Bottle Crow Reborn

It is a sudden thing, the death of a hero. Once, he was unstoppable. Nations bowed before him, and his face shone like the sun on all who gazed upon it. His enemies fled before him, and his allies knelt at his altar, praying for his justice to rain down. Now, there is nothing left. A mere man, a mere mortal, toiling as hard as any. Some, they laugh. They mock him for his past glory, and his fall down to earth. Me, I pity him. I pity a man who once had it all, and is now the same as you and me. I whisper these words, in his memory... "ho ho... ha ha...." We're on iTunes! You can subscribe there, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. You can find Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyWarpzone, Colin is @SixTwoSixFour, and the official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow. You can email questions or comments to bottlecrowpodcast@gmail.com! See again in two weeks!

Dota 2's latest 6.84 content patch is eminent, and Valve has released its patch notes for public consumption. Naturally, this was cause for Johnny and I to read them together and repeatedly exclaim how nuts they are. Expert patch analysis, in podcast form! We're on iTunes! You can subscribe there, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Bottle Crow is also available via RSS feed at http://www.score-attack.com/feed/podcast/bottle-crow. Bottle Crow is created in a cooperation between Scanline Media and our sister site Score Attack, which you can find at http://www.score-attack.com. You can find Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyWarpzone, Colin is @SixTwoSixFour, and the official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow. We'll have a regular episode in a week and a half- this is just a quick special release for you to enjoy!

What animates a flaming skeleton? Is he driven by a passion that won't quit? Is the fire simply a metaphor for a desire burning deep within, that refused to die when his body should have? Do his bones truly go "clinkz" when he walks? Oh wait no, this is Dota, and the answer is stupid. The future of Na'vi, the lore of Clinkz, an Anti-Mage Aghanim's, gold gain, the vision war, this week's Bottle Crow has it all. Skeleton Walk your way through the ravings of madmen as Johnny and I discuss the latest in the Dota community. We're on iTunes! You can subscribe there, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. You can find Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyWarpzone, Colin is @SixTwoSixFour, and the official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow. You can email questions or comments to bottlecrowpodcast@gmail.com! See again in two weeks!

Such an innocent time it was when Dota 2 was first in beta, and the writers figured no one cared about the lore they were writing. In the second episode of Bottle Crow we explore lore, balance, mechanics, the pro scene, and momentum-halting Metal Gear Solid 3 references. As you sit and wait for patch 6.84 to hit, while you marvel that they haven't nerfed Sniper yet, let Bottle Crow fill the empty time. Well, some of it. It's gonna be a while. We're on iTunes! You can subscribe there, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. You can find Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyWarpzone, Colin is @SixTwoSixFour, and the official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow. You can email questions or comments to bottlecrowpodcast@gmail.com! See again in two weeks!  

What makes a great Dota podcast? Expert analysis? Winning personalities? Years of experience, a high level of production quality? We who lack any of these are going to try our hand. This brave endeavor, inspiring as it is foolish, be a testament to our will. When all has fallen to dust, and nothing remains of us but memory, someone will remember this podcast. Someone will think of this noble effort. And they will say, in hushed tones, "Eh. Kinda sucked, I guess." We're on iTunes! You can subscribe there, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. You can find Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyWarpzone, Colin is @SixTwoSixFour, and the official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow. Email your questions to bottlecrowpodcast@gmail.com! See again in two weeks!