Double Deuce Podcast

Will put out an open call for guests and all kinds of people ended up in the basement, so for this show we’ve got special guests Jay Maus, Sheila McGuire, and Ed Parker, as well as special appearances by Jason Keezer and Will’s son Oliver! There was so much going on and so much guesting that I missed the first few minutes of notes except for #GhostWeiner, so, make of that what you will. Then, we’ve got Sheila put on a Fashion Show Corner, Cross Talk Corner, and Impromptu Jay and Ed Couple Therapy Corner. Then we preview some upcoming podcasts: Jay’s ApoloJays, Sheila’s Fuck You Jays, and Ed’s Ed Parker Quietly Cries in a Corner. Finally, we wind it all down with Nelson’s Adult Diaper Full of Meatballs Corner and Will Learns a Lesson Corner. It’s a raucous, reasonably obnoxious episode, just like your grandma loves! It’s another big guest week with special guests Jason Keezer & Rebecca Bost, and featuring special appearances by Jay Maus, Sheila McGuire, and Ed Parker! We start out with Awkward Pleas Corner

We jump right into this guestless episode with “P” Corner where we worship ultimately at the altar of the silent p. Next we’ve got Mildly Disturbing Children’s Programming Corner where we learn that Will and Nelson subscribe to different schools of hip hop and testicle hygiene before getting to the real business of hot dogs and hot dog gun technology. Finally, we wrap things up with some rapid-fire thoughts and recommendations. Want a little more Deuce in your life? Go check out a performance of Eugene Ionesco’s Rhinoceros at KU’s William Inge Memorial Theatre, November 11th-16th, directed by Will’s dad, Ric Averill! If you get there on time, you’ll be treated to a little preshow Double Deuce recording! Visit kutheatre.com/rhinoceros for more details. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are

Andy Morton’s back and Will’s clearly happy about it in Will Does a Better Job with the Opening This Time Corner. After that we’ve got Andy’s Cheap Trick Appreciation Corner and #RustyHashtag Corner. Then we do a deep dive (sad trombone sound) with Prostate Corner and Shifting Uncomfortably in Your Seat Corner before wrapping it all up with Creativity Corner! Are you an Andy Morton fan, or a trivia fan? Go play Andy Morton’s Smackdown Trivia, every Sunday at 7pm at the Bottleneck! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game or a live show? Or are you looking for somewhere to put on a show? Or record a podcast? Or rent a room? Then check out Frank’s North Star Tavern and the Eagles Lodge Aerie 309! Official bars of the Double Deuce

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Oh my damn, we FINALLY have special guest Andy Morton on the damn Deuce and Will celebrates with the most awkward love proclamation opening ever, but we swerve hard away from that and into Andy Morton Corner, so don’t worry about it. Then we hit a run with Will Averill Will Destroy All Other Will Averills Corner, Nobody Lies in an Email in Canada Corner, and Canada Facts Corner. And finally we take a dive into Andy Morton, Lawrence Historian Corner, focusing on Bucky’s, Duds & Suds, and Lucifer’s. This one does not disappoint, Andy Morton fans! And if you’re an Andy Morton fan, or a trivia fan, go play Andy Morton’s Smackdown Trivia, every Sunday at 7pm at the Bottleneck! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game or a live s

Boy howdy, this anniversary episode is a barnburner! 1 hour long! Recorded live a week ago at the Lodge with an audience of a dozen of people! Big beers! Took a bunch of vague, drunken notes, so rather than try to make sense of them I’ll just reproduce them as written: -We’re nervous! -The Ballad of Ed Parker’s Salad Corner -1st guest: a cameo appearance by Danny Narcomey! -Danny moons us, first naked ass of the show, but will it be the last? -2nd guest: British superfan Stefan Rider calling in from England! -Stefan loves Will’s impressions. Will doesn’t remember having done impressions. -America has better dancers. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! -Science Corner! -Allan Murin’s Intern Report, such as it is. -#CatsCantTalk -3rd guest: Rob Schulte, podcast producer to the stars, calling in from NYC! -Rob can see through space and time in his cocaine haze. -Heart-warming moment! Listen to Rob’s podcasts! -Kansas has better dancers. U-S-A! U-S-A! -Salad Update Corner -4th guest: superfan Amber Fraley! -Tough but fair! -Pit

Will’s son has been asleep for over an hour so this episode starts with High Stakes Don’t Wake the Baby! Corner, then goes into Legit T.J. Cinnamon’s Corner (#DoYouRememberTJCinnamons). After Whole Bunch of Hashtags Corner we get into Restaurant Nostalgia Corner, 6 Packs & 6 Bits Corner and we wrap it all up with O.G. Pizza & Video Games Corner. It’s a deep dive into yesteryear and I didn’t take a lot of notes. I blame that we recorded the 100th episode last night (out next week!), even if we actually recorded this episode a week ago. Rassum frassum Dr. Who nonsense . . . Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game or a live show? Or are you looking for somewhere to put on a show? Or record a podcast? Or rent a room? Then

We start this bad boy out with Nelson’s Still Sick Corner (7 months!) before getting into Kids Don’t Know What Stones Are Corner. After that, we talk E.N.T.s, confuse them with E.T.s, then go on a bit of a hashtag tear with #AreReesesPiecesVegan and #AreSteroidsAntibiotics Then, we put on our Norman Lear pants and create the next decade of medical dramas with Kid Doctor and Bear Doctor, making sure to take time to discuss the 7 types of stories in Centaurs Fuckin’ Corner. Finally, #ParisTourism leads naturally into High Society Art Theft Corner (#AndyMortonLawrencesHoneypot) and Will’s Lickin’ the ‘ol Interpol Corner. She’s all over the place, this one. Come to the live recording of our super-sized 100th Episode! It’s here in Lawrence, Kansas at the Eagles Lodge, on Saturday night, September 30th! (That’s next week!) The event starts at 7pm and the recording starts around 7:30! There’ll be guests, a report of Deuces past from our intern: TV’s Allan Murin, big beers, a tour of the old recording studio, and it’

Things start out today with Will’s Creepy Love Corner, Guns Corner, and Will’s Dark Corner! Then we hit a little Local News Corner, this time with less cannibalism! Then there’s Other Podcasts Corner before we start thinking with our stomachs and finish things out on a culinary riff with Driving Snacks Corner, Fish Crimes Corner, and Curry Detour Corner! IT’S SUPER XTREME, BRO! Come to the live recording of our super-sized 100th Episode! It’s here in Lawrence, Kansas at the Eagles Lodge, on Saturday night, September 30th! The event starts at 7pm and the recording starts around 7:30! There’ll be guests, a report of Deuces past from our intern: TV’s Allan Murin, big beers, a tour of the old recording studio, and it’s all free! (You have to pay for the big beers) Hope to see you there! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play!

We’ve got a little sound trouble this episode, fair warning. I blame myself. And I blame God. So, we start out talking about our Live 100th Episode! It’s Saturday, September 30th at the Eagles Lodge here in Lawrence Kansas. The event starts at 7pm, but we probably won’t start the show till closer to 7:30, 8 at the latest. And it’s FREE! Hope to see you there! After that we’ve got The Welsh are Wonderful Drunks Corner, Nerd Corner, and Confidential Shoes Corner. Then we deep dive on some Local News Corner, which focuses mostly on Angry Chicken Corner and leads smoothly to Cannibalism Corner, Chad Lawhorn’s Bone Throne Corner, and Chupacabra Corner! So much science, so much eating people! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game

Jason Keezer is back on the show so for the love of god go see the man do improve! Friday nights! 19th & Haskell! Near the massage parlor! As for the episode, we start out with Time is a Flat Circle of Dr. Who Nonsense Out of Order Corner and talk about the last episode which we hadn’t actually recorded yet at the time. Then we’ve got Dragons & Maps Corner, 19th & Haskell Corner, and Wizard Corner, all of which flow nicely into Ancient England History Corner. After that, there’s How to Make a Country Corner and Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop My Sexual Thoughts Corner, and we bring it on home with Get Ready for Episode 100 Corner, featuring an impromptu trailer for said episode which we will be recording live. Keep an eye on the facebook page for details on that show! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in L

Will and Nelson are deep diving on Game of Thrones right before the season finale. Granted, for the first half of the episode that dive doesn’t get much past the depths of incest, but considering how integral family banging has become to the show we could probably get a pretty sweet payday from Buzzfeed for this examination. Anyway, we talk some predictions for the finale, a little narrative journey, a little state of things post direct adaptation from the novels. There’s probably spoilers, so if you’re behind or whatever, maybe wait to listen to this one. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game or a live show? Or are you looking for somewhere to put on a show? Or record a podcast? Or rent a room? Then check out Frank’s North

Adri’s back, we’re back at Will’s house, and we’ve got Look at It: The Adventure Continues Corner! Everything old is new again! Next we’ve got Will’s Self Love is Complicated Corner and Nelson’s Sully & Hank’s Love Isn’t Complicated, It’s Natural and Beautiful and Eat There Corner. We keep the food theme going after that with Will’s Kebabs vs Curry Corner, The Walk of Shame the Night Before Corner and You Can Tip Them in Tacos Corner. Then in Adri is a Triple Threat Corner we get some advice on how not to piss off your servers before we wrap things up with more Will singing in Will’s Singing Ending Corner. #LookAtIt! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game or a live show? Or are you looking for somewhere to put on a show?

We didn’t fuck up the sound setting this week and we’re recording at Will’s new house! Which lead us to talk about middle school jams and garden gnomes. You know, house stuff. We also have Old Timey Games Corner and Marketing Corner before taking a moment with Nazis are Bad Corner. At this point, we were joined by Adri Pendergrass for What Did Adri Eat Corner and Will’s Lying Corner. Then we’ve got Adri’s Blind Box Corner followed by Will’s Sad Metaphor that Didn’t End Up Actually Being a Metaphor Corner. Finally, we’ve got The Call’s Coming from Inside Your Pants Corner and Sweet Top Gun Ending that Happened 30 Seconds Too Early and Will’s Panicked Attempt to Fill Time Corner. #LookAtIt! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a gam

We had the same settings problems we had last week, so the sound is going to be a little quiet again. Sorry! Will’s dad, Ric Averill, is back again, too, though, and he comes out guns blazing with That Story Took a Turn Corner. Then Topeka takes it on the chin again in They Burn Bright in Topeka Corner, or Topeka: It May Kill You Corner. We also talk a bit of brief Kansas politics as some of our worst are looking to get called up to the big leagues of terrible incompetence and we entertain a brief flash of hope for our state. Then we take a little time to plug the Averill Acting Institute, which Ric and Will’s mom Jeanne are running now with some contributions from the whole family. If you’re looking for acting coaching or help breaking into the KC and larger theatre and commercial acting scene, check out the institute’s page on facebook or email averillacting@gmail.com and prepare to be catapulted on your way to riches and fame! Or just have fun learning the craft from great people who know what’s up, no pre

Will’s dad, Ric Averill, is here! Unfortunately, we also had a little trouble with our settings so the sound is probably going to be a little off, a little quiet. Or it’ll be fine, I don’t know. Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll stop fucking up come episode 100, which’ll be here in October! We’re thinking we might just try to record it live at the Eagles Lodge. Maybe since it’ll be around Halloween you can dress up as your favorite corner! We don’t know what’s going on, but we talked a little bit about it in the beginning of this episode, and we’ll let you know what we know when we know it. As for this episode, we start with some I Was a Little Young to be that Electrocuted Corner before tackling Interplanar Street Deterioration Corner! Doorways are opening to realms of fire in our city streets but the government is ignoring the science! We also get deep into Peeing on Other People’s Cars Corner, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Peeing on Cars! From there we have a special Mountain Marketing Corner which

We recorded this emergency backup episode back on April 22nd with special guest Jay Maus, and between Will moving, Nelson’s illness, Massholes, and the erased episode we’re busting it out now! We start it out with Air Travel Corner which leads into Masculinity Corner which naturally(?) rolls into 9/11 Changed What it Means to Be a Man Corner. Somewhere in there is also Fuck Your Feelings Garden Corner, my notes were kind of a mess. Then we’ve got Baby Nostalgia Corner, Piers Anthony’s Ideas About Gender are Troubling Corner and we wrap it all up with I’m Ready for You, Fuck Demon Corner where Nelson makes the greatest observation about classic Russian literature we’ve seen so far this millennium. This one’s for you, English majors! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Lookin

It’s the third episode we recorded in a day and we are feeling pretty fuzzy and loose, which is why we start out with Loose Corner. Then we take some time to do our part for democracy with LFK City Commission Candidate Information Corner. After that we have Making Fake News Work for You Corner and a special late episode drop in by Jacqueline Grunau! Also, and there’s a disclaimer at the beginning also explaining this, but we accidentally deleted the original episode 88, which is why we refer to this as episode 89 during the episode. As for the lost episode, here’s what you missed: Nelson talked about how a song that you can love both legitimately and ironically is the best kind of song, using Night Ranger’s Sister Christian as his example. We also talked about our distrust of wizards (hence the wizard callbacks in the episode you hear), Nelson recommended seeing Spider-man Homecoming, which is awesome, and Will had Fuck Houses Corner and GMC Hates Jesus Corner. Sorry we lost it! Also, go see Massholes this Sa

We’re back on the porch and starting out with a sound effects science experiment as Will channels his inner Michael Winslow and Nelson opens a beer, which obviously leads into talking about how Police Academy is long overdue for a reboot. We also get a quick pop in from Will’s neighbor Cami before dedicating a lot of the episode to International Correspondence Corner as we read a report from British Super Fan Stefan about his recent trip to America and offer our commentary.  It’s West meets Further West on the Deuce! Want to see Will and Nelson live? Come to Massholes on July 22nd at the Eagles Lodge! It’s a Lawrence-based comedy quiz show hosted by Will and featuring Nelson and past Deuce guests Kitty Steffens, Jay Maus, and Jason Keezer! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty

It’s a Happy 4th of July Episode as we go full-on America all over this episode! This episode’s so packed with America that the only notes I wrote were “America!” “More America” and “So Much America,” so unless I’m terrible at notes this is the episode you America fans have been clamoring for! Also, in non-America business we give a shoutout to our friend Roady who got married yesterday in our future past (Dr. Who Nonsense!), but don’t worry, it doesn’t get in the way of more America than you can shake Teddy Roosevelt’s big stick at! AMERICA! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Libsyn, Stitcher & Google Play! Are you in Lawrence, Kansas? Are you thirsty? Looking for a place to hang out? Maybe catch a game or a live show? Or are you looking for somewhere to put on a show? Or record a podcast? Or rent a room? Then check out Frank’s North Star Tavern an