Double Deuce Podcast

It’s a supersized anniversary episode recorded live at Conroy’s Pub in LFK on 9/13/19 with the vital assistance of Lauren the Bartender! Featuring back-up bandleader Jay Maus, and special guests: Ed Parker, Jason Springer of Chops Comics, Jason Keezer, Rob Schulte, Courtney Shipley, Amber Brejcha Fraley, Jeanne Averill, Felix Rodriguez, Jacqueline Grunau, Andy Morton, and Ric Averill! The notes: My Heart is Warm, but is it Too Warm!? Pleasure Hatchet! Mice that Sing! Controversial Salad! Sexy Superman! Keezer Does Bears! Schulte’s Conspiracy Corner! Bob Saget, Buy My Jeans! Vote for Courtney! Stuart Boley is a David Lynch Villain! Pants-Based Civil Engagement! Swear-y Poems! We’re Real Newsmen Now! Will’s One Man Statler and Waldorf! Jay is Paul Shaffer-ing! Will’s More Successful Cousin! Happy Birthday, Will’s Aunt! They’re Binary Pants! #LeotardStrong! Rock vs Rocks II: Love on the Rocks Ain’t No Surprise: Barenaked Ladies vs Limestone! Fossiliferous! Axe Throwing! Uncensored Duck Talk! WARM HEARTS, DOUBLE

Hey! I know this is coming out a week ahead, Dr Who time travel nonsense-style, but we don’t record the supersize live 200th episode until this Friday night, at 8pm, at Conroy’s Pub, drinks at 7, a thing you should go see for sure cause it’ll be dope as hell or listen to when it drops next week. But yeah, that’s next week. This week, it was the first football Sunday of the year and Nelson was drinking literally all day before we did this. So, the sound is bad. Also these notes? Bad. But, we still had fun. I think you will too. Bad Notes, go! Congratulations again to Chad and Jana getting married last week, and to our intern, TV’s Allan Murin, who also got married since we last recorded! #WillsAuntGoodTimes! Nelson’s Childhood Neighbor! Old Man Phone Corner! We Need More Bears! Why Nelson Hasn’t Watched the New Dark Crystal Yet! This Aunt Won’t Glide! SEE US LIVE ON FRIDAY YOU COWARDS! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeuc

So, we didn’t record this week because we were busy with a wedding. Congratulations Chad and Jana! Still, rest assured we have your backs with the content because we are two ride or die podcasters who never leave the audience wanting and you can take that shit to the bank and have them tell you that they aren’t sure what to do with it because they aren’t sure how to measure its monetary value. Anywho, this used to would have been a collection of mic checks, but we got out of that business before the crash and we’re on to something new. DecaDeuces. It’s ten mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes we collected over several recording sessions and plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a little bit longer (30 whole minutes!) cause we’re bad at math! But still, we fight on. Sorry if the sound is bad in any of these. Sometimes we get confused and shoot ourselves in the sound feet. Maybe we didn’t with any of these, though. I’d like to think we didn’t. I’d like to believe in that world.

Auman’s back, it’s a second episode, here come the bad notes! Corners! Meat Loaf Corner! Nelson is a Chief Meatloaf Justice Corner! #DoubleDeuceLoafIdeas! Will Brings the Train to a Halt Corner! Will Apologizes to Nelson Corner! Preacher vs Preacher Corner! Netflix, Man Corner! Will’s Old Screenplay Corner! 4th Generation Star Wars Fans Corner! Zero to Deep Nerd in Real Fast Corner! Down the Nerd Road Corner! and Star Wars Predictions Corner! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? We’re recording the 200th episode in front of a live audience on

Jeremy Auman is back on the pod and we’re talking about things that you may only care about if you live in Lawrence or get hard for road talk. The corners: NPR Corner, AUman’s Conspiracy Theory Corner! Auman Tells Us About Pyramid Science Corner! #DoubleDeucePyramidTheories! Yelling About Streets Corner! I Bust Will’s Myths Corner! Dunkin’ on Myths Corner! 21st Street: the Swiss Bank of Streets Corner! Will Likes a Quick Drive and Not a Lot of People Corner! Will Embraces Western Sprawl Corner! Goat Store Corner! 3 Old Men Talking at the Doughnut Shop Corner! and GIVE US A WOLF THING YOU COWARDS Corner! We get a 3! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte!

Things start out all wibblety wibblety in the funny legata and Will tells a whole lot of truths, some of which involve Norway and/or Iceland. Second episode, bad notes, you know the drill: Online Olympics! Will is Kind of the Singing Guy! We both like The Boys and Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency! We also like D&D! #DDDnD! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? We’re recording the 200th episode in front of a live audience on Friday, September 13th (spooky!) at Conroy’s Pub in Lawrence, Kansas! Drinks at 7, show at 8, more drinks at 9

This is a weird one that starts with long, awkward pauses so awkward Nelson can feel it in his hungover bones after a long night of bachelor partying last night. Notes! Laser Room or Rumpus Room or Den! Bump Your Elbows Together on a Tiger Skin Rug! #IWantToKnowDeuce! People Who Go to Live Sex Shows and Ed Parker are the Kinds of People Who Carry Machetes! #ShowWillieMyLove! Will Feels Dark But Then He Gets Excited! Will Talks About a Guilty Pleasure Netflix Show About Space That Might Be Called Another Life! Nelson is a Sounding Board with a Moral Compass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley

Our sobriety continues to fuck up our ability to run our equipment, so shitty sound again this week. Sorry again. The notes, though: Will Puts in His Closer in the First Inning! Be Careful When You’re This Excited and There’s Tables! DRAGONS! Stephen Fry’s Got Hungry Eyes! Dirty, Experienced Cop Dragon! Is Rob Schulte a Dragon, a Half-Dragon, the Bottom Half? #IsRobSchulteADragon? Jowly Waits! The Princess Bride Grandpa is Retired Columbo, This is My Headcanon! Go see Massholes & Shitty Deal Puppet Theatre at Goodnight Lawrence at Maceli’s Friday August 9th at 8pm! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Cour

We were too sober when we recorded this and it fucked us up, so the sound is shitty this week. Sorry about that. Here’s what the notes say: Boz Scaggs in the Silence! Top 5 Best Reasons to Pass Out! Top 5 Reasons Not to Pass Out When There’s Gremlins About! Elevator Action: So Many Ways to Get Squished Starring Colin Firth and Colin Farrell and They Switch Parts True West Style The Movie! English People Putting Their Stuff All Over You Can’t Not See It! Laser Swords! Go see Massholes & Shitty Deal Puppet Theatre at Goodnight Lawrence at Maceli’s Friday August 9th at 8pm! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship fro

2nd recording bad notes, here we go! Conversations x3! (I mean, come on, what even is that? Get it together, Nelson!) You’re a Good Person! #ElizabethMoth! Celebrity Look-a-likes can make things complicated! We liked Spider-man: Far From Home a lot! We also like Stranger Things 3! We talk about them! We spoil them a little I think! So, maybe don’t listen to this episode until you see them if you care! Also, go see the Odyssey show at Lawrence Arts Center’s Summer Youth Theatre, Will wrote it. And that’s all the notes I have! I know, I’m embarrassed too! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and

Its Sunday evening mere hours ago and we’re in the backyard doing the greatest Boston accents you’ve ever heard! Go see Goodnight Lawrence featuring a new Massholes and Shitty Deal Puppets, Friday, August 9th, at Maceli’s in Lawrence! #DoubleDeuceFreakOn! Will has steakhouse wine opinions and giggles about fingerling potatoes! Hobo Bindle Cheesecloth! Weed Purchasing Misadventures! We get educational and tell the kids about buying weed from strangers! Kids, give it a look and give it a sniff! There’s weird local city commission budget stuff and social service cuts, so go to the meeting this Tuesday at 5:45 maybe and help figure out what’s going on! You Need to Bite with Teeth! Will’s Tooth problems are coming out of his ass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they g

These notes. Here’s what I’ve got: He’s a Past Man! Your Childhood Defines Your Pop Culture Reality! Streamin’ the Fleabs (Fleabag is great)! Angry Car Acting! Online Article Clickbait Writing Format is Getting More Homogenous and Not in a Good Way! Will Gets Dark About Facebook! Checkin’ the Gutters! Another Million Dollar Idea but This One has a Clown! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? We’re recording the 200th episode in front of a live audience on Friday, September 13th (spooky!) at Conroy’s Pub in Lawrence, Kansas! Drinks at 7, show a

Nelson’s got pep that not even Will’s dark realizations about his phone can dampen! But even good old fashioned pep can’t help these notes! You should consider going to Porchlandia in LFK, cause it’s today! Also, poolside naval history! Sweatin’ from gettin’ up! Mr. Sweaty Britches! Jowly and complainy! Go to Will’s birthday next week on the 28th where things are angling to get spicy! Predator vamping! Bert Michaels will pretty much do anything! Top 5 nicest guys! And find out what happens when nice guys get spicy! PEP! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see t

So, it was a really busy weekend (happy Father’s Day!), but we refuse to make you go a week without the Deuce and we had a couple back up spare episodes, so, it’s another Mic Test episode! Like the first one, it’s extra-sized, about 32 minutes long. Unlike the first one, Nelson spent some time editing to pull out the superfluous testing and technical blather. Honestly, it’s the most editing done on an episode that wasn’t edited by Rob Schulte. So, you should probably check it out. Behold! The contents: Dragnet Laundry Ghost (12/23/17) Worse Things Have Happened at Sea (1/20/18) Ass Doctor (w/ Jason Keezer) (2/3/18) Mic Test Intervention (5/20/18) Will’s Got Pineapple in His Pocket (w/ Ric Averill, Amber Fraley, & Jacqueline Grunau) (6/17/18) Burger King River Ghost (7/27/18) Interview with Oliver! (12/1/18) Time-Freezing Ghosts (12/8/18) Lucky Number 3 (12/1/18) SNACKS! (w/ Jacqueline Grunau) (12/21/18) Butt Microphone (w/ Matt Gaus & Jacqueline Grunau) (2/22/19) Mike Check, Microphone Detective (w/

It was late on a Friday evening and quickly turning into Nelson’s birthday, so these notes? Not so great. Here’s what I got corner-wise: Goodnight Moon Heralds the Endless Void Corner, Night of the Hunter Corner, Is a Spider a Farmer? Corner, My Good Ideas Always Destroy the World Corner, Don’t Hassle the Huff! Corner, Jar of Jam and Hurt Corner, Tom Waits Sings a Song About Jam Corner, and we finish it off concocting an EGOT-bait one-man show for Tom Waits: Nixon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Want to see the Deuce live? We’re recording the 200th episode in front of a live

No guests this week so we celebrate with a prolonged Mamet-style Crosstalk Opening. Corners: Google Terminators Aren’t Scary Terminators Corner, Post-Apocalyptic Poop Nightmare Corner, Time Space Lovecraft Corner, Too Many Fucks = CGI Robot Fight Corner, Will’s Cocaine Summer Corner, and Robots with Incontinence Pads Corner. Also, Will sings a song! We also talk about some things we’ve been enjoying lately and recommend for you to enjoy: Chernobyl, What We Do In the Shadows, AP Bio, Tim Clare’s The Honours and The Ice House, Kelly Thompson’s Jessica Jones run, and Keiron Gillen’s Die. Check them out! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by

Special guest Alissa Rowinsky Wright of the Liz and Alissa Make Stuff podcast is back and Will celebrates by scaring Nelson from the get go! More corners! Alissa Super Hates the Future Past Corner! Please Don’t Blow Up the World Corner! Aliens, Trash Can Fires, and Nancy Kassebaum Corner! James Bond Corner! Idris Elba’s Age Corner! Intense Penis Corner! And Don’t Put Cinnamon on Your Face Corner! After that, we solidify some of the details of our making stuff competition with Alissa’s podcast. Each pod will spend $30 at a convenience store to make an entrée and a dessert and the people will decide the victor! Food democracy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! B

We’ve got special guest Alissa Rowinsky Wright of the Liz and Alissa Make Stuff podcast (go check it out where podcasts are) and Will goes off on a long Russian murder metaphor about it! We’ve got corners! Milk Punch Corner! Hancock Corner! It’s a 2 Hand Pillows Movie Corner! Google the Crane Wife Corner! Law by the Plate Corner!, which naturally led into Law Train Corner! And Read the Room, Chad Corner! After that, we give a date (September 7th!) for our next live show, pour some liquor out for our friends and first sponsor Frank’s North Star Tavern who closed up shop last week, and throw down a gauntlet to Alissa’s podcast that you’ll have to wait until next week to get more details about! Big things will be afoot at multiple convenience stores! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much any

Courtney Shipley is back to talk more about her recently announced candidacy for the Lawrence City Commission and we’ve got corners! Confusing Guest Booking Triangle of Confusion Corner! The Other Chris Nelson Corner! Pizza Shuttle Blacklist Corner! Affordable Housing Corner! Bedroom Communities: Are They Sexy Corner! More Educational Content Corner! Lab Coats and Sticks Night Corner! Sim City Acts of God Corner! Will Holds a Mirror Up to Society Corner! Nelson Takes Us on a Long Tangent Corner! Fuddruckers Spring Formal Corner! Awkward Eudora Prom Corner! Boat Prom vs Kurt Russell Prom Corner! And Miami Vice on the Lake Corner! It’s romantic, it’s informative, listen to it while you slow dance with that special someone! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google Play, I think we’re on Spotify, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, yo

SPOILERS! This episode we do a short, frantic, deep dive into the Battle of Winterfell episode of Game of Thrones and Avengers: Endgame. If you haven’t seen one or both of them and you don’t want things spoiled, please don’t listen to this until you catch up. Also, because we were going hard talking about things, I didn’t take a lot of notes. And we could have talked for hours about these things. I threw out a couple fun moments I loved from Endgame, I could have listed 30, easy. We do take a quick breather midway through to talk with Courtney Shipley about her recently announced candidacy for Lawrence City Commission, so we got a little local government and civic engagement for you cool kids who aren’t here for our intense nerdery. Our ratings: Endgame: A+, Battle of Winterfell: A-. Enjoy it. Speaking of enjoying things, do you also enjoy comics? Are you in the Lawrence area? If so, go get some comics at Chops Comics! They’re great dudes with a great store, and a super convenient website for setting up a pul