Double Deuce Podcast

Recording in person in a garage, huzzah! The Notes: We’re here to comfort you when others let you down! Little bit of Sports Corner! We missed the parade! Royals baseball, the rollercoaster begins again! Ollie went to the movies! Second hand child’s movie review for Sonic 2! #ILikeMoviesDoubleDeuce! The hashtag and the commentary on the hashtag! Spoiler-free Severance talk! We really like it and we talk vaguely about how! You should watch it! Will loves his Viking shows! Better Call Saul back soon! Will’s disappointing video game corner! Without a dedicated blackmail target, we meander into a ditch! CONSUMER REPORTS MAGAZINE GIVEAWAY! The first person to contact us about wanting this copy of consumer reports magazine will receive instructions for where to find it! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Andr

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley and Superfan Molly Scanlon are here! Assistant editor, Custer the cat, tried to jump on the board for this episode, and Nelson had to heroically maintain the recording! Because of that, we still have The Notes: Cats don’t trust 10’s! This episode was an inside job! All these conspiracy facts are adding up! The Secret Apartments and Dead Body Basements of Downtown Lawrence! Body Disposal Corner! Will is starting a movement! Will is an enemy and/or ironic lover of gentrification! Lawrence needs more statuary! We’re a town that rejects heroic human representation in stone! The training wheels are off now, Applebee’s, we’re coming at throats! Nelson would fight under the banner of the one true Jake from State Farm! Sports Corner: KU wins and a championship is near enough to taste! Will lost his friend in the throng! Precog parking robots! Courtney is in negotiations with Chapel Hill’s Mayor in re: a friendly sports wager! Twitter fame is fleeting, fearful, and yet, intoxicating! So

Auman’s back and we’re still in the backyard. And we’re going 33 minutes It’s also our first double recording in a while so these notes aren’t great! Still, here they are: the Notes! It’s basketball time! We love you KU, but sometimes you make us nervous! The 80’s were weird, kids! Wild, Wild West, but not that one! There’s a music theme! We’re a cancer and politics podcast now! Auman’s awkward Pelosi corner! At Applebee’s you can do insider trading as long as you pay for entrees! Applebee’s needs to legalize weed in the bar, not just the bathroom! Avocados are always math! Pop-a-Shot rules only! Cletus Corner! Old-ass names! Nelson explains math! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find th

Auman’s here and we’re outside! Spring has sprung! The Notes: Auman’s worked in a lot of kitchens, even more than times he’s appeared on the podcast! Our pirate chef friend! Auman is a model now! Instagram is for butts! #ButtsofInstagram! We remember Tumblr! We get distracted by pornography but then we get right back to fashion! Auman is a fashion icon! Wearing the Armageddon shirt to Armageddon! You can’t wear underwear with jeans you bought when you were 25! The loose jeans window! Was Will part of the loose jeans or tight jeans generation!? Everybody is naked from the waist down in Will’s happy place! Theatre corner! We did a play 20 years ago and you have to hear about it now! Always remember the math, kids! It was a top 5 rehearsal except for the heavy police presence! Going to Buffalo Wild Wings after the police station! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod A

Back to zoom, but not for long! The Notes: We had a live show! We have a patreon, please give us money! We love our fans! The politics of Will singing! We got a nice letter from our live show hosts RPG! Ben has been enrolled in Game of Thrones training! They’re nice people with tasty food and fun games, go there sometime! Basketball time! Go KU! Idaho is the recipient of Utah’s Overflow! Will doesn’t want cold water on his bones! Quick Jacqueline Grunau drop-in! She’s finally on twitter for reals! She also likes cyborgs! The fear of the random viral touch! Playground Dads! (with intro song!) Will went to a miracle baby party! The miracle of half-price wings vs the miracle of divine birth, who would win?! Will’s itching to get experimental, musically! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, S

Recorded live on 3/5/22 in the awesome RPG in Lawrence, Kansas! We realize it should have happened weeks ago, but Covid pushed back that timetable. Here you go, better late than never! Also, our Patreon is currently launched but pending approval so it may not be available for a day or two. We’ll blast the social pages when it’s ready for you to access! The Notes: We’re recording live in the basement of RPG in Lawrence, Kansas, your LFK hub for delicious food with tabletop gaming! Matt assures us that this basement is international waters! The legal required distance between food and naked people doesn’t apply here! The freedom afforded here has us dropping illegal stuff way too early in the show! Will struggles to come up with examples of his legal parenting top 5! Everybody tip Ben, he’s a great waiter! Ben has never seen Game of Thrones, if someone wants to watch it with him! Amber Fraley is here and she’s checked all the doors and curtains for a way out! Every day is a never-ending nightmare! This room wou

Sorry, back pain, fatigue, and pain killers had Nelson low energy, but best believe the energy will be sky high at the live show this Saturday night, March 5th, at RPG! Pregame at 7:30, show at 8ish, afterparty assured. That’s the first of the notes, of which we are now in! It’s our lawyer (and bandleader) Spicy Beef Gaus’s Birthday! Happy Spicy Beefday, Gaus! Nelson doesn’t know a lot about cars! Fast and Furious Car Talk! The Car Talk guys don’t advocate vehicular homicide, “don’t shit where you eat!” Disposing of the bodies of hippies and other cocktail party conversation topics! Applebee’s, where the necrophilia is recommended, not required! In all seriousness, big love and support to Ukraine! Fuck Putin, and fascists everywhere! Will’s hashtag muscle has atrophied! Will refuses to ever be Bill, or Billiam! Nelson’s Wild Bill Remembrances! We are unable to deftly end a podcast! See our long-awaited Live Episode 325, Saturday March 5th, at RPG in downtown LFK! 7:30 hangout with show at 8-ish and drinks to

Will had a reading of his new play last night so it was a lazy zoom affair tonight, chickadees. The notes: My cat hates our podcast! Will’s dad remains an oyster ho and does not begrudge the title! A clatter of shells in the pocket is the telltale sign of the oyster ho! Steven with a PH (Stephen)! Will is a Bee Movie lover, but he’s not ready for the truth about Applebee’s! Anxiety triggers! Live Show is coming March 4th or 5th, and no later, but it’s a fluid situation and details won’t be final for 2-3 more days, so check our facebook and twitter later this week for the full, final details! The Kings Man and the Ralph Fiennes Relatability Scale! Bel-Air and We Need to Talk About Cosby are Nelson’s recs! Uncle Phil’s gonna throw Jazz into the sun! Uncle Phil can carry that weight! Will and Gordon Ramsey eating ice cream by the sea in Yartmouth, by the penny arcade! They’re sharing sweet treats and hard truths! See our long-awaited Live Episode 325, Saturday March 5th, details on our social in 3 days! Contact

Post Superbowl Vibez! Notes: Nelson doesn’t believe we have hate-listeners, just bitter enemies! Nelson’s enemies are constantly plotting against him! Top 5 Nelson’s Enemies Plots Against Him! Give Nelson a chicken army and he’ll be running this thing! Will has covid! Will is obsessed with these chickens! Will may have covid but his cookies don’t! Crypto is still a scam, your rogue AI won’t silence us! Superbowl Minute aka pour one out for Karate Sampson! The Crypto Bowl! Will refuses to admit that butter does it better! Yes, we’re still doing a live Episode 325! It’s now Friday, March 4th, 8pm, waiting for confirmation but most likely at Murf’s in the side room! Come see us and bask in the grandeur that is a live podcast recording happening 15 feet away from you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spot

Sorry! This should have been the delayed live online episode 325, but that had to get pushed to Saturday, February 19th cause Covid! Check the fb page for event details soon! But, we’re still new tonight! The notes: Live Show delay! Covid Corner! Will lives in a plague house! Will’s son’s school is like World War 1! Will needs to vent for a minute! Will’s dad is a huge oyster ho! Everybody is a villain but Will! Nelson’s WWI Museum American Gladiators Trench Warfare Action exhibit! The people want Indiana Jones! Lowkeying it with Jennifer Connelly! We need Jennifer Connelly’s steady hand on the wheel! Nelson didn’t like Pam & Tommy! Nelson can’t help but love a winter Olympics! Catch our belated live show episode 325 recording live online Saturday February 19th! We’ll be launching the patreon! Details on our fb page! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us

Don’t freak out, you didn’t miss episode 325, it’s this coming Saturday night, live online, details on the pod fb page. We did episodes out of order to accommodate a “live” show, just like back in the day! The Notes: Equalizing! Will watched the new Equalizer, neither of us has watched the new Walker! Has he even fought a bear yet!? #NotMyWalker! Peacemaker! Robert Patrick costs: he’s worth it, but he costs! The scariest Terminator! Will’s Emporia Corner! Will’s funny little walk has made him Emporia famous! A little bit traumatized but pretty cool! Nelson’s a war sugar expert! Sports Corner! Will’s Chiefs are out and he has emotions about it! Will is in the hole! Eternals! Applebee’s: a Hilarious Mistake! Reminder to catch the live show this Saturday night, 8pm, online, check the fb page for details! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, A

We’re still zooming as covid keeps omicronning and the winter weather remains cold as balls. BUT WE’RE STILL HERE. You know what else is here? The notes!: Will sings again and delivers the threat of future singing. If it’s on Patreon is it really blackmail!? We have a live online show (#325!) coming Saturday February 5t at 8-ish! Check out our facebook page and other socials for details! And we will finally launch the Patreon for the show! Schedule is screwy now, though, with 326 dropping early next week and 325 dropping the following week a day after the show! Middle Earth Health Care! Speaking of Elves, Sports Corner! The football was good this weekend, and by god we breakdown every play from the defensive slugfests of Saturday to the offensive fireworks of Sunday! Why not the KC Jazzhands? Why do you guys have to ruin a good thing with success: the Townie’s Lament! Karate Sampson bleeds tiger blood! Will finished watching Succession, and we both like it! The Midwest of England! English roads are a metaphor

ZOOMING IN THE NAME OF! The Notes: Sorry to Applebee’s for reminding everybody of that ill-conceived ass-related ad campaign of our youths! Lots of places have got the meats, honestly. Will commits Orbeez erasure, and Nelson is no hero either! Get your tests at Orchards and some meats at Yoder Meats! Kids, watch out for the beeping and for the trademarks! Will’s Sports Corner Chiefs Wild Card Preview! Will says a lot of numbers! Pittsburgh hates children! Iceburgh the Penguin is a menace and the police are powerless to stop him! We care about the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his

Dodging them omicrons, deltacrons, and unicrons, we’re back on the zoom this week! Notes: We’re still in a pandemic! Dodging bullets and man there’s a lot of bullets out there! Matinees suck! Pizza party dinner theatre! We hope you came for a long matinee digression cause that’s what you’re getting! Jaq can no longer sit by and allow Will’s disregard for matinee crowds to go unchallenged! Will gets censured! We got them ads! Nelson needs some skin in the game! Nelson watched Succession and Will watched the Expanse! We both watched Boba Fett! Will’s spa corner! Go to Salon Lotus for your spa days and Diagnostic Imaging Center for your MRI needs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Kee

We’re zooming cause it’s cold and covidy out there. Take care of yourselves! Happy New Year! It’s a double-sized New Years at the Movies episode! You’re welcome. The Notes: Nelson’s NPR opening! Elf drinking ages! Who would we be in the Lord of the Rings, or why Will is mad at his wife! Nelson is the bartender at the Prancing Pony and he’s fine with that. Will has BGE (Big Gimli Energy)! Nobody is really Aragorn, he’s an ideal. Aragorn would say he’s Boromir, and anybody who says they’re Aragorn is actually Boromir. Being Boromir isn’t a bad thing, or Boromir done wrong! The Earrings worked! Will’s friend Tom Holland! The Murgatroyd of it all! We watched movies! Nelson loved some new Spider-man! He and Will also liked the new James Bond! They both hate the new Matrix! Will demands we refer to him as Toast Daddy! Applebee’s: better than the new Matrix! Sorry so long, still better than new Matrix! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook:

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley is back with us in the future past as we recorded this bad boy back on the 12th and today is Boxing Day! Happy Boxing Day, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, chill vibes, we love you! We may refer to this episode as number 319 but rest assured it’s episode 320. 319 was our live holiday episode last week. Blame the beer and the time travel! The Notes: Do you enjoy our number antics? Please check this box! #LadyDemographics! Happy Boxing Day again! We’re in the future! Courtney came here to bury capitalism, not praise it. Courtney has enough signs that say “believe,” thank you! Believe vs Don’t Stop Believin’, who would win!? Marry, Fuck-word, Kill: Live, Laugh, Love! Will and Nelson are civilian wig experts, wigonados, if you will! Like Jesus said, “Blessed are the wigmakers!” Will’s writer quality scale— 1) Marcel Proust, 2) James Joyce, 3) John Irving, 4) the Witcher Guy, 5) Dan Brown— all other writers fit somewhere within this scale! Lost in Space poop talk! Teaching our kids

We’re in the side room at Murf’s for this year’s holiday show, with guests: Amber Fraley (buy her book!), Molly Scanlon, Our Waitress Cinnamon, Allison Puderbaugh, Keri Mack, and Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! We got the audience gifts out of Will’s garage and/or first marriage! The notes: Advent calendar controversy! Nelson brokers a deal between Will and progress! Disposable socks! A real bad Wednesday! #DDDoesItRight! Nelson Fantasies calendar! Light-up jacket! Will learns a lesson: a Christmas miracle! Amber’s book tour continues— buy her book, The Bug Diary! Mixed opinions on Andy Richter! Nelson may or may not be skeezier than Andy Richter! Amber created quite a stir down at the library! Will’s wife likes the big danglies! Oliver prefers glitterbombs! Somebody is getting extra butter for Christmas! God tried to murder us! Will’s a Dust Bowl truther! Songs, arrests, a no-holds-barred bathroom experience: Applebee’s is doing fine! Breakfast sandwich maker or robot centipede! Breakfast sandwich stillsuit

Newly anointed Mayor of Lawrence Courtney Shipley is here! The Notes: The mind reels at the possibilities of Will guessing numbers! Will has bread questions! Will has a lot of opinions about his and Nelson’s collective “jam”! #LadyDemographic! Ads for Applebee’s bathrooms and the Bug Diary by Amber Fraley. Go read the Bug Diary and remember that while there are no rules inside the Applebee’s bathrooms, once you exit them you face humanity’s justice! No backrubs, just candy: the life of a mayor! The Topeka Zoo is why the rich hunt human beings for sport! Canada vs big, angry, grey bears, who will win? Sports Corner! Will’s NBA hot tub party! Will’s gonna boil his Bojan! Courtney deuces us out using all the v words! These notes may have taken a euphemistic turn that belies the true nature of the hijinks contained within! Caveat Emptor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/re

Zooming again because life is a weird pile of nachos, man. Starting with a Sports Corner because Nelson is watching Broncos at Chiefs while we record! The Notes: Nelson is excited because he’s watching football! Will went on a writer’s retreat and he had a great time! Will finished his new play and also wrote a story! Will is pigeonholing the Creepy Ron community! Buffalo Bill is a bad road trip companion! Our friend Courtney becomes mayor on Tuesday! Our influence grows! We need a mayor’s office or we should make a mayor’s office within a city business! Let the mayor conduct their business in and around Leeway Frank's like a mafia don, you cowards! Will wants Lawrence to be more like the Matrix! Nelson teaches Will about hard halftime show realities! Our favorite halftime shows! Applebee’s is like an angry bear in your guts! Applebee’s needs to realize how much we could help them if they’d only ask and pay us money. Ed Parker will let you on his Onlyfans if you dm him or use the secret hashtag in this episod

We’re zooming, which probably isn’t ideal sound-wise, but we’re back and we’ve got Ed Parker! The Notes: Ed got kicked out of the bible! Ed Parker loves unclean women! Will’s love language is cheesecake! Ed wants us to eat cheesecake with him on his Only Fans! Nelson is the Stick of Literature! Nelson catches Will in an embarrassing carrot situation! Nelson invents cheesecake salad! Mark your calendars for Saturday the 18th, we’re wanting to do a live show that night! Watch this space for the details! Drug parties in the library stacks! Capture the Flag in the library stacks! Only Fans Book Club! Ed’s job forbids him from pretending to be a bug! We watched that Wheel of Time show, so we do 10 minutes of Wheel of Time talk! Buy Amber’s book for the love of god! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,