoglu has gone viral for his reaction to a reporter at a recent press conference. Do you think how he reacted was fair? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitz left his wallet on the plane after being distracted by something hilarious. Will he find his wallet? Will he recover from what happened? Plus Miley Cyrus is being sued by Bruno Mars over her hit song Flowers and his When I Was Your Man. We compare the two to see if they really sound the same. And we had a caller who told us the genius way he gets people to stop pissing in his driveway after drunken nights out.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our very own Fitz, who also happens to be a legendary Big Brother contestant, chatted to the new Big Brother Australia host Mel Tracina about what we can expect on the new season – and YES the live evictions are coming back!!!! But Fitz couldn’t let the interview go without pranking Mel with a call to Big Brother Australia’s legendary host ex host, Gretel Killeen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.