Your Kickstarter Sucks

Mike and JF are back in the studio to talk about expired water, anonymous enemies, and the big election. With music by Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and, of course, our good friend Mark Brendle. For more of the BULL HOCKEY, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For just $5, which back in the 1800s was probably worth a lot of money so bad example, you'll get access to hours and hours of bonus Mike, JF, and some other guys occasionally style content. THIS WEEK: The debut of a brand new segment...The 3 pack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

San Francisco: Where Ideas Take Flight! For more Nervous Horse Energy, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And thanks to our friends Craig Dickman, Mark Brendle, and Lydia Burrell for the music. Very cool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spooky October kicks off with this little ditty you're REALLY gonna love. Mike and JF are talkin' discounted beers, they're talking Grenchell, they're talking offensive phone applications. What else is there? Hell, what else do you need? A plexiglass tray that folds out from your computer monitor so you can eat on it? Ok, fine!Well if you do think of anything else, you can check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and ask us and we will see if we can figure it out. Thank you to our friends Lydia Burrell and Mark Brendle for this week's music, as well. Thanks. Thank you. Goodbye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What if all it took to keep our kids safe from gun violence was an app? What if a wildly untalented rapper could ask for and receive $1MM for no clear reason? What if there were big hard wangs in the official emoji keyboard? Mike and JF, the wildest podcast pardners in the west, answer those questions and more on today's episode of Your Kickstarter Sucks. Plus, the return of Real or Fake (Stick Edition), a bunch of chair noises, and your letters. Check out Hollywood Handbook, the insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz, on iTunes, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. It's one hell of a program. And that's a fact.Also, the vast archive of YKS Premium is available for your listening pleasure over at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. That money goes straight into my budget for buying boards and screwing them up onto my wall, so I highly encourage you to subscribe today. I need more boards! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Wow! Episode 70! The number some people are saying is even funnier than the one before it. Incredible.Sure, on this episode, Mike and JF talk about Mike's old schoolboy days, draining the swump, and $150,000 audio systems in their friends' houses. But wow...70! Haha. The number of it. Dang.For more Adventures of Josek and CH4RL13 the droik, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Over 50 references to contemporary Christian Rock await you!Music for YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste, Lydia Burrell, and the smothered, covered, and capped Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bus People, Cathouse Appetizers, and Fat Guy Brass Knuckles; this episode's got it all. Thanks. Music for YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste, Lydia Burrell/Howell Dawdy, and the scrupulous Mark Brendle. For more of this stuff, since you love it so much, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. At least a couple hours of stuff on there features waify internet dipshit Stefan Heck. And if you like that guy, it might be fun for you to hear him talk some more. It's not just him, though. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Former President Barack Obama joins the boys to talk tan jackets, NCAA brackets, and kicking butt while kicking butts, or how hard it REALLY is to run a country when you just want a hit of that classic stimulant, nicotine. PLUS! Actor Tom Cruise stops by to discuss the Univers(al)-building classic that wasn't, 2017's The Mummy, dish on the L. Ron Hubbard the public never really got to see, and taste test a cronut. Just kidding, it's the same two fat guys talking about the internet. Enjoy.For more bullshit we just make up, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's essentially the same thing as the free one, but it costs money. Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's Lydia Burrell, Drew Toothpaste, and the onomatopoetic Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm not uploading this again. If it's not right this time, I quit the show. This is Episode 67. I hope to god. Music for YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste, and that old serpent Mark Brendle. For more custom microwave tones, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's $5 a month -- probably less than you spend on ancient grains -- and you get hours and hours of podcasts that worked when I uploaded them the first time (with no mistakes whatsoever). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pull up a chair and have a couple laughs...Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the twice-distilled Mark Brendle. For more discontinued smart personal hygiene products, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's only $5, and you can listen to us review gum. Kind of a hard sell there. But it's good. Anyway. Thanks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alright, which one of you jokers said it was Episode 66, and was it the same joker that uploaded just 27 minutes of the episode? Just come forward, no questions asked. We're not even mad, haha. For even more (fully uploaded, correctly numbered) YKS content, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's communism if you like that kind of stuff, and also it's capitalism if you're one of those guys. So you really can't lose.Music for YKS is provided by Lydia Burrell of Howell Dawdy fame, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the he thinks he's people Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's ep, it's ALL about one thing: the subjects of the show. That's right, today we've got a new challenger to the incumbent Squeeze Louise, a new tooth scam going viral, a cardboard (???) trash can, and an update on Jesse's torn hibuscus. Plus, Mike finally reveals his troll score! And lemme tell ya, it's a big one. Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.toothpastefordinner.com), and the ready-in-minutes Mark BrendleCheck out the Patreon page too, if you want, and they probably won't even screw up the payments this time. Thank you www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What What Happens Live is delightful! Inspired by Andy Cohen's experiences in the green room as a producer at CBS, and with a set inspired by his own home den, this show is unlike any other late night talk show. WWHL is fun, spontaneous, and engaging. The eclectic pairings ensure that you see guests in a brand new light. For example, one episode pairs John Mayer with Dan Rather. You would expect these guys to be like oil and water, but the show was the most endearing appearance I've seen from either guest, and the unexpected chemistry was thoroughly entertaining. Watching new guests Plead the Fifth, a game where they are asked three difficult questions and can abstain from answering only one, never gets old. Seeing Scott Baio reluctantly participate in a game called "Andy Loves Crotchy" (and then enjoying the ensuing twitter fallout with Baio's angry wife after the photo of a formal girlfriend was included) is pure gold. Some guests, like Baio, do not embrace the vibe of the show and these episodes are fun in

This week on YKS....Mike's Big Deli Story, the inauspicious return of the Dookie List, and a surprise phone call from a stupid little idiot. "Bam!" - Emeril Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Lydia Burrell (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGDqIKuaHxzw6FIbE3q4L5w), Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the cowardly Mark BrendleAnd for more battery capers, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. C'mon! Do It! please Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I don't care what you call it, just put it up. Just say...ok, we go on break. Like Bernie Mac. And then say Bernie Mac Sanders because you do that impression. Then just do a list, like say: nudie suits, save a horse ride a cowboy, and sex accessories. But say "the guys talk about, etc." before every one so it doesn't look like a grocery list. After that you can say that we do the song of the summer competition, but play it up like it's really fun and they'll get that it's a bit. And say we do a roast battle, too. That should be enough. Oh and plug the music and the patreon. That's it basically. Yeah the whole bathroom is flooded. I gotta go.For more theoretical tops, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks (new ep this week)Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGDqIKuaHxzw6FIbE3q4L5w)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the treacherous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy

Hmm hmm hmm. Time to post the show, la dee da. Oh hello there. I didn't see you come in. Would you like to listen to Episode 60 of Your Kickstarter Sucks with me? Wonderful. It is about bug scams.For more information on Jonah Hill's exact age, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. The ham there is always kept at the appropriate temperature.Music for YKS is courtesy of:Twitter's @lydiaburrell (https://howelldawdy.bandcamp.com/)Drew toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)and the unbelievable Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got him, boys. We finally got The Tipping Coward. On this week's episode, DB and JF play with some passive SCOTUS figurines, pontificate on the goodness of organized society, and finally reveal what's in the damn bowl. Plus, Kombucha chat! To submit a tip on the whereabouts of the Lindbergh Baby, head on over to patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and click the "sign up" button.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell (https://howelldawdy.bandcamp.com/), Drew toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the scurrilous Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this, the ACTUAL 58th episode of YKS, Mike and JF are talkin' The Return of Heep, Bible Wars, and the perks of watchin' TV with your buddy's wife. Plus, the debut of the next hot Netflix show: Office TV. For more reviews of your favorite college posters, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our latest episode, featuring historian and author Homer J. Simpson, has been widely praised by podcast fans and academics alike.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of:Twitter's @lydiaburrell (howelldawdy.bandcamp.com)Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)and the erstwhile Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ohhhh baby! It's a new episode and a new theme song baby! @LydiaBurrell hopped back in the studio to give the boys a funky-phresh new sound that you're gonna have to hear to believe. Plus, we get a little taste of Optimus Mike, who shows up to help us do diaper math and the Ted Cruz Face Scrunch. THEN....a crucial update on what everyone was doing at the specific time we asked them to write us an email (mostly driving, which, not great). For more of our favorite freshwater boys, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And I'll just tell you right now, we don't know a lot about fish.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the majestic Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jesse and Mike are once again back in the studio, wearing headphones, opening cans into the microphones, sitting down, and all the classic things they're known for on today's episode of YKS. Don't look at my wife! For even more two smart guys content, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is provided by:Twitter's @LydiaBurrellDrew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the superlative Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wait just a minute....WHO'S F*&%^##%(ing Matt Damon here? It's YKS! And it's time to talk about Cat Poison. Mike and JF hit the scams of the week with their trusty sidekick Terrible Christopher, and stop along the way to discuss the shame of having a one-sock-son, the sharp rise in door stop costs, and the delicate precipice of balls quality.To make a donation in honor of listener Emma Leckey, go to https://beechwood.permavita.com/site/EmmaLisaAntunesLeckey.html?s=80 and read about the causes her family has chosen to support. And for more on what French guys are lacking, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Many, some would say too many, bonus hours of content await you.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com), and the muscular Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.