Dropping Loads

In this episode, Gad returns and reminisces on his long friendship with ODG. They're besties. Milky has a morbid idea for a movie. The guys go over some recent movie and DC news.  Pouch here. Last minute cancellation made us bring out our ringer once more! With the introduction of his bestie in the last episode, we decided to talk about his friendship with ODG. Intro/outro: Tenacious D - Friendship. Get a Load of this 12 Year Old Boy Somehow Drives 800 Fucking Miles Across Australia without Being Caught Girl Uses Her Boyfriend’s Balls as a Fucking Makeup Tool Digital Fucking Tombstones Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, DLP welcomes Paco's brother, Old Drunk Geek. He sets the record straight on his family's secret stashes of food. The guys analyze all the recent geeky movie trailers. Pouch here. After talking about Paco's brother one day, I realized how much that motherfucker made me laugh and it just hit me that he'd be great to have on the podcast. I was right. Enjoy! Intro/outro: Led Zeppelin - immigrant Song.  Get a Load of This Boy Wanted a Cheeseburger, YouTubed How to Drive and Fucking Drove to McDonald’s Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this very special episode, prompted by the previous Metal Ness, Ness returns and the guys reflect on better times and list musicians they listened to when they simply didn't know better. This is part one of a two-part epic.  Pouch here. This was a fun episode to do, simply reminiscing on how shitty our music tastes were during our formative years. And it's not over yet. We didn't get to everything we wanted to cover, so there will be a part two. Apologies for the crackling behind the audio. We didn't know it was there while we were recording. To be fair, we haven't had a lot of audio issues in a while, so back off! Intro/outro: Kid Rock - Bawitdaba.  Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns and questions the names of everything. Milky is curious about Prince Alberts. Pouch is accused of enjoying animals getting into fisticuffs with humans. Expect SPOILERS during Semi-Plot. Pouch here. SPJ is back and seemingly questioning everything in life, causing him to formulate several mysteries. As usual, it was a riot hearing him wonder why things have their names. Intro/outro: Ailiph Doepa - Mashed Potatoes.  Get a Load of This Big Fucking Pillow Fight Across Several Cities Badass Teenager Punches a Fucking Shark Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns so soon and brings forth a serial killer that impresses the guys. Pouch drove to Orlando and took a route that scared him. Milky shows off his prowess in cunninlingus.  Pouch here. Paco's back because SPJ has been very predisposed at first. We'll try to get him back on next week, we swear. We got a good episode with her though. Her Serial Killer of the Day is pretty impressive. Intro/outro: Blitzkid - Mr. Gore.  Get a Load of This App Allows You to Upload Your Fucking Pussy-Licking Skills Cocaine Hidden in Fucking Bananas Paco's Tacos Pouch's Fajitas: Real Life Crimes Dumber Twists than Any Crime Show Johnny Gosch Maria Labo: The Aswang Hallucinating Thai Mother Cooks and Eats her Children Serial Killer of the Day: Mikhail Popkov Paco's Extra Condiments: Photo of Jimmy Gosch Tied and Bound Aswang Mikhail Popkov Admits to Killing 59 Others Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness is on a journey to find his spirit animal, despite PC Bob's protests. Pouch didn't watch movies in the 90s. Milky finds more names for the uncircumcised penis.  Pouch here. Ness seems to have become extremely introspective since turning 30. He seems to be pondering on a lot of different things. Thankfully, he's still metal as fuck. Intro/outro: Stone Sour - Through Glass. Get a Load of This Woman Tries to Smuggle Cocaine into Prison Using a Fucking Bible Park in China Starts Rationing Fucking Toilet Paper with Facial Recognition Man Gets Sight Back with the Use of a Fucking Tooth Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns and attempts to explain the logistics of gay sex. Milky expresses his hatred of koalas. Pouch can't quite grasp a certain fetish.  Pouch here. Paco's back. It's her first appearance since her return from Uruguay, where she apparently observed the differences between Uruguayan and America children. Also, I think she really likes cannibalism. Intro/outro: Rammstein - Mein Teil Get a Load of This Baby Born with 4 Fucking Legs and 2 Dicks Town in Oregon is Available up for Fucking Sale Paco's Tacos Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 7) Armin Meiwes, Still from video Prison Guards Describe the Most Disturbing Things They Saw The Moors Murders Paco's Extra Condiments: Lisa Ann Downey Tape Transcript The Creepiest Wikipedia Pages Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website  

In this episode, the boys celebrate 5 years of DLP with SPJ. Milky agrees with SPJ about everything. Pouch's imagination is captured.  Pouch here. SPJ seems hype as fuck since the last time he was on. We briefly celebrate the fact that SPJ has been on since the beginning... and that he was on every episode ending in "69." Intro/Outro: Patrick Stump - Who's the (Bat) Man Get a Load of This Monowi, Nebraska - a Village of One fucking Person New Smart Condom for Fucking Someone Bought Hitler's Fucking Mobile Phone Brothel in Barcelona Started Using Realistic Fuck Dolls Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness returns to express his feelings about hitting a milestone age. Milky talks about his trip to Uruguay. The guys get real about their lives and why they don't think they'll have children.  Pouch here. It looks like since Ness joined the third floor, he's been really introspective. So we get very real about shit. I know it's a comedy podcast, but we're human and we need to talk shit through sometimes. Hopefully, it's worth your time. Intro/outro: Motorhead - I Ain't No Nice Guy featuring Ozzy Osbourne and Slash.  Get a Load of This Swedish Politican Proposes Fuck Break Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch celebrates 5 years of Dropping Loads all by himself while Milky is in Uruguay. He commentates the first two episodes of Dropping Loads's Tokyo Travel Vlog, providing very little insight.  Pouch here. Forcing upon you guys another solo podcast. Expect a lot of heavy breathing and little to no interesting input to the beautifully done Tokyo Travel Vlogs, which can be found here. Intro/Outro: Furious Freak - Kevin MacLeod. Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Milky suspects that something is wrong with Paco. Pouch was almost picked up by some older ladies. Milky explains the benefits of intimacy with an elderly woman.  Pouch here. Paco managed to sit in on one episode right before heading to Uruguay with Milky. However, Paco was acting very fucking weird. As for my plans while they're in Uruguay, expect a one week hiatus at some point and then a solo pod by me. Sorry, folks. Doing what I can while Milky is in a different country. Intro/outro: Church of Misery - Son of A Gun (David Berkowitz). Get a Load of This Hater App Coming to Fucking Bring People Together Mutual Dislikes Fucking Hot Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Selling for almost $100,000 A Fucking Roach was Found in Lady’s Head Paco's Tacos 9 Haunted Roads In South Florida That Will Make You Piss Yourself The Man from Taured Serial Killer of the Day: David Berkowitz - The Son of Sam Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping

In this episode, Ness returns and although he's never committed any of the crimes discussed herein, he has some pointers. Milky and Ness have a very SPOILER-filled discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's Split. Pouch is still paranoid about the Bootyhole Senpai. Pouch here. We almost didn't have Ness on, but through some serendipity, he came on! So be thankful! The guys felt the need to talk about the movie Split in lieu of a Metal Ness. It'll be back. Enjoy it in the meantime. Intro/outro: Journey - Don't Stop Believing.  Get a Load of This Guy Tries to Smuggle 24 Gallons of Fucking Moonshine as Water Zoo Wants Female Orangutans to Fuck, has Them Choose Mate via Tablet Stitches Gets Arrested for being a Fucking Stupid, Confident Person Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank,  and Returns to Fucking Gamble Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to preach the brilliance of Baller Blockin and review Chode One. Pouch is weirded out by a co-worker. Milky thinks that Fred Dorst is a snitch.  Pouch here. SPJ is back. We lost a fantastic episode while attempting to record. We'll briefly explain it in the episode. We had a lot of energy and we obviously missed SPJ if we recorded twice and each time, it was fucking hysterical. Unfortunately, you will never hear the lost 5 minutes of the first episode we attempted to record that day. Intro/outro: Minnesota - Lil Yachty Get a Load of This Someone tried to Smuggle 3,000 Fucking Pounds of Weed Disguised as Watermelons Man has the World's Largest Dick, 19 Fucking Inches Road Covered in Skittles, Meant to Feed our Fucking Cattle Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco acts out strangely because she's hangry. Milky discovers the most amusing cops around. Pouch admits he's never spoken to a baby.  Pouch here. Paco hasn't been on in a bit and it seems like it's really affected her because she's acting very strange. I wasn't afraid to point out when she was acting weird. Listen in and see if she's as weird as I thought she was being. Intro/outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It Get a Load of This Girl Will Not Give Up Her Fucking Chicken McNuggets Fire Department had to Free a Man from a Fucking Wall Lady Can't Get Swiss Citizenship because Everyone in her Village Fucking Hates Her Paco's Tacos Demonic Babies People Describe Their Scariest Family Secrets Serial Killer of the Day: Long Island Serial Killer Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness returns to regale us on his encounter with a Metal God. Pouch watches the LGBT channel, LOGO. Milky knows a lot about bidets.  Pouch here. Ness is back after about a month off and it looks like he's been sitting on a great story for a while. Listen in to see which Metal God he got to hang out with. Intro/outro: Tongo - Chop Suey.  Get a Load of This Tokyo Fucking Installs Smartphone Wipes in the Bathroom A Fucking Tarantula Kills and Eats a Snake Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ brings us a new grand mystery about having sex on the Great Wall of China. Pouch wants to get SPJ to the Players Ball. Yahboy language takes over.  Milky here. This was our first podcast recording of the year, and it was a blast. It's always a blast when SPJ stops by to regale us with tales of pimpage, mysteries, and swag. For some odd reason, we decided to spend some time talking about celebrities in this episode. Hopefully, we don't bore everyone with our lack of pop culture knowledge. Enjoy! Intro/Outro: Nekrogoblikon - Nekrogoblikon Get a Load of This Canadian Punches a Fucking Cougar to Save his Dog Dumbass Tries to Fucking Sell Plastic Bag with Weed Azealia Banks Practices Fucking Brujeria  Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco goes through every type of extreme emotion. Milky is certain something bad will happen. The guys remember Carrie Fisher.  Pouch here. Happy New Year, folks. We recorded this episode the day that Carrie Fisher died and we were in mourning. So, expect us to be particularly sad during the first half of the episode. We'll miss you, Carrie Fisher. Thanks for helping make our childhoods that much better. Intro/Outro: John Williams - Princess Leia's Theme (from Star Wars [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]) Get a Load of This Santa Gives Out Candy Canes in a Bank and then Fucking Robs it Snoop Dogg was Somebody’s Fucking Secret Santa Paco's Tacos Pouch's Fajitas: 10+ Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents People Describe Creepy Experiences as Kids They Still Can't Explain Serial Killer of the Day: Juana Barraza - La Mataviejitas  Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

From the revered Super Pimp and honored practitioner, Semi-Permanent Jon discovers the ancient runes from which he translates the scholarly text that make up the history of the Don Francisco Promise. Become learned in the blessed Historia of the Don Francisco Promise as we journey from primordial beginnings to modern times. This is a work of factual fiction, orated by the great SPJ. 

In this episode, Gad returns and he's very impressed with Rogue One. Pouch reflects on 2016. Milky just wants the cops to pay for his car window if they break it.  Pouch here. Who knew we'd end the year off with Gad? We tried to get another Semi-Permanent, but unfortunately, the one we had in mind was far too busy because of Christmas... so we had to bring in a ringer again. Thanks for 2016, guys. We'll see you in 2017. Intro/Outro: Michael Giacchino - Hope (from the original soundtrack of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story).  Get a Load of This Guy Gets Fucking Stabbed Twice Within Hours Cops Break into a Car because They Thought that an Old Woman had Fucking Frozen to Death Two Chicks Chuck a Few Fucking Dildos at an Armed Burglar  Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ lectures us on the mechanics of slanging dicks. Pouch reports on his time in Dallas. The guys continue their ongoing debate on threesomes.  Pouch here. Glad to be back after a week off. I had a lot of fun recording this episode, so I hope it shows. Someone please let us know what your rules on threesomes are, because we need to settle this debate. Also, don't forget that the Don Francisco Promise Historia will be released here on December 28th, 2016. Intro/outro: The Polyphonic Spree - Sonic Bloom.  Get a Load of This Australian Man Punches a fucking Kangaroo in the Face Company Looking for a fucking Emoji Translator Fucking Great Rich Dude Pays for All Layaway Items at Walmart Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website