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In honor of Mardi Gras we meet socialites in New Orleans and remember the good times; being on a float, drinking on a float, passed out drunk on a float. This week we watched Southern Charm New Orleans on Bravo. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

All aboard the Love Wagon! We travel to Kenya in a tiny pink bus where we watch seven people (and their driver, and their producer) open up about how kawaii everyone else is. We watched Ainori Love Wagon: African Journey on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

It's February, and you know what that means - time to kick off Love Month! Nobody wants to be alone on Valentine's day, so this week we are traveling to Australia to learn how to rekindle lost love in Back with the Ex on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week is serious. We go on an emotional journey through mental illness while being thankful smellovision does not exist. We watched hoarders on A&E. S02E12 || https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B0844GPRXY/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s2 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

It's a new year, and maybe you're looking for inspiration for a better you. Naturally, we've got the show for you. Join us as we learn everything NOT to do to start improving yourself in The Biggest Loser (2020) on USA. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we go visit the world of illegal street racing where the fastest racers are stealing vcrs. Oh wait not that movie. We watched the "fastest" racers race to be on the "fastest" list via the dumbest tournament ever in Street Outlaws on Discovery S17E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Have you ever watched shows like Top Chef and felt like your could never cook anything they made? Well good news: Netflix made a show to make you feel worse about your cooking skills. Let's learn what you can make with that salad you insisted on taking home last night and watch "Best Leftovers Ever!" on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This holiday season, FOX is looking out for those truly in need: D-list celebrities who want to be on the Masked Singer but don't want to sing. You are now in luck: come put on a ridiculous costume and dance (or not even dance!) and see if Ken Jeong can guess who you are (spoiler: he can't). We watched the Masked Dancer on FOX. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Ready, Set, Ho! Recite your Santa-cratic oath and determine if you need to be a Santa to be the best Santa (spoiler: yes). The patriarchy lives on as we watch Santas in the Barn on TruTV. S01E05 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Are you excited to see interior decor superstar Taniya Nayak? Neither were we, but here’s 4 families getting judged by her over who most tastefully wasted electricity and time. The prize? $50,000. We watched The Great Christmas Light Fight on ABC. S08E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Happy Hanukkah Everyone! Join us as we watch 20 somethings pine for love in their parents basements, princesses or losers? Find out in Princesses: Long Island brought to you by Bravo. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

On the fourth day of Christmas, HBO Max gave to me: Four bad Christmas puns, three sexy waiters, two creepy attempts at kisses, and a podcast making fun of this show. This week, we watched 12 Dates of Christmas on HBO Max. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Boat dogs! Ziplining dogs! Helicopter dogs, and yes, Taxi Dogs! We watched Planes, Trains and Automobi--wait, no, we watched The Pack S01E01 on Prime Video. S01E01.|| Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Ever thought about buying an RV? Maybe you think it's a better option than a house. Maybe your life is now run by your pre-teen daughter. Maybe you need to spend a million dollars on tailgating. If that sounds like a good idea, there's plenty of shows for you. We watched both Big Time RV on the Travel Channel S0102 and Going RV on Destination America S08E05.|| Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Join us on our journey of Jeff Goldblum's producer designed journey around the US to discover the secrets of mundane whatever. This week we watched The World According to Jeff Goldblum on Disney Plus. S01E03 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Happy 200th episode! Where has the time gone? Feels like we were supposed to keep up with something...oh no. Join us on our struggle to understand what's wrong with this family in the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! S06E11 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Can you handle Classic Tanya Harding Drag or a Technicolor Psychopathic Sex Clown or a Post Binary Drag socialist with a penchant of anarchy? Find out with us this week as we travel into the spooooooky world of Drag and Monsters as we watch The Boulet Brothers Dragula on Netflix S03E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Would a trip to the grocery store be more exciting if it included trivia? What if we threw in Leslie Jones? Enjoy all the product placement on Supermarket Sweep, both 90s and 2020 editions on ABC! 2020-S01E01 1993-1001 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

What's in the box?!?! Garbage. But how much can I sell it for? Let's make up a number and pretend it's already sold! Heads and eyes will roll as we watch Extreme Unboxing on A&E. S01E11 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Person, Woman, Crash, camera, TV ... this week we have a bit of all that and pools. Throw in a snake, massive rocks, mud wrasslin, and a lot of pristine acting and you could greenlight a new Animal Planet show. That's right, this week we cover Insane Pools: Off the Deep End and narrowly avoid going off the deep end ourselves on Animal Planet. S01E04 || https://www.hulu.com/watch/4bd9bab7-5069-414e-a3ad-7145bce1476c || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes