Double Deuce Podcast

Will and Nelson in the morning! The Notes: Early morning weirdness! Nelson’s impeccable hair! Fascist oligarchy! Our British friends are nervous! Twitter’s lingering uses! Nelson on Mars! The void! Jumping and going wheeeee! Old man reminiscing about Radio Shack! It’s all computers these days! Mario and Luigi! Enough of the Luigi slander! Mario and Luigi vs Laurel and Hardy! Hardy in spirit, not in girth! The Victorian rotund! Rotund vs rotunda, another chicken or the egg scenario! Aristotle warming up the philosophy machine! Will’s sordid mid-80’s quest for VHS boobies! Kids these days don’t understand scarcity or pausing! You can pause on a dime these days! Fuzzy bars and waterbeds! The uncuttable gordian knot! That’s not how VCRs work, Alexander the Great! Our regular January patreon posts are set to public for a “free trial,” so go check ‘em out and maybe become a patron! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.

Hoo boy, Will and Nelson are recording in the same room, and even get some drop in guests: Ollie and Spicy Beef Gaus!  This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: Will is in the flash! Law Dogs! Man’s best lawyer! Magic Mind time! Spring jet tiger! The Borrowers podcast! Laura Lorson can’t get enough credit! Will’s song promises! Will and Ollie preview a song for Laura Lorson! Will and Bob Dylan have a lot in common! Will has a classic beauty! Will vs Timothee Chalamet! Our lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus drops in right when the law comes up! Olde English rhyme schemes are hot right now! You don’t get pants in Hell! Ren Fest vs Hell! Top 5 Bibles! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please sub

Special Wednesday bonus episode of the Deuce! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes (which aren’t great, sorry, Nelson was sleepy): Will wants to make the people feel good! Top 5 Ways Will Makes the People Feel Good! It’s all in the eyes! A minefield of cancer and drunk nuns! Negative rules is for negative fools! Laser focus! No wombling! Magic Mind time! Rubber suit vs trash bag! Nelson’s got a good rubber suit guy! 3-piece rubber suit! Is Nelson Will’s dad!? Will’s Terminator fantasy! Is Will getting too old to lead an armed resistance against the robots!? Despite our best efforts, Will gets all 5 things in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share

Zooming in the early morning, feeling a little silly! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: The 4 cardinal directions of escaping from a heist! Nelson has a passion for heistery! Bon mots vs raisons d'être! Finger and a friend! The English love a plus one! Get you some Magic Mind! Perfect temperature mind porridge! Will tells the story of the Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919! That’s a girthy vat of molasses! Will debuts his impeccable Boston accent! 35 mph of molasses! Equal parts terror and confusion! Getting to heaven with a story! If the Great War didn’t get you, the molasses will! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, A

Afternoon delight! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: The Deuce forward! Matthew Perry update! Will freezes the internet with his brain but Nelson vamps so hard! Get yourselves some Magic Mind! The Midwest freezes while the west burns! British fires are very polite! Working the pole and fighting the fires! In control of that pole! A pole poll! We need to believe in Stefan’s ability to handle a pole! Putting those stolen “u”s to good overuse! Whimsical colonialism! Santa Claus is coming to take your land! Instead of reindeer they had heavy artillery! Will thinks he missed his window to overtake an armory! We could take an armory! Two heist birds with one heist stone! Yoda is clearly the face man! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/D

Doing this a day early to get ahead of the impending ice storm and snowpocalypse! The Notes: Ice and snow are on the way! England likes it shallow and wet! We are the Riders on the Storm! Will makes it weird! Nelson’s dental new year! One-man penicillin party! Matthew Perry! 55 vicodin a day! Flintstones chewable Vicodin! Christmas coma! Ollie drops in after licking smurfs! The sweat of a smurf is a powerful hallucinogen! Nelson’s Rules for Licking Smurfs! A thimble-full of stew! Ukelele training: is it real!? The chords of a madman! Imagine it without the hauntingly beautiful part! The future aliens are going to love us! Podcasting for eternity among the stars! Space Vicodin! The Puppet Man! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, p

Zoomed this one at 6:30am this morning, finishing less than an hour ago, so you got that fresh, hot Deuce. Nelson was stoned, Will was caffeinating, we were both sleepy, it was a wild ride. Enjoy! The Notes: It’s the Love Deuce! The Holiday Taint! Everything inside you belongs to Rome! Oligarchy, I hardly know-la-gark he! The coming class war! A good way to make money without class war profiteering! ADHD, the silent killer! We will save you from making a text mountain out of a text molehill! Our friend that’s good at computer! The Depeche Mode and Radiohead highway! Will’s morning hair is bordering on pompadour! Mayor of Pompadourtown! MessyBunton is Pompadourtown’s Shelbyville! The civics of Pompadourtown! Nelson is flanked by cats! No enemy dare approach! The streets of Messybunton will bugaboo your noggin! The croissan’wich, crown jewel of French cuisine! Burger King undercover at the French Laundry! The King of spycraft! Weaponizing the language of the youth! Burger King me, Will, make me twice as tall! C

We got together this weekend upstairs at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence with some of our most dedicated friends: Amber Fraley, Courtney Shipley, and Allison Puderbaugh! Sorry if the sound quality dips at all during this recording, that’s just the price one pays for not being at the live show in person! The Notes: Will was a freelance Grinch for the Tree People! Magic Mind! Hallmark style! Will’s weed farm and children’s play area! Witches love avocados! Amber’s problems with intimacy! Buy Amber’s book, Kansas GenExistential! Essay writing ain’t easy, but it’s necessary! Getting’ sweaty! Hot menopause! Will confuses Italians and the French! Men with Hats vs Men Without Hats, who would win!? Courtney reveals the existence of a secret mayor’s closet! High School drawing of Will! Will’s history of allyship (lesbian recruitment)! Whatchu talkin’ about Will-is!? Hot & spicy! A nice piece of octopus! Happy Chrimbo! Hot oblivion! Where do I whack it, dear Amber!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: do

Don’t worry! You didn’t miss episode 475! Scheduling has us dropping this a week early with our live episode 475 this Friday at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence (the recording of which will drop next Sunday)! As for this episode, the Notes: Podcast business! Elf murder! Cat profiling! There are no heroes in Frankenstein! The Jurassic Park / Real Genius Venn diagram! Will faces hard facebook truths! Social media is a sham! The rising cost of us getting drunk! Public drinking troubles! Are you the Flash? ##DDImTheFlash! Will’s new book, Things That Dicks Have Taught Me! Metaphorical dicks vs actual dicks and the effect on book sales! Keebler elves and the environmental impact of forest industrialization! Fudge lung! The Keebler Forest to North Pole pipeline! Auman was an elf! If the populace ignores the shared humanity of people, how can we expect them to recognize the shared humanity between people and worker elves!? Happy Holidays! Hope to see y’all on Friday! Once again, see us live! Live holiday show

The Notes: Sunday Night Party vs Monday Morning Party! Will’s Mutual of Omaha therapy story! EAP! Why does Will hate whimsy!? I’m here to work, not to whimsy! Nelson’s bad back is a Get Out of Move Free card. Will’s HR rep at work is getting tired of his alcoholism! Will puts the fun in functional alcoholism! Ollie stops by to introduce us to Poopoo McGuffin! Poopoo McGuffin at Ellis Island! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! When all is lost, that’s when the Keeze was carrying you! The EAPs don’t want you to know this, but the Keeze is here to help! Therapy talk! New to the EAPs vs old-time EAPs! Nelson needs a backiotomy! Historical books! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeuce

DecaDeuce 14!? Where have you been? We started this episode back in 2023, which is also when the last DecaDeuce dropped! What we’re saying is, we know you’ve been hungry for it and here it is, ready to feed you at the most gluttonous time of year! Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s intro it and get on with this damn thing! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 14! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes (they run long, some as long as 10 minutes, don’t ask why, we don’t know) recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (more Deuce for the money = big value!): 76 artery clogging minutes! Over an hour of Deuce! Sometimes there’re variable levels of sound quality, too, because people record and microphones laugh. Still, you’re gonna love the w

Here we are to guide you into the holiday week! The Notes: Will should have rapped! The kids love rap, and if the 80’s and 90’s taught us nothing else, they really love middle-aged white guys doing an educational rap! We got our Magic Mind re-upped! Will plays sleepy time chicken with a sleep elixir! Punched in the face with lemon, but in a good way! Rest assured, we have some red lines! Will loves a long calendar! Will likes his calendars like he likes his women! Sports Corner: go KU! Man vs Helicopter is an unrepresented story structure these days! We remember the 80’s classic Commando! The Michaelangelo’s David of 80’s action movies! The Commando/Batman connection! The state of social media! Sleep aid wine pairings! Big wine: for when small wine just won’t do! Sponsor us boxed wine, you cowards! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.

Doing this one in the early morning! Will’s waking up, Nelson’s getting ready for bed, but we’re still bringing the heat! The Notes: Morning Deuce! Special guest Ollie! We hear from the youth! Fudgy Bottom! Ice cream cone for breakfast! The ol’ double fudgy bottom! Confectionary crime! 911 is a joke in Fudgy Bottom! Toolbox chat! This one’s for the dads! Toolbox of Love! Pocket nails and screws! One board away from a weapon! Preparing for the various potential collapses of society! Busting jokes is a good job and exciting to boot! We keep talking about busting! Top 5 places to find boards! Society may have collapsed, but that’s no excuse for a lack of civility! Don’t assume cannibalism, start a dialogue! Karate schools: the thinking man’s board repository! Dog domesticity is reaching the level of “I” statements! Dogs vs cats as apocalypse companions! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact

Getting’ our Sunday night zoom on! The Notes: Make sure not to miss our live show on 12/20! Just like our pubes! Drive the same kind of car a witch drives! Can’t fly a broom in the rain! Sports Corner! The ultimate NWSL championship match is so close to happening we can taste it! Po-ta-toes! Don’t put all your eggs in one potato basket! Diversify your food portfolio, Seamus! We need an Ireland expert! Stop lying to Will about being Irish and kissing! Sunderland is flirting with a return to the Premier League! Will’s Thirst Traps 101! Will’s medieval dick calendar! Dick dragons! Lawrence’s Festival of Dicks! Replacing the gods with science ain’t helping these dicks! We’re the Reese’s brothers of eating at Whataburger! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeuce

Post-Halloween zoom! The Notes: Episode 469 (nice)! The sexiest episode! Come get your holiday live show on, 12/20 at Blade & Timber! Applebee’s continues to pay the price for crossing us! Happy 9 years of Deucing (11/1/2015 to 11/3/2024)! Stop putting your fingers on your mother’s balls! We are pro-big hat and anti-choker, we don’t try to hide from the issues here! A little quick election talk! Quick sports corner! The Mahomes that keeps on giving! The Ballad of George Brett Shitting His Pants! Be the Gordon Lightfoot you want to see in the world! It started out Roman but ended up Ottoman! Cinnamon roll dreams! Jaq would drive to Albuquerque to get Will to stop talking about cinnamon rolls! Does Will have a cinnamon roll alibi!? Robert Stack ending! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod

Lazy afternoon zooming. The Notes: Ollie is here! Will is Waldo, but he’s too old to hide! Your boobs, two awesome watermelons! Live Holiday Show, Friday 12/20, 7pm, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Are we bad at business!? So salty! Whip creaming your goats! Remember kids, always ask the petting zoo for permission first! Serial killers, they’re just like us! Haley Joel Osment Corner! We help with Will’s anxiety about meeting famous people! Juggling always helps! Let the brainstorm end and the brain sun come out! French goodbyes vs Irish goodbyes! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty mu

Late, post-WNBA championship zoom! The Notes: We are dream stars! Fight or flight, or fawn, or fetal!? Vulnerable steel! Nelson’s sexy new pan! Is a cast iron skillet sexy, yea or nay!? The pan that built America! Will’s Dustbowl spank bank! Will vs Tom Joad! Will’s slow motion Dustbowl death! Drunk director vs tree! John Steinbeck would have been sad! Talkin’ about that spaghetti! Pasta porn! Dustbowl party! Quick Dave Dastmalchian appreciation corner! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

2 zooms in one night bad notes time! The Notes: Will is a box wino! Will is the famed snake hunter of Terre Haute! Nelson’s dad was a snake-wranglin man! Does your zombie apocalypse squad need a playwright!? Independence Day 2 is not great, man! How do you let President Lone Star go out like a bitch!? Will’s attempts at nerd fellowship are thwarted! The dangers of short term memory issues in a fantasy setting! The ol’ vaudeville less dead Germans bit! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from C

Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will’s yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur enthusiast zookeepers! One thing about Nelson is he doesn’t miss an opportunity to make a Romancing the Stone reference! Hard bulwarking! Wrestling talk! Jim McMahon vs nature vs nurture! Never trust Hulk Hogan! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro &a

Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren’t great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That’s a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We’re writing He-man erotica! Don’t roll full stank out in the world! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fral