Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Having fled the gang for San Diego, Clare 'gets' the pleasure of hearing exactly how her friends' New Year's Eves all got ruined -- and so do we! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Colin gives himself a white, powdery Christmas gift; Steve's relationship with Rush undergoes a major evolution; and Cindy questions whether she wants to stay married through the 1990s. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve tries working for a living after Rush gets him a job working for a hard-charging lady talent agent; a charity casino night reignites Brandon's issues with gambling; and Donna, after meeting a black kid, decides she knows how to run his life better than his mother does. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Everyone puts on their most serious outfits to watch Joe and Ray (but really mostly Donna) battle it out in court, while Val's gossipmongering causes trouble for Brandon, Kelly, and...Erin?! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

The gang's latest Thanksgiving involves a stultifying cocktail party at Chancellor Arnold's, some depositions in Joe's assault case, and a willful misreading of Kelly and Brandon's...mostly platonic interactions. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon tries to work through his heartache over Dylan's departure through writing, because Susan isn't right about everything; Steve and Val engage in parallel capers, but only one involves a wardrobe from Frederick's Of Hollywood; and as Donna advances to the Rose Court, Felice finally confesses her darkest yet Rose-iest secret. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan and Toni make it to the altar, and their wedding night, and their first brunch as a couple. After that, things get a little less rote? JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Donna tries to help Ray by joining him at therapy and learning more about his own abusive childhood, an earthquake shakes disaster fears out of Colin and Val, a baby out of some lady in a hotel elevator, and a proposal out of Dylan. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

It's Hallowe'en again, which means that Toni and Dylan are discussing her father's possible murder of his and Ray is a creep, except now there are also costumes and creepy decorations. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve and Clare's First Time goes awry; Donna quontinues her quest to be Rose Queen; Claudia and Kelly face off for access to Colin's wang; and Val struggles to stick up for herself with a sexual professor. Sorry -- sexual harasser. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan works Toni enough to get a sit-down with Tony; Steve finds a new sideline for Brandon to make some fast, filthy cash; and a road trip that was already bad thanks to Val's inviting herself along gets worse thanks to Clare's bad shortcut, leading to some divine intervention. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Toni tries getting closer by having all his friends she barely knows over for a weird dinner party, while David and Val deal with their feelings about Sheila's attempted suicide -- or, really, kind of don't. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Dylan continues romancing Toni Marchette away from the rest of the gang (good move), everyone else gets swept up in the flurry of excitement surrounding the Tournament Of Roses, from tryouts for the Royal Court to the ball that gets David out of playing cards with his mom. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve and Clare's relationship reaches a new level -- pupil and tutor; Dylan finds out Tony Marchette's child is actually a GIRL with exceptionally good skin; Brandon meets a [gasp] feminist and immediately pisses her off; and Kelly strains to prove she's not jealous that Val met Colin years before she ever did. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan takes a big step forward in his campaign to take down Tony Marchette while everyone else worries about making sure Queen Kelly has the Dave Koz-iest birthday any twenty-one-year-old ever had! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan enlists Kelly into his crusade to avenge Jack, which is complicated by the fact that she's got a new boyfriend; elsewhere, everyone's throwing parties that get very badly fouled. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Season 5 ends with the gang in Palm Springs, where Steve dabbles in transphobia, Kelly and Brandon don't really settle anything, Brandon ponders boning Val, and Ray's abusive tendencies...escalate. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea and Jesse prepare to head east and out of our lives forever; Donna starts to wonder whether her relationship with Ray is healthy; and both Kelly's dudes start giving her the hard sell, forcing her into a momentous decision we all remember so well. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Clare and David refuse to let Val forget they know Her Secret, while Brandon gets cocky about his CU re-election campaign, and Dylan takes a journey to his past life as an Old West outlaw, yes really. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea and Jesse ponder an actual job offer in Idaho; Charlie fails to arrange a devil's threesome with Dylan and Val; Ray returns to L.A., where LuAnn gets drunk and WAY too chatty; and when Kelly's Seventeen cover finally comes out with her pre-burned neck, she remembers Alison exists. (Too bad for Alison.) JOIN THE AWT CLUB