Table Read: The Podcast

Love. Spelling. A Robotic Police Officer. Half Bird, Half Men Soldiers Who Fly Around and CRAP?! YES! This story has all that and MORE! Tune in to hear the legend of the greatest spelling bee champion ever, Dennis Templeton and his journey into the innermost circles of spelling wonderdom... then hold on as the story goes completely bonkers. Starring Luke Dees & Tiffany Lynn!

It's Christmas time! Snuggle up with our first ever ROM-COM about an elf and a lady reindeer who fall in love... AT THE NORTH POLE! Then, listen to a super-short script for a show we made that's about teens on an island! WOOT! Get all buttery and warm with ADAM RIBOTA & KATIE P!

Carl Winslow and associates trade their ho-hum lives in the windy apple for the cool breezes and hot, Latin rhythms of lady Miami. When Carl's partner is killed on his first day on the beat, he goes to a deep, dark place and slaps everything that moves (including his wife!) until justice is served. Urkel. Laura. Eddie. The Grandma. Others. The whole gang is there with one AMAZING new edition: VATO JEFF GOLDBLUM! You loved him in Jurassic Park and The Fly so why not LOVE him on Table Read?! Jeff Fisher's original creation, Vato Jeff Goldblum will have you not just pissing your pants from laughter but pissing your friend's pants because he's really that funny. Featuring the vocal talents of Kylee Fernandez, Jordan Olds, Will Kindrick & Danny Lacy!

In the Jamaican badlands, there's a building... throw in multi-dimensional travel, robot children and sexy John Tesh music and you get THE OUTPOST! As if the story weren't intriguing enough, there's also a pterodactyl that may or may not play the bass. Featuring one half of the OC Improv group, Cherry Spitz; Blaire Wayland, James Stebick, Graham Beightol & Kat Shea!

Technically our 20th Episode, so it's technically a celebration! We have a panel of moderators from the Associated Press, the Huffington Post and La Opinion weigh in on some of their favorite moments from the show so far. This show is perfect for those of you who've been nervous to give us a listen and even MORE perfect for those of you who listen all the time!   Featuring over 20 different performers!

Remember when teen dramas lived on the WB network? The stars weren't attractive but the stories were compelling. Safe Harbor was commissioned by Miss Alicia Silverstone in 2003 as what would have been the last, real teen drama. Joshie Harbor and his pals deal with true-to-life issues like teen pregnancy, heartbreak and roller rink parties in this exciting pilot. Starring Tiffany Lynn, Adam Ribota of Drown The Witness and exercise guru Charles Brookes.

Travel back to the old west then get in a hot air balloon and travel somewhere else with JOHNNY TORNADO; 9 year old samurai and man on a mission. What kind of mission? One where a trusty talking rabbit named Pachakoo and early American master of the macabre, Edgar Allen Poe can sit right next to him and solve mysteries... I suppose.  Featuring the vocal talents of Craig Windes, Adam Ribota, Loraine Singleton & Charmis Blurnstrum (the inventor of SCUBA for dogs).

The erotic conclusion? No, just the regular conclusion. Unless you find hard-hitting topics such as racial tension, vampire worship and the hatred of George Lucas to be erotic. The Indians made it to Canada but is it all they thought it would be? Young Cliff Huxtable journeys into the great, white north to find and claim his love. Also? Dracula shows up at least once. Featuring the hilarious Jordan Olds, Kc Wayland and Katie P.

Before there were Indian Reservations, before the Trail of Tears, Before Jack Daniels there was... BEFORE THANKSGIVING: Indians in Canada and Love on the Plains. A historical account of the first Native American migration into Canada that can be summed up like this: Forbidden Love (check). Talking Animal Spirit Guides (check). Crystal Meth (check mate). Featuring the amazing talents of Jordan Olds and Kc Wayland... and also fan of the show, Katie P!

Originally written for the UK's Channel 4, Spider Gents is a spooky show about 4 socialites who get into mischief in an abandoned farm house only to find themselves eventually murdered by two HUGE spiders. Spoiler Alert? Everyone dies. Featuring the vocal talents of Tiffany Lynn and Josh Ault.

Join the heroes Jumbbar and Small Fat as they solve the mystery of all the beautiful women who have been fired into brick walls by cannon. Holland's most beloved television show invades America's podcast. The season 16 opener airs on Table Read almost 3 months before it will in Denmark! Featuring the Danish voice actors, Kylee Fernandez, Luke Deese and Josh Ault. Holland, Denmark, Dutch, Danish, Halloween, Costumes, Monsters, Forest, Magic, Whimsy, Europe, Montreal, Brown Gravy, French, Trolls, Woods, Creatures, Spooky, Blondes, Cannon, Mets, Baseball, Trumpets, Make A Wish, Fantasy, Epic, Journey, Dio, Luke Deese, Kylee Fernandez, Josh Ault, Joshaultvo, Koyotefernandez, wild dogs, Hollywood, writing, script, screen writing, entertainment.  

The town of Willowknob is under attack! A fog that makes people hump! Five-Star Generals and military folks around every corner! Ghost children and one mean swamp witch! How will boyish teens Wink and Jimmy save the day? You'll just have to listen to this MEGA EPISODE and discover the end for yourself. Featuring the AMAZING Katie P, Malachi Kies & Adam Ribota.

What if zombies wanted to have sex with you? The town of Willowknob is in trouble and it's up to the most wonderful assortment of characters to save it. Taking place where Episode 11 left off and prepping you for the POWERFUL conclusion / Episode 12, this bonus teaser CAN'T BE MISSED!

Set in the peaceful Connecticut township of Willowknob, on the very day of prom night, a mysterious fog blankets the town, causing all who come in contact with her to frantically intercourse their neighbor… unto death! It's sexy teens, 5-Star Generals and WASPs as far as the eye can hear.   Featuring Adam Ribota, Malachi Kies and lucky listener Katie P. Spooky, Halloween, Chilling, Terror, Teens, Fog, Mist, Stephen King, Del Toro, Actors, Writing, Writer, Entertainment, Script, Screenplay, Screen Writing, TV, Film, Hollywood, WASP, Prom, How-to, Break-up, Goose Box. 

A blizzard rages throughout a remote stretch of American countryside, trapping nine strangers in a cafe. In a Twilight Zone-esq twist, the final guest to arrive holds a terrible secret that begs to be revealed before dawn. Featuring an amazing trio of fine artists; Abi Bowden, Colt Bowden & Tiffany Lynn. Twilight Zone, Cafe, Spooky, The Moon, Space, Rod Serling, Cheese, Skiing, Table Read, ColtBowden, AbiBowden, TiffanyLynn, Writing, Writer, Screenplay, Screenwriting, Entertainment, TV, Film, Movies, Halloween, Voice Actors, Suspense, Balki, Aliens, Rad.

Based on an original story by Braun Feldman, Karl Weinjob and Gabe Martinez, this episode is actually called Hand Job Time Machine. Actress Amy Adams travels back in time, giving hand jobs to key players in American history in order to change the future for her benefit. Her nemesis, the swarthy Mila Kunis greets her at every turn until they ultimately collide for one final showdown. Featuring Tiffany Lynn and Chris Young. Amy Adams, Mila Kunis, Back to the Future, McFly, The Fighter, Black Swan, Family Guy, MLK, Lincoln, History, America, Rad.

Seth is a young man about to start his freshman year at a new school, in a new town. It's a big city and some things are pretty different from life in Alaska; namely? Monsters. That's right! Monsters have started to become members of civilized society and a simple backwoods kid like Seth is loosing his cookies at the very sight of them. Thankfully, he meets Jill, an adorable little tomboy who takes a shine to him and shows him the ropes. Featuring the vocal talents of YO GABBA GABBA's finest: Ben Schultz, Adam Deibert, Mossi Watene and fan favorite, Kylee Fernandez. First Day of School, Monster, Alaska, GABBA, Germans, Jack Nicholson, Joker, Table Read, Tableread, Gabe Martinez, Snake Man, Snakemen, Japanese Interment Camps, MGMT, USC, UCLA, Writing, Writer, Hollywood, Entertainment, Screenwriting, Screenplay.

A couple fights and loves and fights again. Join two beautiful, exuberant American lovers on their 12-hour romp through relationship hell and back again. There are more unique one-liners crammed into this 30-minute play than all of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's pieces, combined. Originally performed at the famed Harold Fern Theatre in New York, this bold piece is adapted from the works of T.S. Elliot and the kid who was in Never Ending Story. Featuring the vocal talents of Tiffany Lynn and Andrew Long.   Table Read, Relationship, Relationship Advice, Counseling, 1950, Jackie Gleeson, Fighting, Love, Lovers, Entertainment, Drama, Comedy, Tiffany Lynn, Andrew Long, Gabe Martinez, Writer, Script, Screenwriting, One-act Play, Worms.

In this week's thrilling conclusion, every question will be answered and every answer will be questioned. Still on the Con Boat, Cameron Poe (undercover as Loco Cabron) finds himself fighting against time to stop a nuclear missile from connecting with the White House, save the Crown Jewels for the Queen Mum and somehow make it home in time for his son's burfday. Cameron loses an arm, kills 30-45 prisoners, kills 100-200 civilians and rides a motorcycle up the side of a building while shooting not one but two machine guns. If you think you can handle the greatest thing you've ever heard and also the best thing ever recorded, this episode is for you. Featuring Jill Jordan, Mossi Watene, Craig Windes and Gabe Casdorph. Con Air 2, CONAIR, Con Boat, Netflix, YO GABBA GABBA, SHINE America, Minute to Win It, BYUTV, Nicolas Cage, NicCage, Boobs, The Queen, Queen Mum, History, Mississippi, Shot Guns, Glowing Triangle, Falcon Hair, My hair is a bird.

Cameron Poe is at it again! After accidentally killing 3 men (for the second time), Cameron finds himself taking another trip to the big house. When his stretch ends, he takes a ride down the Mississippi on the meanest slow-moving prison transport riverboat in all the world: The CON BOAT. Just one hour in and Poe finds himself in the middle of not only a prisoner uprising but an international jewel heist, under cover makeover transforming him into a Mexican and potential nuclear holocaust! How will "Loco Cabron" save the day? Nicolas Cage can do anything. Listen to part one this week and the conclusion next week. It's the greatest thing you'll ever hear. Featuring the vocal talents of Jill Jordan, Craig Windes, Mossi Watene and Gabe Casdorph. Con Air 2, Con Boat, Netflix, YO GABBA GABBA, SHINE America, BYU TV, Nicolas Cage, Crown Jewels.