Podcast Fatboy

Getting 'em in, singing in the rain, ho-ho-ho! We talking COVID numbers rocketing, we're getting DoFo'd, new exercise bike gamification, glaucoma is a-coming, Caveman Diet, Tim Biebs nutrition check, Peloton stock drop and Noth'ing good there, Nessie Cheeto nonsense and so much more, of course more. Stay Golden, Pony Eye!

Recorded yesterday on my birthday, a straight-up birthday pod with an extra hot birthday segment for those of the 13th! Britters is free, N95 mask or bust, gyms vs at home on the rebound, sugary coffee and the Canadian classic "double double" ain't nothing but trouble, Rust shooting, Chappelle thoughts, and Chris Sky is a moron! Don't you dare cut this down!

Bit of a break, but the Kit Kat is done and I'm ready to go! Talking some fatty liver, dayplayer blues, cut from Shadows, celebrity anti-vaxxers, birthday dreamers, car trouble in paradise, eating dates, James Corden and Weight Watchers, Tim Cook vs Fallout Boy, Six Flags diet, North K starving people, and so much more. Make sure to put sauerkraut on it!

uscle dysmorphia is on the rise amongst men, Chef Boyardee taste test, hot birthday shoutouts, bought a workout bench and new bike seat, RIP Michael K Williams and trying to understand fentanyl poisoning, Johnno Wilson fun impressions, trying edibles and more! Is there room in your fridge for a six pack or what?

The winds of change are blowing and who knows if it's good or not. But don't you worry, we got hot birthdays coming your way, weaponizing religion, Facebook University and COVID experts, Beyond Meat Nuggets review vs the KING of NUGS, double-chin exercises, get a cane, Matt Damon slippin' and slidin', and WoodStock '99 was a literal shit show. What did you feed your frigging dog, man!?

Over 30 years since the original 69'ers! Hot birthdays, sticker taking, sore throating, COVID updates, Olympic twisties and dope, Odey's ticker, Scarlett vs thawed Walt Disney, Spirit Halloween, and lots of beeps! Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

Back in the studio, back home recording, slowly digesting whatever I can. We've got anti-COVID vax solutions, we talking vaccine mixing, we got hot birthdays, magnetic jaw locks, trying a Grand Mac, low-back pain and the Pilates workout, fiber number one, I thought it was two, plus more bonus rambles. Don't drink this! See, I told you!

Brought to you by the 28 years since this came out and taught me about racism and profuse sweating! I'm talking about Lil Rascal Ma, cottage workout hangovers, hot birthday shoutouts, caffeine heart attacks, Eric Clapton and the celebrity vaccine hesitancy, aliens and Peter Coyote, Home Alone Decoy service idea for money launderers, and the ep is an 8 on the mania scale! Had fun, listen. Stop blowing on this dog's ears!

Big ep coming in hot from Magnetawan! Sports and your health, I talk about the Maple Leafs collapse and what it means to me health-wise, Birthday Wishes, feeling slow, defeated but content, first dose vaccinated, sand eating dirt babies, dry scooping and I'll Walk you through the state of terrible reboots. Lots more, I don't know. What do you want, a bagel? Eat it!

This episode is bound to be nothing but trouble, so move right in! COVID vaccines, Maron explains what to do, COVID scare, my first brain tickler, vaccine shedding, hot birthday shoutouts, ten days off exercise, Prince Philip and the 5BX, Peloton treadmills eating kids, Sons of Sam, massage guns and why going to Mars is stupid and Elon is an alien!

Hot dog! I'm back on set, 22 years since a certain Catholic Horror classic/flop, exercise bike saga continues with an unpredictable turn of events, GERD and the ugly Barrett, Astro Zeneca clots, coming to peace with The Boys, Kelly Ripa and her nutty diet and so much more!

We're back, it's Spring, let's go! Struggling to exercise with a busy schedule, my exercise bike is broken again, quit nail biting for good, hot birthday shoutouts, tossing Momma a recommendation, building a Big Mac from scratch, Seaspiracy, new horrible ways to die of COVID and much more!

Holy smokes! Brought to you by the 21st anniversary of this monster failure and I go off on this deekhead, mate! I'm hitting the scale with an update, I'm working out consistently, I've got a canker from hell and talk remedies, what the hell is proffee, commercial grind is getting to me, Ted Cruz is no Penguin, Last Man on Earth is the funniest and the positive power of nothing matters! I had fun ranting on this one. I dedicate 62 to my South African fans and my Russian fans. Yarrrp!

Why do I keep forgetting how bad Pizza Pops are. Were they ever good? I'm working out like crazy, feeling good. I'm buying new weights. They're in a nice case. Heavy birthday shoutouts, I chipped my tooth, Tom Brady daily routine and diet, get fatter later in life might be better, slowly deleting facebook, Marilyn Manson accusations, an update on my 2021 Big Mac count and much more. Plop a pop in the microwave and chow some lava with me!

This episode is Angelfire hot! The virus is still spreading and getting more contagious and the whites aren't happy about it! A smoking hot day for some birthday shoutouts, tuna purists are coming for Subway and Ireland wants you to put birthday candles in the bread, tar sands rantz, weaponized spy poison, butt burn from the car seat and freaky as medical cases from 2020. Avoid any rich hippies using borax to chlorinate the pool before listening!

Happy New Year, everybody! Wow, a lot happening already in 2021. Trump is DONE. Lost my last grandfather. I've got some Rick Mercer hate, I've got my Doug Ford hash-dealin' hate, family strife, I've got some hot birthday wishes for some special cats, I watched Radioactive, I got boned by Wish, I'm feeling a bit down and grumpy, I want Harold and Kumar to go Anywhere but White Castle. Photoshop McDonalds into that storyline and I'll watch it. This one's a dark and delirious  start, but I'm doing two a month AT LEAST. Hold me to it. Dare I finally  get back on the scale next week? How much cake can I eat?

It's the last pod of 2020, thank God. I put the mania in the wrestle on this one! I'm talking about my new exercise bike, Tom Cruise is crushing his audit cans with his thetan rants, new Celeb Birthday Shoutouts segment, anxiety is transforming into agoraphobia, too Noom or not to Noom, Chinese Flight Attendants wearing diapers, 11 min of exercise to live forever, Joe Rogan > Johnny Carson, Regans Are nasty, Proud Boys brings back frat nightmares, and a slew of thoughts and future wonders. What am I doing?? This! Happy New Year from all of us at Podcast Fatboy.

As you're reading this description, US President Donald Trump is either on a golf course or in the Oval Office, shitting his brains out into an adult diaper. Someone needs to tell Ivanka that if you smelt it, you dealt it. Stank has COVID?! Rub the lamp and release the Chip Genie! COVID isn't the only strain you're gonna be feeling this holiday season. Darebee.com challenge complete, highly recommend. List of the worst chips, exercise bike debacle, Godfather III and we've got the inside on the Celebrity Apprentice cake cutting! Here, have it!

The one pro-fast-food fitness podcast on the market is BACK, JACK. Trump loses, but refuses. Don Jr chewing his teeth, Putsy's Parkinsons, Anxiety and government weed, dismantling the exercise bike for a charity hopefully, water pitcher exercise, Facebook deleted kind of, Obese Turtlegate, Aspartame vs your health, Peanut Pandemic, KFC vs Pop Eyes, FBI Freebees, James Bond movies and the best Tom Arnold cameo you can ask for. My other podcast (Confederacy of Dunks) is having a promo for month of November: Go to Manscaped.com and use the promo code DUNKSPOD to get 20 PERCENT OFF all orders, plus free shipping in US/Canada. Your balls will thank you, and so will we!

Ep 55 w/ your host Matt Duncan Fell off fitness, cottage curse! Vitamin D, anti-maskers, Beans to live forever/black licorice a killer, Apple Wash Handwashing timer, Plaque Art, Garbage bins, Friday the 13th, Schitts Creek wins, Chris Pratt and the anti-gay church and more. Don't let me die in a Fast Food restaurant, okay? Let's go!