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The guys try to set season 3 off with a bang but instead start with a bummer. We watch rednecks on a psuedo survivor island deal with boredom and a real dick. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

After 50 episodes, the crew looks back at the highs and lows of Season 2, and crowns their best and worst of the season. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

A giant superman bed. A hot tub in a van. Crunk energy drink and sailboats. Endless TVs. A "chance" encounter with Mariah Carey. It can only mean one thing: we're going back in time to the heyday of MTV's Cribs and Pump My Ride. Yo dawg, I heard you like podcasts, so we put a podcast in your podcast so you can listen while you listen.

Ten contestants compete in challenges to win money, but one of them is not what they seem, as they work in secret against the group to spoil their efforts. Join host Anderson Cooper (yes, that's right) on his European vacation and explore the joys of The Mole, a reality show that's also a mystery.

What happens when the J Bros, TayLAR, and Cassandra share a house by a ski mountain? You won't be surprised the cops are called, but you might be surprised why. We watched Winter Break: Hunter Mountain on MTV. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Five gay men who range from "charmingly flamboyant" to "go away Jonathan" transform a lonely car enthusiast into a snatched head to toe George R. R. Martin. We watched Queer Eye on Netflix. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

The Bachelor goes international! 12 Americans and 11 Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants from abroad get together in a house in Vermont and bone eachother's brains out. Oh - also, there's some skiing and figure skating? || Rankings at 54:00 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

We spend way too much time discussing who's the BIGGEST STAR IN TELEVISION (is it The Guy From Sugar Ray, fomer White House staffer Omarosa, or Metta World Peace?) Watch them duke it out in front of the world in CBS's "Celebrity Big Brother". || Rankings at 59:45! || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Who will be the twinner of this season's coveted title of Worst Cook in America? Spoilers: It's probably gonna be a twin. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Chip and Joanna Gaines host the second-most-popular show on cable television. What's their secret? We're pretty sure it's decorating homes with the word 'family.' We watched Fixer Upper on HGTV. || Ratings @ 41:35 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Guy Fieri briefly takes off his sunglasses to host a cross between Supermarket Sweep and Top Chef. We watched Guy’s Grocery Games on Food Network. || Ratings @ 41:35 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Insane house. Insane bikini-zipper. Insane neck tattoos. We watched MTV UK's insane answer to BIP, "Ex on the Beach", Season 5 Episode 1. || Ratings @ 31:30 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

hey. its me. ur friend. tony bourdain. i love food. r u a serial killer?? i love weed. ru a tech bro?? mind if i watch porn in this bar?? p.s. r u a serial killer tho, like for real? || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Everyone knows that bigfoots LOVE Wisconsin cheese, glow sticks, and beer brats. We watch thermal imaging and ridiculous CGI on Finding Bigfoot. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

An incredible doucehbag named "Mystery" schools a bunch of shy dudes on how (not to) pick up women. It's basically Reverse Tool Academy. Do you believe in spells? We watched VH1's The Pickup Artist (2007), Season 1, Episode 1 & 2. || Ratings @ 57:00 || Challenge/AYTO @ 58:55 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

We watch an MTV show where someone gets too drunk and pees the bed. No, it's not The Challenge. It's Floribama Shore. Ratings: 51:13 || The Challenge and Are You the One?: 1:00:35 || Mindhunter 1:24:20 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

We go steppin' down the road, to the Broken Skull Ranch to see if we can out-badass a true badass. We watched Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge on CMT! Ratings: 36:45 || Mythbusters, reconsidered: 41:30 || The Challenge Dirty Thirty: 44:00 || Justice League and Thor: Ragnarok 46:15 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Mythbusters is rebooted, but can death giggles and syndavers help the new hosts fill some big shoes? Ratings: 43:00 || The Challenge Dirty Thirty Update: 50:20 || Are You The One? Update: 1:02:00 || 1:09:00 The Gifted, Amazon's new Lord of the Rings show, and more! || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Don't let a tan and blonde hair fool you, it's all about fish tacos and fried avo's. We watched The Great Food Truck Race on Food Network! || The Challenge Dirty Thirty Update: 1:10:47 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes ||

Ever wanted to assert your independence by moving to a trailer on your parents' lawn? We discuss compostable toilets and contemplate calling child protective services after watching HGTV's Tiny House Hunters.