Nathan, Nat & Shaun

We spoke to Trent Cooper, coach of the Fremantle Dockers AFLW team, who’ve played the full season undefeated and have just been told their season is cancelled and no one wins. Understandable in the circumstances, but we reckon they really could have picked out a winner!   Speaking of sports, comedian Luke McGregor does none of them! He’s holed up writing at the moment, and considers himself lucky because lots of comedian mates don’t have any gigs.   Plus we heard about your problems with social distancing – Nick struggled at his mates golf day on Saturday, and Annette wasn’t happy with a fellow jogger in the park.   Stay safe and remember social distancing everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky for us Liam Bartlett called through to keep us company, and also update us on COVID-19, and how he went when he went into isolation (his wife sent him out to the granny flat!)   Parents make sure you listen to this one – Maggie Dent gave some sage advice on how to talk to your kids about the current crisis – keep them busy, be honest and don’t panic.   And we heard from those who have loved ones stuck overseas – including Margaret whose daughter is stuck on the Galapagos Islands and doesn’t look like she can get back anytime soon.   Stay safe everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SO much happening, only one show to cover it!   Round One of the AFL is on, our Freo Docker Sonny Walters called in to talk about how pumped the boys are to play Essendon, and how they’re all coping with isolation.   Costco opened this morning – our ex-Eagle mate Masto’s Mum was there, in the line that stretched around the whole store TWICE. Unsure if she got in – she could still be there!   Mitch Norton also called in – the NBL should make their decision today on who wins the Championship, we are SO behind the Wildcats it’s not funny.   And Shaun’s a hypochondriac – the slightest sore throat he has been completely freaking out about. Not as bad as Lisa though – she thought the marks on her head were a brain issue – turns out it was her sunnies leaving a mark. Classic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our West Coast Eagle Tom Barrass called through from isolation in his home – training may be difficult but hey, his lawn looks great! We’re all waiting with bated breath to see what the AFL will decide for round 1 2020….   Channel Ten’s Lachy Reid joined the guys to chat about the current NBL situation – should the Wildcats be declared champions? We think so.   And Adam & Symon previously of Gogglebox fame have a new show on Fox Footy reliving the 90s in AFL – something to try and take your mind of the COVID-19. It’s getting pretty difficult to do!   Stay safe everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Premier of our great state Mark McGowan called in – he is taking everything Coronavirus-y very seriously and the government is doing their best to update us as often as possible. He’s not happy with the panic buying though – PLEASE make sure you think of others when you go the shops. Seriously guys, we gotta stick together!   Another big boss – Pav himself! Matthew Pavlich reckons he would struggle to work from home – maybe a cross to Nine news form his loungeroom wouldn’t go down super well. He reckons the changes to the AFL are fluid, they aren’t sure exactly how the season will play out, we will just have to wing it.   And our old mate Fitzy also called in – the boys had to do their show from home in Sydney thanks to Richard Wilkins exposing everyone at Nova Sydney with COVID-19. Luckily we all saw the light side of working at home – and everyone is feeling good so fingers crossed no cases!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We crossed to Richard who’s been diagnosed with COVID-19 (he’s fine – no symptoms!) – he likely caught it from Tom Hanks’ wife Rita Wilson. He’s in good spirits, he’s been delivered baked beans by his daughter and he’s kinda ok with chilling at home for a few days. On COVID-19 – we spoke to our resident infectious diseases specialist Dr Clay Golledge who encouraged us to take this whole thing very seriously – he said it’s the first time he’s ever been concerned about a virus in his 35 years of experience. But no panic buying – the shops will keep going guys. Seriously. Plus we spoke to Steve Butler about the cancellations of pretty much all of the sports, and heard your stories about the chaos at the shops over the weekend – including trolley stealing and ramming into people! Hectic! People need to CALM DOWN.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! The one and only Michael ‘Sonny’ Walters is our man for 2020, and even though he couldn’t come in to meet us (thanks COVID-19!) he called through to tell us how pumped he is for the season - and being part of our team! We crossed to Drew Jones from FOX Sports who was at Albert Park as the Grand Prix cancelation announcement happened.  And our boss Dave told us about how someone has just assumed that he has a kid - and now the situation has just become to awkward for him to correct it. Poor Emma has done the same thing - and got her brothers girlfriends name wrong for TWO years!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luke Hemsworth joined the guys as his new season of Westworld is out on Foxtel on Monday. In the full unedited chat, he talked about living in Byron, surfing spots and sweating all over Matt Damon. Lovely. The Prime Minister of Australia called in – to explain how the government is trying to counteract a recession from the Coronavirus outbreak. The guys suggested more toilet paper. Maybe not. Good mate Mitch Norton called in ahead of the Wildcats big 2nd finals match tomorrow at Perth Arena, plus had Zach the latest eliminee from Survivor drop by to go over his complete blindsiding at tribal council last night. And more! But you can listen to hear that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That’s right – we met our brand new West Coast Eagle, he likes gardening, is studying a whole bunch of really smart subjects at uni, and is also pretty decent at footy. Bring on Tom Barrass for 2020! Scott Pape the Barefoot Investor has a doco airing tonight on Foxtel about the recovery effort for those affected by bushfires – he offers some pretty decent financial advice for them. And Ceinwen Roberts is a Perth local who is swimming to Rotto QUADRUPLE times! She reckons it’ll take about 24 hours with her team – we just hope the sharks keep away.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Newsreader Ellie’s mate Alsha is currently in Rome where the country is in lockdown thanks to the coronavirus outbreak. She told us it’s eerily quiet and no one is really going out – but they DO have plenty of toilet paper! Speaking of toilet paper – one local shop has put all its supply out the back and is only providing loyal customers with rolls. Loyalty does pay off – just ask Scott , who runs a post office and hands out bottles of wine to his best customers at Christmas time. And the woman herself, the horoscope lady from the paper – Joanne M Moore – she exists! And she gave the guys their horoscopes for the day, plus explained to Shaun why he’s so bad with finances. Could just be him to be honest.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Greer is Perth’s very own doomsday prepper – he’s got a whole 4WD full of gear for when the coronavirus outbreak ‘inevitably’ happens – and yes, he has plenty of toilet paper! Old mate Steve Butler talked all things women’s sport with the Aussie ladies amazing win in the T20 World Cup cricket final, and the Fremantle Dockers AFLW side being undefeated so far this season. And a Perth woman has ignored the advice of her doctor and attended a fancy WASO concert after being diagnosed with Coronavirus. We heard about other times people have ignored the advice of a professional – many didn’t go so well!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and only Greg Hire dropped in to show up Shaun at ‘Dream Team’ today and win Lisa some cashola! Poor Shaun. Hilarious though. Greg also had a chat with the guys about the amazing culture at the Perth Wildcats after their win against Cairns Taipans to make the Grand Final yet again. Go Cats! And our mate David Handley directs Sculptures by the Sea at Cottesloe beach every year – and this year’s sculptures are just as weird and wonderful as ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Hills dubbed as ‘dirty Harry’ for his sneaky tactics and strategic lies got the boot from Survivor last night so NNS called him in! Collingwood coach Nathan Buckley called in and surprisingly the guys didn’t talk to him about the footy – it was about his new fancy schmancy wine! He’s teamed up with the guys at Wolf Blass. And the Coronavirus saga continues so the guys spoke to specialist in infectious diseases Dr Clay Golledge. If you missed the chat it will be on again tomorrow morning after 6!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a short stint on Survivor, Locklan Gilbert has been announced as the next star of The Bachelor. The 30 year old adventure guide spoke to NNS this morning and can’t wait to find love. Wildcat Mitch Norton stopped by as the boys prepare to take on the Taipans in the third game tomorrow night. And it was announced yesterday school trips overseas will be cancelled due to the Coronavirus. The guys heard from people who missed out!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Controversial couple Lizzie and Seb from Married at Sight called the guys and they have a lot to prove to everyone. Steve Butler from The West called in with his sports update. And NNS spoke to people who are preparing for a coronavirus outbreak. Ross’s wife had a very unsuccessful shopping trip, Gemma’s dad is ready for a meat fest and Matt is preparing for a zombie apocalypse.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When the guys need a ratings boost there’s no one better to get in studio than 60 Minutes reporter Liam Bartlett. He’s visited dangerous places but today he got slammed in Taste Testers by Shaun – have a listen to the podcast to hear all the drama! Premier Mark McGowan is heading to Highway to Hell this Sunday to celebrate Bon Scott - the iconic front man of legendary Aussie rock band, AC/DC.   And Nathan got really excited when a celebrity from one of his favourite TV shows liked his Instagram post. So the guys spoke to people who have experienced celebrity interactions on social media.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well he didn’t really… but if you check out today’s paper you will see his delightful body. Apart from his physique, the guys did chat to him about tomorrow night’s game in Melbourne. Journalist Nerelda Jacobs called in – she’s celebrating Mardi Gras this weekend in Sydney. And Wildcat Mitch Norton called in as the Wildcats prepare to take on the Taipans tomorrow night at RAC Arena.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Socceroo’s coach Graham Arnold stopped by the studio this morning as the team prepares to take on Kuwait next month. Nat sliced her thumb last night and ended up in the emergency department. The guys heard from Chris who wore the wrong shoes to basketball training and Julie had issues cutting the Christmas ham. And a couple of baboon’s escaped the zoo in Sydney so the guys heard from people who did a runner!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NNS took calls from people who had heard some really terrible excuses like Kylie who rents out mobility scooters and the amount of people who use them to get closer to the front at festivals is crazy! Mat Rogers got the boot from Survivor last night and is still so disappointed with his efforts. And Steve Butler from The West called in, he wasn’t free yesterday as he had other commitments to attend. He did wrap up the weekends sport and apologised to the guys!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you complained what did you get? Johnny from Meat and Bun got upgraded to the presidential suite! We hear from Jess who complained about the colour of her mustard and got an array of sauces. Adrian complained about his car and got a free one. Aleks and Ivan from MAFS joined us in the studio and talked about going onto the show for the right reasons, Dinner parties taking ages to film and Luke vs Poppy! Shaun had to drop his son off at the pub last night but refused to put clothes on and saw someone he knew in his undies.  And comedian Ben Elton on starting and finishing the tour in Perth.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.