Nathan, Nat & Shaun

Ex-employee Shaan left yesterday and took a big tub of hand sanitiser with him. Turns out taking stuff from work when you finish up is thing! Like Amy who took 3 months’ worth of meat when she got laid off from a butcher.   Justin Longmuir our beloved coach of Freo gave as an update on the COVID sitch at Freo, the boys are desperate to get out and about and kick the footy! Plus he told us about his son who sold his PlayStation before this COVID thing.   And a bloke who won a joy flight pressed the wrong button and ejected himself from the aircraft! We heard about pressing the wrong button and where it can lead…..  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our very own news darling Tracy Vo is back in the west to be here for the WA lockdown – and she’s very happy to be home! The guys got up to date with how she’s been coping, and also checked in with her parents to make sure they’re doing ok.   Steve Butler updated the team with all things sport – which he says shouldn’t be super far away from returning. Fingers crossed anyway!   And people are being fined for participating in non-essential activities, and it’s costing them a fortune! Sue’s haircut on a cruise ship ended up costing her over three grand, and Brett’s shower cost him a lot more than he ever anticipated.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seems everyone is baking now we’re all stuck in isolation – Donna offered some tips for Hot Cross Buns, and told us a bit too much about her feet. We love you Donna!   Lynne McGranger AKA Irene from Home & Away called through to give us her hand sanitizer recipe, and let us know Home & Away has 6 months of episodes in the can so Summer Bay should be ok!   And some decisions you regret for a long time – like a old lady who accepted a bell as a gift instead of painting, which ended up being worth millions. Michelle denied her husband some shares in a company which is now rather large…and Shaun, well Shaun invested in the wrong pub. Classic Shaun.   Happy Easter everyone – stay safe and 1.5m apart!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr Clay Golledge called in to explain how bringing the social distancing measures back to normal now is NOT a good idea. He also reckons wearing gloves can be helpful – Nathan had other ideas!   We dialled into the Galapagos islands – that’s right, there’s a guy over there stranded with his wife on a boat, they can’t get off! Their biggest problem is sea lions taking up the sunny spots on the boat. Lucky they’ve got 6 months’ worth of food!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Covering the important stuff – the guys asked Karl is he’s been using ‘Just for Men’ because his hair looks darker. He says no. He also reckons things are pretty tough with a new baby in isolation, but like everyone he is pushing through.   Fitzy buzzed through to the show to catch up on all things Iso – his kids have been learning breakdancing! He’s also hosting a Coronavirus special on Channel Ten tonight.   And the people quarantined on Rotto are 10 metres from the beach and can’t even get there - Rebecca’s parents took the boat out to Alcatraz and didn’t bother going in, and Joel caught an uber to the Hollywood sign to not even make it there.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steve Butler joined the guys to talk sport – which isn’t much at the moment to be fair! The guys reminisced about the good old days and also got some racing talk in – the only sport industry that’s still moving along at the minute. Stay positive though – sport WILL return soon!   People have been sneaky trying to get in and out of towns/areas they’re not meant to be in. Ever snuck in our out of somewhere you weren’t meant to? Vonny told the guys about her teenage boyfriends run in with her Dads shotgun, and Grant remembers the inside of the boot of his car from all those time trying to sneak into the drive-ins for free.   Plus we heard from Janelle whose daughter has started playing ‘Work Mum’ role play games. Her favourite line is ‘Let’s take this offline…’ – classic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not us of course. Hero #1 – Justin Langer. The Aussie Men’s cricket coach called in to talk about the Amazon prime documentary ‘The Test’ about the team’s recovery from scandal – it’s amazing, JL is amazing. He’s also reminding us to stay safe and with our families during this tough time – something he’s loving doing.   Hero #2 – Twiggy Forrest. Possibly the nicest billionaire ever – his foundation has pledged up to 160 million bucks to get medical gear from China for WA. What a hero.   Hero #3 – Patrick Zippel. He’s just a regular guy stuck in quarantine in a 5-star hotel, and surprise everyone – he’s not complaining about it! What a legend.   Heroes number 4, 5, and 6 – some would say that’s us, but we’ll leave that up to you…  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Nova 93.7’s receptionist to House Rules judge Abbey Ways called in. The show is back on TV April 6th and NNS can’t wait!   A real hero in NNS’s eyes – Premier Mark McGowan called in. He’s doing an incredible job at running the State and he answered a few questions for the guys.   And if you’re feeling a bit flat, listen to the podcast as NNS heard some uplifting stories which will brighten your day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Po from Master Chef is back on our screens on Easter Monday so she called in for a chat.   Adam Gilchrist aka Gilly called in – he gave NNS a quick update on the cricket.   The guys put the question out there – when is it okay to dob your neighbours in? They spoke to Barry who busted his neighbour big time and Melissa who had a noisy neighbour!   And Bayley had to sign paperwork in a carpark because of the corona crisis – NNS spoke to people who had to conduct business in weird places.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David scored victory over Sharn after spending 50 days in the game, picking up a healthy amount of cashola!   Sally Briggs called in to chat to the guys and let them know about her latest tips and tricks on entertaining kids during this weird time.   And the guys had their own first world problems chat – but don’t worry all of the problems were VERY light hearted.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part of the duo is comedian Celia Pacquola who was crowned champion last night. She’s still doing the Cha Cha in her living room.    Jonathon Lapaglia called in and told the guys he will sadly miss tonight’s final of Survivor because he’s another one in isolation!    And Steve Butler chatted to NNS about everything but sport.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the uncertainty of school closures and Year 12’s ATAR we caught up with Penrhos Principle Meg Melville to find out what the school has implemented as a result of COVID19.   Also, with lockdowns and self-distancing now in place we wanted to know what your weekend plans are? Jeremy is trying to put smiles on kids faces, Joanne is going to a have a driveway party, and Pete Rowsthorn has started to do something very peculiar!   Plus Miguel Maestre from The Living Room gave us an insight into his world, we tried our hardest to figure out what he was saying… if you can understand him let us know.   And we kicked off a new segment with West Coast Eagle Tom Barrass, “Barrass’s Backyard” – we were pretty impressed with what he has already achieved in his backyard since isolating.   Enjoy and please remember to keep your distance!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had not one but two footballers on the show this morning, ex Brisbane Lions Captain Jonathan Brown aka Browny discussing the current AFL pay cuts and Freo Docker Michael ‘Sonny’ Walters giving is the low down on what it’s been like since having to self-isolate at home with the fam! Amongst the doom and gloom that is COVID19 the guys spoke with some callers who have managed to experience silver lining amongst the craziness.  And Comedian Claire Hooper shared how she’s been coping at home self-isolating with her family, we spoke to her live from her make-shift office....her kitchen pantry!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The latest announcement to hit the headlines is interstate travel will be banned with the borders closing. NNS spoke to people who have had their travel plans disrupted.   Brooke from Survivor got the boot last night and she’s gutted she didn’t make the Grand Finale on Monday night. She did confirm her romance with Lachie is OVER!   Hoppo from Bondi Rescue urged people to stay at home after chaos unfolded at Bondi beach on the weekend.   And Andrew Winter from Selling Houses Australia gave the guys his thoughts on the current housing market in Perth.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys normally call Liam Bartlett for a ratings boost but today they were in for a treat – his daughter Olivia called in. She wrote a great article online about the younger generation dealing with the Covid-19 situation.   Neroli Meadows spoke to NNS about her latest podcast ‘Ordineroli Speaking’. She’s stuck in Melbourne and pretty worried about when she’ll see her family next.   And Dr Clay Golledge gave NNS an update about Covid-19 and cleared up a few things speculating online!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We spoke to Trent Cooper, coach of the Fremantle Dockers AFLW team, who’ve played the full season undefeated and have just been told their season is cancelled and no one wins. Understandable in the circumstances, but we reckon they really could have picked out a winner!   Speaking of sports, comedian Luke McGregor does none of them! He’s holed up writing at the moment, and considers himself lucky because lots of comedian mates don’t have any gigs.   Plus we heard about your problems with social distancing – Nick struggled at his mates golf day on Saturday, and Annette wasn’t happy with a fellow jogger in the park.   Stay safe and remember social distancing everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky for us Liam Bartlett called through to keep us company, and also update us on COVID-19, and how he went when he went into isolation (his wife sent him out to the granny flat!)   Parents make sure you listen to this one – Maggie Dent gave some sage advice on how to talk to your kids about the current crisis – keep them busy, be honest and don’t panic.   And we heard from those who have loved ones stuck overseas – including Margaret whose daughter is stuck on the Galapagos Islands and doesn’t look like she can get back anytime soon.   Stay safe everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SO much happening, only one show to cover it!   Round One of the AFL is on, our Freo Docker Sonny Walters called in to talk about how pumped the boys are to play Essendon, and how they’re all coping with isolation.   Costco opened this morning – our ex-Eagle mate Masto’s Mum was there, in the line that stretched around the whole store TWICE. Unsure if she got in – she could still be there!   Mitch Norton also called in – the NBL should make their decision today on who wins the Championship, we are SO behind the Wildcats it’s not funny.   And Shaun’s a hypochondriac – the slightest sore throat he has been completely freaking out about. Not as bad as Lisa though – she thought the marks on her head were a brain issue – turns out it was her sunnies leaving a mark. Classic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our West Coast Eagle Tom Barrass called through from isolation in his home – training may be difficult but hey, his lawn looks great! We’re all waiting with bated breath to see what the AFL will decide for round 1 2020….   Channel Ten’s Lachy Reid joined the guys to chat about the current NBL situation – should the Wildcats be declared champions? We think so.   And Adam & Symon previously of Gogglebox fame have a new show on Fox Footy reliving the 90s in AFL – something to try and take your mind of the COVID-19. It’s getting pretty difficult to do!   Stay safe everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Premier of our great state Mark McGowan called in – he is taking everything Coronavirus-y very seriously and the government is doing their best to update us as often as possible. He’s not happy with the panic buying though – PLEASE make sure you think of others when you go the shops. Seriously guys, we gotta stick together!   Another big boss – Pav himself! Matthew Pavlich reckons he would struggle to work from home – maybe a cross to Nine news form his loungeroom wouldn’t go down super well. He reckons the changes to the AFL are fluid, they aren’t sure exactly how the season will play out, we will just have to wing it.   And our old mate Fitzy also called in – the boys had to do their show from home in Sydney thanks to Richard Wilkins exposing everyone at Nova Sydney with COVID-19. Luckily we all saw the light side of working at home – and everyone is feeling good so fingers crossed no cases!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.