Uncaged

When Nicolas Cage's wife January Jones is horribly attacked, Guy Pearce makes him an offer he can't refuse...JUSTICE. Cage is an everyman pushed too far in this movie judged bad enough to pull from cinema, but not bad enough to deny Adam Sandler a Razzie.  Cam has severe issues with the plot, Nicky has severe issues with the beard, and Marielle didn't finish watching it. Our website, www.uncagedpodcast.com, is now fully live! Check it out! You can follow us on social media at facebook.com/uncagedpodcast or on Twitter as @uncagedpod. 

The Adventures of Rusty Brains...no, Busty Frames. No, wait, Trusty Blames...ah hell, Matt Damon Dillon. And his friend Mickey Rooney Rourke. It's the Francis Ford Coppola cult classic Rumble Fish, starring Nicolas Coppola Cage except not really. Marielle Janine loved it, but was under heavy sedation at the time, much like the movie. Nicole Patrice didn't mind it and wasn't sedated, but can't stop making Marielle laugh or saying "Busty Flames". And Campbell Peter was mostly bored, but what else is new? Our website, www.uncagedpodcast.com should be live either NOW or very soon. Keep clicking, you guys. 

We're back! The gang return for an in-depth look at a movie with no depth. This time, Anne returns to examine Gone In 60 Seconds, a remake that didn't need a remake. Cage stars as Memphis, who must steal 50 cars for Doctor Who, or else the bus will explode. Or something like that. Cam is very annoyed about the lack of logical conclusions, Nicky is, as usual, upset about the hair, and Marielle hates her life choices. Music from Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. Stay alert: our website will be landing very soon! Possibly before Episode 30 lands! In the meantime you can find us at @uncagedpod on Twitter and @UnCagedPodcast on Facebook. 

Like, ohmigod! So, like, the totally bitchin' Nicky, the, like, tubular Marielle and the, ohmigod so grody Cam are back to discuss the, like, most eighties movie everrr, all it's missing is Ronald Reagan in a DeLorean. Cam is reduced to a coughing fit, Marielle is upset about pants and Nicky, once again, has important haircut feelings. Music from Skin Mechanix, available from Magnatune.  Find us on Twitter at @uncagedpod or on Facebook at UnCagedPodcast.

It's a home invasion movie, with a difference. The difference is, we had to watch this one. Well, Cam did. Marielle loves a good home invasion...movie, and Nicky helps Cam rewrite this one. Plus, we keep calling Ben Mendelsohn Men Bendelsohn, Cam watched it on his phone, and we run out of things to say very early. Website coming soon, keep an eye out. Follow us on Twitter at @uncagedpod or on Facebook.  

He scored a touchdown! Cam, Nicky and Marielle watched the 2009 Werner Herzog masterpiece Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, a regurgitation of a 1992 film which replaces Harvey Keitel with Nic Cage and plot with...well, a different plot. Of sorts. Cam has another "what the fuck is this" experience, Marielle is upset by Val Kilmer's hair and Cage's unsafe firearm, and Nicky thinks the dog was the best actor.  We have a website launching VERY SOON. Stay tuned. In the meantime, contact us on Twitter at @uncaged, or on Facebook at UnCagedPodcast. 

The movie was live-action, to begin with. It's Christmas, and in between eating themselves sick and arguing with racist uncles, Marielle, Nicky and Cam examine the not-classic adaptation of a classic novel, complete with Nicolas Cage as a dooooooooomed Jacob Marley, Simon Callow as a Doctor Who character and Kate Winslet as the woman collecting her fee.  We hope you have a safe, happy and prosperous holiday period and can join us again for 2017, where we will continue to torture ourselves for your amusement.  Music from Skin Mechanix, available from Magnatune. 

Oliver Stone made a movie about the 9/11 attacks and it's not what you expect, because no conspiracies are involved. Nicky, Marielle and Cam are back to review the disaster movie World Trade Centre, which is a disaster as well as being about a disaster.  The long absence is over, let Season Two of Uncaged begin. PS: Cam may or may not have actually watched the movie. 

We're back, and we're drunk! Cam, Marielle, Nicky and guest Jen discuss the 1991 *erotic thriller* Zandalee, with the red-hot sex combo of Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold. All of them have been drinking, because it's the only way to endure this movie.  

If you won millions in the lottery, would you give it away? Would you take writing lessons like the writer of this 1994 romantic 'comedy' should have? Nicky, Cam and Marielle examine the Cage/Bridget Fonda movie It Could Happen To You where everyone is either cartoonishly nice or cartoonishly evil. Marielle has strong empathy with Rosie Perez, Cam doesn't, and Marielle reveals her Tucciology. Rate and Review us on iTunes to help us out. We apologise for the poor audio in some sections of this recording. 

We had a recording problem, and lost large chunks of audio! But never fear. Cam, Nicky and Marielle persevere with their discussion of the Cage/Bruckheimer/Bay collaboration The Rock, which is everything you'd expect.  The edited highlights are provided and include trademark feminist rants, hair feelings, bizarre plot points and more. Sadly lost forever is Cam's Sean Connery impersonation. It's probably for the best. Uncaged is released under a Creative Commons, non-distribution share-alike license. For more information visit creativecommons.org.  Music by Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. Uncaged is produced by Campbell Rhodes with technical assistance from Derek Fish. Executive producers Marielle Fish, Cam Rhodes and Nicky Rowlands. ZEUS'S BUTTHOLE!!!

It's our first fully animated movie, about the modern stone age family who live in a magical world of strange creatures and stranger drugs. It's The Croods, where Nicolas Cage is a CAAAAVE MAAAAAN, Ryan Reynolds is...well, Ryan Reynolds and Emma Stone is an oddly feminist prehistoric teenager. Nicky and Marielle discuss their kids' taste in movies, Cam didn't understand a single thing that was happening (as usual) and everyone is amused by a bizarre wig. Again. Rate and review us on iTunes if you want to help us out. Find us on Facebook as UncagedPodcast and on Twitter at @uncagedpod.

Another happy fun installment of a podcast about delightful happy things. Marielle, Nicky and Cam try to find what fun they can in a movie about alcoholism, sex work, suicide and nihilism. Aren't you glad you subscribed? Nicolas Cage won an Academy Award. Glad someone got something out of it.  Nicky shares her anal sex tips, Cam is bored and swears he's not an alcoholic (hi Mum), and Marielle would rather do anything than sit here for another two hours or however long this godforsaken movie is. Music from Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. Follow us on Twitter at @uncagedpod and on Facebook at UnCagedPodcast. Please rate and review us on iTunes if you would like to support the show. 

Marielle, Cam and Nicky "enjoy" the direct-to-Netflix horror sensation Pay the Ghost, where Nicolas Cage looks for his son for ninety minutes. We think. It's not clear. The kid's name is Charlie. That's probably important. Nicky has an epic rant about pagan appropriation, Marielle thinks it had potential and Cam doesn't remember the movie much. Thank god he took notes. Better audio than a couple of previous ones; please excuse the occasional buzz. Cam causes this by speaking too close to his mic, because he has Firm Opinions.  Music from Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. Executive Producers: Campbell Rhodes, Nicky Rowlands and Marielle Fish Technical Assistance from Derek Fish Producer: Campbell Rhodes Follow us on Twitter at @uncagedpod, or on Facebook at Uncaged.

Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year? It's Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman as the most American knights ever, fighting against demons, witches and an enchanter called...Tim. Nicky & Marielle have a long feminist rant, Cam has trouble pronouncing Ron Perlman's name and forgetting the names of characters, we ponder why Christopher Lee is in this movie and whether or not this would be better with Arnie & JCVD or all three Hemsworths.  Music from Skin Mechanix, available on Magnatune. Uncaged is released under a Creative Commons, by attrubution, non-commercial, share-alike license. For more information visit creativecommons.org. Producer: Campbell Rhodes Executive Producers: Marielle Fish, Campbell Rhodes, Nicky Rowlands Technical Adviser: Derek Fish

What nationality is Cher supposed to be? Should she have won an Oscar? Is that Cage's own chest hair? How easy is it to not have an affair? What is going on with this movie and what's the moon about? Are there werewolves? Is this a werewolf movie? These are the big questions Nicky, Cam and Marielle tackle in this 80s-tastic analysis of Moonstruck.  Moonstruck: The Musical is coming soon; here's a promo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Z4zK7teVU  Music from Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. UnCaged is released under a Creative Commons license. Producer: Campbell Rhodes, Technical Assistance by Derek Fish. Executive Producers: Marielle Fish, Campbell Rhodes & Nicky Rowlands.  

We have been bullied and cajoled into giving the audience what they want. Marielle, Nicky and Cam examine the dubious science and extremely Cage-faced ridiculousness of John Woo's 1997 classic of the surgical-face-swap genre, Face/Off. Cam loves every minute of it and psychoanalyses the characters, Nicky is upset by facial hair and Marielle is very upset by inaccurate medical prescriptions. Music from Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. UnCaged is released under a Creative Commons license. Producer: Campbell Rhodes, Technical Assistance by Derek Fish. Executive Producers: Marielle Fish, Campbell Rhodes & Nicky Rowlands.

Finally, a Disney family fantasy movie that you could make with literally a cast of potato sacks and sexy lamps. Nicky, Marielle and Cam are joined by their friend Lana to talk about an unnecessary adaptation where Nick Cage helps save the world with the aid of a sorcerer called Dave. And SCIENCE! And something.  Cam enjoys it more than he thought but also hates it, Marielle gets the giggles, and Nicky can't see dogs without smiling.  Music from Skin Mechanix, available at Magnatune. UnCaged is released under a Creative Commons license. Producer: Campbell Rhodes, Technical Assistance by Derek Fish. Executive Producers: Marielle Fish, Campbell Rhodes & Nicky Rowlands.  

Nicolas Cage is a Secret Service agent who has to keep his lips...firmly...FASTENED as he struggles with protecting Shirley Maclaine. Nicky, Marielle and Cam discuss this light comedic adventure, how much they love Shirley, Richard Griffiths and the Cageness of blowing off a man's toe. Also, apparently, domestic household tips. Plus, all new Cage News! Find us on Twitter now at @uncagedpod, or on Facebook!  Theme music by Skin Mechanix, accessible at Magnatune.

Nicolas Cage is...old. And he's ready for revenge on an old enemy. Marielle, Cam and Nicky discuss the perhaps obscure but psychologically interesting Dying of the Light, a film disowned by Cage, his costars and the filmmakers.  We apologise for the odd sound in parts - there were technical issues with our recording.  Find us on Twitter now at @uncagedpod, or on Facebook!  Theme music by Skin Mechanix, accessible at Magnatune.