Double Deuce Podcast

Just like the last two holiday episodes, this one has not the best sound. Sorry again, should be fixed next time (we’re at least doing a new recording session, so…). No holidays to happy this time so right on in. The Notes: We’re proud of each other! Live Show Postponement Housekeeping: Live 375 will be late, but we’ll make it happen (maybe in February)! Our lawyer is a boxcar lawyer! Adding Badassery back to the public-school curriculum! The badass exploits of Mrs. Grandon! Will’s school trips involved being hunted in the woods! Nelson has to explain to Will which Virginia is the “fancy” Virginia! It’s a long bus ride down to Medellin! Treats and bribes per diem! We all had our own Mrs. Grandon! Video Game Talk! Will is disappointed in these new games! Will’s game reviews! Mrs. Grandon approved! We don’t half-ass our badass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Al

Happy New Year! Sorry, we recorded this the same time as last one (and next one), so the sound’s still a little off. Still, we’ve got prognostications! The Notes: We’re traveling through space and time as Will is simultaneously in his basement, on a zoom, and in England; the mind reels! Predictions for 2023: Cloud Shape Corner! Sky Glizzies and mustard rain! Old-timey moustaches, the predictable backlash, and the long mid-October awkwardness! Will has long dreamed of a facial hair rally! Will’s a Son of a Shitter Man! Will’s keeping it high and tight in Colorado! You never see Maine coming! Land of 1,000 Night Tickles! Weird goblin roleplay to save the marriage! It certainly ain’t hurtin’ (nudge nudge, wink wink)! Nelson receives another lesson in the perils of yes-anding! Zoom solstice parties! Kids, always wait for the third time! Lighten them bricks! We’ve been preparing you for the future this entire time (you’re welcome)(sorry about the night tickles)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepo

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happiest of All Possible Holidays, we love you, but this is a weird Christmas episode, not gonna lie! The sound is a little off, too. Sorry! The Notes: Paying back the 2 minutes we owe you: a podcast ! Will’s Movie Reviews for Violent Night and Clerks 3! A lot of pleasant surprises for the old Willster! After the first thaw is prime dune buggy weather! What should Will and his Mom do for their Boxing Day layover in Amsterdam: Anne Frank Museum, get high, or both!? Robot dog demonstration cautionary tale! Goatee Remembrances! Goatees vs the Civil War! Nelson’s Cat attacks! It’s good to explore! The road to museum hell is paved with robot dogs! Let these robot dogs have jobs! Let these robot dogs have appropriate jobs! A confusing, hesitant “yes, and” progression about robot rights that flies too close to the Holocaust during the high holy days! Robot rights vs Will’s fear of AI! There’s been worse Christmases! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod

It’s another dubious notetaking effort, but we are back to our usual 22+ minutes runtime (I know we still owe you like a minute from last time, don’t worry, we’re good for it). The Notes: Will’s thinking about his yesterdays when he should be thinking about his tomorrows! Are the English meant to feel emotion like we do!? Anxiety Corner! The primary weapon of the English! If the situation is a-happenin! Letting your hashtags step outside, stroll down the road, and say hi to the neighbors! Faulknering it! Hemingway on Twitter! Hemingway vs Kanye! The desperation in Will’s eyes! Marketing Corner- this one’s for those of you in the turkey business! Gobbles the Turkey, the adorable turkey mascot! Gobbles the Turkey vs Goebbels the Turkey, let’s sell some turkey and fight the rising tide of fascism! I don’t believe in putting people on lists unless it’s a list of people who root for a nazi turkey! Give me a call, English turkey businesses! Celsius vs Fahrenheit! #CelsiusForScienceFahrenheitForHotDays! This one goe

Hey hey, not a great job taking notes this episode but here are The Notes: Will has no idea what the episode number is! The intern question! We will choke your rivers with our dead – the Double Deuce guarantee! Only metaphorical corpses – the (other) Double Deuce guarantee! Ironically, I think it’s an issue of advertising! We’re having zoom troubles, and timekeeping troubles, but like all our troubles we will ride them to the ragged edge! Live by the zoom, get inconvenienced by the zoom! Show Corner, talking about shows! Willow, White Lotus, Yellowstone/1883/1923! For the love of god, you can still use lights in a night scene and we’ll believe you that it happens at night! We accidentally go about 1-2 minutes short because of our start/stop/start zoom issues, but don’t worry: we’re back to going long as usual next week! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, pl

Still zoomin’ after all these years. The Notes: It’s the Hour of the Deuce! Is Will erotic or evocative!? Will’s singing is “E-rock-ative!” It’s an Official Will Shoutout featuring the Official Will Shoutout Theme! Will has some ivory pipes, he makes the dirty people clean and the clean people dirty! ‘Ol Ivory Pipes, the Ivory Pipes of Lawrence! Will shouts out Saltwell Farm Kitchen, a great place for food and a fun experience! Will doesn’t know what to think after learning people are using his music to get down to get down! Are people having sex to his singing, Will wonders!? Yes, the answer is yes! Will can’t stop touching himself! A little bit of audio mime! She’s like the Hindenburgh, explosive personality and fewer deaths than you’d expect! Sports Corner! Will is magnanimous to Karate Sampson and the people of Cincinnati! How the heartbreak of soccer works! Well, we’ve had fun today! ‘Ol Ivory Pipes – Songs to Make Love to When You’re Not in a Hurry! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@

Back again! We couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 11! None of the fanfare of last DecaDeuce’s fabled CentenniDeuce, but most of the laughs, maybe more! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (we all know they’re longer than that, calm down) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 43 chonky minutes! We’re Dummy Thiccc with Minutes™! We’ve Got Plump Minutes Dumpers™! Look out! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, because WE TRIED, OKAY!? We’ve got guests, though! Jeremy Auman, LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley, Todd Soden, & Skye! Here’s the Contents: 1) Nelson is Like Germany, or Nelson’s Comeuppance, or When in Doubt, Make it a Mini (1/23/22) 2) Favorite 90s Band, or Muppet Gulag Dance Number, or Auman’s Be

Still zooming cause football and other minor tragedies, and so this is the saddest episode ever! The Notes: We’re the guests, but we’re also the hosts! We find ourselves back at Timecop! What’s your favorite time travel story!? This American Doc Hollywood! Are these lizard people or are they Texans!? If Will lived in the Ikea! Ethiopian food was the right choice! Will almost doesn’t get to tell a story about Ollie (but don’t worry, he does)! How many refrigerator doors was it!? Will’s Ikea is an absurdist nightmare! Nelson’s already done his Ikea bit! The coins keep rolling in at Big Johnny’s Religion House! The Little Italian Chefs Making Spaghetti System of Rating Sadness! The saddest spaghetti! What do you see when you picture a little Italian chef? We’re talking about some Chef Boyardee-lookin’ motherfuckers! As usual, telemarketing is the saddest of all! Will remembers the plot of Newsies, and it was apparently not prolabor! Is Newsies a little bit like Philip Roth’s debut book Goodbye, Columbus!? Goodby

Zooming after our big political episode, but back in person next week (with guests!). The Notes: Our editor is a cat! Will’s relaxation tips: eat an edible and listen to lo-fi synth Skyrim music! A lot of people are listening and a lot of them are kind of grossed out! A little patreon sales (hit it up at patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod, despite what Nelson tries to tell you— he’d had an edible and was half-relaxed)! Will’s Christopher Walken impression is back and he records an outgoing voicemail message for you, the people, to use— find the isolated track on the patreon (whether you subscribe or not)! Ollie is stirring the pot! #GoodDadOnDoubleDeuce! Grab that thang! Bonfire Night in Corpusty! The origins of Corpusty! Only fires, no dead bodies! Shirley Jackson’s Corpusty Lottery! Will’s Top 5 Things That Were Moving but Not Alive That Night! Never trust a guy in a trench coat, kids! Hotdog truck driven by a hotdog g-g-g-ghost! They have no giant hotdogs there! The reason football clubs don’t use mascots! So much

We’ve got an election this Tuesday so we’re talking about it with fantastic guests! We’ve got Kansas Treasurer Lynn Rogers talking about his reelection bid and what the treasurer’s office is doing for Kansans, and, keeping us on the rails, our friend, Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! Then we close out with a drop in from Kansas State Senator Marci Francisco to talk about the judges and justices, and the questions at the end of the ballot! Big, big episode! Here’s the Notes: It’s our 365th episode, finally allowing for a daily Deuce listen for an entire year with no repeats! It’s our Big Time Election Episode! Kansas Treasurer Lynn Rogers is here to talk to us, cementing our place as THE political podcast for LFK! What is a treasurer, and do they get to swim in the treasure? Can dragons run for office, is there no rule against it? Retirement planning! Building home equity! Nelson’s 3 tips to build home equity (2 Fridges in Every Home)! Hemp farming and medical marijuana! How the treasurer can influence policy!

We’re on the zoom again, but next episode is gonna be big. Check out the notes for more. The Notes: Nelson doesn’t lie about flavor! Abiding by the laws of Flavortown! A dream of wings on every corner! Will’s dreams all turn into nightmares! The retribution is swift! Will’s improv games! The point for Will is the wallowing! This is a dark episode! Next episode has special guests! Happy Halloween! Dark thoughts, the spookiest ghost story! Sometimes Dillons can be sad! Nelson’s supermarket story! Nanowrimoing to succeed! LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley and Lynn Rogers, current and democratic candidate for Kansas Treasurer! If you have questions for him, for Courtney, or about the election in general, send them our way! A good treasurer treasures every moment! Hot tub safety tips! Lick that shit with a friend! We love each other and most of you! Nelson needs some wiggle room! Three things for kids to look out for! A happy ending, despite the lurking threat of nazis! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucep

Zooming it this week! Big things in the weeks ahead, though, just wait! The Notes: No single Deuces here! We’re like the Health Department! Ice Murder! Will wants to hear about your ice murders! Nelson is hot on the trail of a goldfish murderer! Nelson solves the goldfish murder the department tried to sweep under the rug! Will accidentally shits on his Oprah dream! Oprah dreams sometimes become Oprah nightmares! Will is briefly profound! Ollie is going to be a murder clown named Hugz for Halloween! The only thing scarier than murder is physical intimacy! Will has never found ET! Nelson’s potentially flawed remembering of the plot of ET has tragic implications! Before ET flew just the right distance from the moon, he flew too close to the sun! Science Corner: How do you get to the moon? Going to space, first go up, then go out! Will has a common misconception about Australia! Will vamps while Nelson catches up on notes! A wine company copywriter has drawn our ire! Sports Corner! KC Current headed to the NWSL

It’s the second episode of the night and Molly Scanlon is back! The Notes: You know more days than us, probably! Nude Ed Parker callback! Robots, Science, and Funny Names! Troubled Teddy Bridge-Under-Troubled-Water! Gambling! Nelson is a good dog gambler! Horse gambling vs dog gambling! Don’t trust the Chicago Bears! Long pig vs long sim! Long sim aside! The irresistible Bella Goth! Will’s lifelong affair! Check out Molly’s project RPG Court Report where she’s doing illustrations of D&D games she’s in. On Instagram @rpgcourtreport! We skid out, but get back on track with a nerd TV groove with Andor! We like Andor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo

Molly Scanlon is here to guest, we’re in person, we’re having drinks, we’re watching football, let’s do this thing! The Notes: Will has spatial awareness! Sports Corner! Will and Molly are fantasy football co-managers! Fantasy talk! Who Dey!? Chili Corner! KC Current in the playoffs this coming Sunday! KU Football: no longer undefeated, still good! Nelson is Hitler’s Wario! Molly is nervous about ass! Molly has a booty problem! Hibachi humor vs slow cooker humor! Massholes remembrances! Sleepy burrito line! Grumpy facebook dad! Getting Covid in your Big Biscuit!  Eating a full breakfast off of Ed Parker’s naked body! Top 5 things to eat off of a naked Ed Parker! Inventing the Naked Ed Parker Dining Table! Hit us up, carpenters! #IdEatThatOffaNudeEdParker! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libs

We’re zooming because there’s too much football this weekend (GO KU!), and we’ve got an Andy Morton-based weird mic situation, and it’s the earliest we’ve ever recorded a Double Deuce before, but goddamn it, we’re still here for you. The Notes: That Darn Andy Morton! Hollywood, have we got a movie for you! Will is going for an old Mountain Goats vibe on the patreon! Podcast skateboard tricks! Skateboard boom mic operator! Calm down, kids! This podcast is unsubtly a mouthpiece for government! We’re government shills! Be more like Mahoney, Steve Guttenberg! A minute of Joel McHale appreciation! New Police Academy with Joel Mchale as Mahoney (maybe Mahoney’s illegitimate son?)! Hollywood, we’re in your pants! Fletch talk! Is this The Fletch That Was Promised! A backrub from Geena Davis and airport murders! Will’s lifetime flame for Geena Davis still burns bright! Geena Davis makes everything better! Eric Andre GIF shorthand! Nelson is bringing the kids back! We’re doing a bad job with our Fletch Bucket List! Spo

We’re back in Nelson’s kitchen for a second episode of the day! The Notes: Will’s getting German up in here! Will has German friends! Germans call New Years Eve “Sylvester,” and spend it watching Finner for One, apparently! Will’s German friend would give Indiana Jones pause! Woodworking, Princess Diana, and DJing! Nelson spent time in a POW camp! Will did a bad parent thing! Ollie is a slow, naked eater! Will accidentally but justly gave Ollie the ‘ol salty pancake! Will’s sticky, minty beard! Unintentional prank war! Your favorite segment, Nerd TV Corner from the Future Past, is back! We’re talking about Rings of Power and House of the Dragon from a week plus ago, so any spoilers are older! More Rings of Power love! The Hobbits are Welsh! Wizard and Dark Lord ponderances! More House of the Dragon quibbles! Matt Smith in a wig = Gordon Ramsey! Will wants more shirtless Matt Smith! Less sexy uncle time, please! Slow down and enjoy the crabs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twit

It’s a very special episode recorded in a new location: Nelson’s kitchen! The Notes: We’re telling secrets in Nelson’s kitchen! Will tempts fate yet again! Old timey family cooking remembrances! Cylindrical bread! Remember when Chex Mix wasn’t Chex Mix, merely Chex, what a nightmare! Will went to the Chex Mix factory and Nelson needs to know everything! Independence from England aside! Will used a metaphor to trick Nelson and crush his Chex Mix dreams! You got to have a paper bag! Charity infuriates Will! A lot of secrets were kept from Will because of his history of worker agitation! Watership Down is a bummer, man! Where are all the funny tragedies!? Will plugs his new favorite t-shirt shop: Raygun! Mini-Sports Corner feat: KU Football! Every season is Chex Mix season! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Appl

Second episode of the night bad notes and lazy post-Massholes editing, let’s go! The Notes: Rhyming Intro! Will’s Michael Jackson lies! Will has a stubby flow! Will’s woohoo needs work! Nelson earns double bonus oeuvre points! Nelson’s reproductive health lies! Will’s Hobbeger (sp?) Tales! Charting Will’s love of lesbians! We Nerd Corner about Rings of Power an episode behind in the future past and talk more about the Dragon show, too, and their inferior Crabman! Will’s anger towards elves is ever-burning! English history! Whole lotta rebellions! Political engagement! Meteorman is better than Crabman! The notes really peter out here so you’re just gonna have to listen and find out what happens! Congrats to Nelson’s new political enemy, Adrianne Nunez, newly elected Lawrence Comedy Mayor at Saturday’s Massholes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subs

Nelson ate a 5th Avenue and we’re ready to roll! The Notes: A Butterfinger conversation that’s long overdue! Will has a bone to pick with Butterfinger! Nelson is a 5th Avenue Boy! The monoculture is dead! Will is an agent of chaos! Teddy Roosevelt, there’s some pros and cons! Fantasy Nerd TV Corner! Teddy Roosevelt to fantasy nerd to Lion Jesus pipeline! Soup to nuts! Bob Davis appreciation minute! The dragons vs the Tolkiens! Matt Smith is playing Gordon Ramsey! Nelson’s takes, bridled and unbridled! Nelson teaches Will about Mr. Yuck! Will stans a weak king! Nelson has fought a crabman! Will is never not hating elves! The failings of men! We’re above board! Massholes this Saturday night at Maceli’s, don’t miss it! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, R

Our bandleader/lawyer Matt Gaus aka Spicy Beef Gaus and superfan Molly Scanlon are back again! Not a lot of notes, but here are The Notes! Exchange City: All DJs, No Doctors! Exchange City crimes! Exchange City check and wire fraud! Exchange City desert motel! Exchange City multiverse! Sliding Doors Exchange City! District 9 Exchange City! Enough Exchange City, time for Spider Talk! Spiders, spider legs and spider blood! Spider necromancy! Honey, I Shrunk the Kids reveal! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you