Ear Goggles With Jeremy Aaron And Stacy

We debut a new show open and are informed that Stacy sounds like another annoying yet hilarious TV character. A listener leaves a scary voicemail. Aaron has flashbacks watching Northwest Beer Night but Jeremy assures us he's still dashingly handsome. Plus Stacy talks about her vagina, a lot. This episode is pretty hairy.  

Everyone is masturbating at Jeremy's workplace but Aaron becomes the Vice President of porn in his office. Stacy is very excited about a hidden stockpile of pills, and a new Russian singing sensation just wants a sugar daddy. Set this episode to vibrate.

Professional newsman Brian Calvert joins us to discuss the decline of journalism, waxing, and farts. Jeremy has a wardrobe malfunction during a taping of Northwest Beer Night and Stacy invents a new mall kiosk. Oh, and a dumb kid eats a condom. Stay classy, San Diego

We explore your irrational fears and offer no solutions. There's a triple shot of "This Could Totally Happen to Stacy" and a new edition of Facebook Theater. Finally, Jeremy explains how he got screwed out of an Adam West interview and now we'll never meet Batman. Then Aaron uses the phrase "bicycle tights" too many times. Plus email!

Jeremy has given so much happiness to others, that he deserves to have his wish come true. So he takes his family and his dreams of one day becoming a real boy to the magical world of Disneyland where his almost 2 year old daughter is nearly kidnapped by Pinocchio. 

Aaron diagnoses himself with an elderly disease, Stacy is planning to get her naughty bits waxed, and Jeremy is ready to tackle The Happiest Place on Earth where he'll likely be mad the entire time. We also introduce some new strange addictions that make one of us throw up in our mouth. Plus, the last guy shocked about who Darth Vader really is. Episode 335 will probably make you a little nauseous.

A recap of the Oscars spurs debate over who loves Jennifer Lawrence best and if boobs have any place in a classy affair. We also play Guess that 80s Theme in honor of Black History Month and take topic suggestions from listeners which ends in meat jokes and unicorns. Episode 334 is a magical evening. Oh and there's smelling of body parts for some reason.

Don't be jealous that Stacy’s been chatting online with dudes, all day. She’s just trying to find her soul mate. So far no one has even sent her a full body shot. So we brought in some help from dating expert “Kate” from DatesWithKate.com to help her improve her dating skills and prevent end of the world. Don't worry listener, I'm sure there's a dude or babe out there for you too. Peace out.

Jeremy's favorite whiskey turns to water, Aaron gets the giggles while another superstorm misses his house, and the prospect of dating for your amusement makes Stacy anxious. Also, Tyler Perry won't stop making movies and a chipmunk calls us to discuss sexual positions. Happy Valentine's Day!

She was warned not to do it but Stacy darkened the door of a church and brought about a new apocalyptic threat and the first resignation of a pope in six centuries. Also, Aaron develops a conscience and suddenly feels bad for what he said on the last two shows. Plus we all get a lesson in how to fail spectacularly.

The post office is shutting down and murderers play football, but the most shocking revelation is that Stacy is going to church. It's either mating season or the End of Days. We also take your calls and emails and resurrect "Stacy's Book Reviews." Episode 328 is getting all biblical.

Jeremy's birthday party is a success as he discovers drinking loads of whiskey is the best way to avoid a hangover, at least temporarily. Stacy gets her first really awkward lap dance at a strip club, and Aaron is mad because he missed the whole thing. Also, we lose the car again, sort of. Grab some bleach and join us for episode 326.

Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out and BOY DID WE. Jeremy and Stacy competed for ultimate supremacy at Seattle Pulp’s Karaoke Battle at the Cha Cha. No trophies were brought home but one of them did walk away as the people’s champion. Relive the glory in episode 324. I will see you there, or I will see you on another time!

She starred in two of our most downloaded shows of 2012. Dikla Tuchman from “Have Growler Will Travel” returns to explain why she and Aaron are apparently no longer friends on Facebook. She also tries to defend Hockey as entertainment. Speaking of sports, the Lingerie Football League announces big changes that women are excited about while men everywhere get much less excited. Plus, it’s time for another edition of “This Could Totally Happen to Stacy” as we learn of a northwest woman who got trapped between 2 buildings. If you are listening on our app for Iphones and Androids there is a bonus clip. You're welcome.

It's time for an intervention. This show has gotten downright filthy lately. We're doing our best to clean up our act but we quickly discover from your tweets, voice mails and emails that it's not going to be easy. Also, Jeremy is still stinging from a dramatic Seahawks playoff loss, a football player's dead girlfriend doesn't exist and some woman's breasts become a murder weapon.

After a couple of simply filthy shows we somehow try to lower the bar even further. We get help this time from The Pulpcast’s Hanna Olsen as she reads some choice selections from Urban Dictionary. If that’s not enough we’ll share the 911 call from the priest who is somehow handcuffed to an altar and how Amanda Seyfried did some naughty stuff in a movie about a porn star. After this we promise to clean up our dirty, dirty act.

Looking for revenge, Stacy has compiled a collection of things we’ve said on past shows that will either be really embarrassing or amazing new ringtones for your phone thingy. Plus she went to the dentist and got super high…again.  Then find out why Aaron pushed a bunch of kids down a big scary hill with only a magic toboggan to protect them. 

It's a new year and a new chance for Stacy to try to convince everyone Kathy Griffin is funny. It's also a chance for Jeremy and Aaron to get the flu. Aaron tries to scam the doctor out of some powerful drugs to fight it. Jeremy has only his weird new beard to protect him. We also decode the great mystery that is mexican food.

What happens when you turn the show over to its listeners? You get our grossest episode ever. Find out how you can use phrases like Ice Dragon and Angry Pirate to win over the ladies. Mom, don't listen. Also, why Stacy's going to write a book called Dance Battle at the Hitman Academy. There's also a bonus clip for those of you with the TSRP App for Android and Apple devices.

Mr. McFeely usually delivers the packages in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Find out why Aaron could get in on the action. Also, we finally get a response from the latest show trying to use our trademarked and copywrited name…will it get ugly or will they go away quietly? Meanwhile, Jeremy’s fashion sense is blasted multiple times but he might really just be a trend setter. Plus Stacy learns a new instrument and makes a great new ringtone that can be yours for free!