But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! - A Seinfeld Podcast

We are taking a couple of weeks off to recover from our wounds sustained from Feats of Strength over Festivus (Stephen won the bout quite handsomely). In the mean time we have decided to bring out a couple of older episodes from the vault to entertain you over the holiday season. First up is our 6th ever episode The Bizarro Jerry, the first one to have episode clips and sound effects ('a technical achievement' according to Ivan). Plus there's no Seinfeld News, Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia and Top 10s as they weren't invented at the time, it's like the Bizarro BIDWBASC! Enjoy this entertaining episode. ***Stay tuned on 31st December 2018 for a very special announcement which we think you will all love*** -------------- Wanna support and get in touch with us? Patreon: www.patreon.com/bidwbasc Email us at bidwbascpodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @bidwbasc Instagram: @bidwbasc Facebook: bidwbasc Website: www.bidwbasc.com    Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Support the show.

This week we air grievances, compete in feats of strength and strike for minimum wage as chat about the classic Festivus episode, "The Strike"!   We chat about our friend Stacie's 5th appearance, the time elapsed since we've last seen the episode, our latest Patron, being like Greg, Whatley's 90s look in this episode, The New Yorker's awesome profile piece on JLD, rich people taxes, the traps of loyalty cards, last minute podcast prep, "Same-faces" on Tinder, The Mask, the origin of Festivus, real-world Human Funds, "Yeeeeeeeeesssssssss", Kramer's alter ego inspiration, Babylons, Jerry's little chirps, Dark-Face (pulls collar nervously), 90s porn industry, 80s Tip Top ads, TABs, "Hail Satxx", Money for Stacie!, amazing bagels; secondary characters Gwen (Two-Face), Steve (Denim Vest), Charlie, Counter Guy, Harry (bagel shop owner), Kruger, Tim Whatley; our Top 10s, Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, episode trivia and more! ------ We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Liste

This week Ivan and Stephen discuss that man, the neurotic, the dysfunctional...Larry David.   We chat about why we’ve done Larry, Millennials and “Does it Hold Up?”, how well Seinfeld does and will hold up, Stephen’s rants, The Brady Bunch, the start of Festivus season, Larry David’s history as a writer, director and producer; Larry’s Seinfeld appearances, how close Larry’s comedy is to British Comedy; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10s and more! -- We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  --   Seinfeld News   Does it Hold Up? Support the show.

This week we make a TV Guide bouquet, write a coffee table book about coffee tables and accidently leave prophylactic rubbers in our parent's bed as we talk about season 5's "The Cigar Store Indian". We chat about wrappers/rubbers, Thanksgiving, the general controversy of the episode, intention vs consequence, the original title for the episode, what Kasha is; secondary characters Wynona (Jerry's episode girlfriend), Ricky (Elaine's unrequited lover), Sylvia (George's episode girlfriend), Gepetto, Al Roker and The Postman; our top 10 episodes, top 10 secondary characters, Seinfeldia, Seinfeldisms and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Brian Regan's new Netflix show Jerry's chat with Jimmy Fallon Greg Garcia meeting Jerry Support the show.

This week we are independent contractors, make the bed and send menus via fax as we talk about "The Maid". We chat about "I-Bone", "S-Bone", the lack of season 9 wackiness in this episode, JLD's rollercoaster year, TMD's sauciness, the longest synopsis ever?, how old Ivan was when he first saw Seinfeld, the joy of Channel 10 in the 1990s, the real Koko, Fat Tony; secondary characters Cindy the titular maid, Kruger, Phone Guy #1, Watkins (the real T-Bone), Maxwell, Coco Higgins, the unseens Bobby and Madeline; our top 10 episodes, top 10 secondary characters, Seinfeldia, Seinfeldisms and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Julia Louis-Dreyfus Mark Twain Award speech Cazzie David's "relationship" with John Mayer Jason Alexander's new directorial project Support the show.

This week we try to call our girlfriends, go hungry and lie to our uncles as we talk about the secondary characters from the classic season 2 episode, "The Chinese Restaurant". We chat about what we've been upto the last 6 weeks, the forthcoming Season 10, the unfortunate passing of Stan Lee and his very loose connection to "The Chinese Restaurant", Jerry Seinfeld's first London tour dates in years, Grindfeld, the unfortunate passing of JLD's sister, a Seinfeld-themed episode of It's Always Sunny, whether Jerry have any other uncles?, JLD's amazing ventriloquist skills, Plan 9 From Outer Space, shit jokes from dads, V.I.P., fancy words; secondary characters Bruce the maître d', Mr. Cohen, Lorraine Catalano, the Man on Phone and Woman on Phone; our top 10 episodes, top 10 secondary characters, Seinfeldia, Seinfeldisms and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Jerry'

After many months of toying with the idea, Stephen and Ivan have decided to pick up where Larry David and co have left off: they are coming up with the plot, story arcs and new secondary characters for Season 10 of Seinfeld, episode by episode!   In this prologue, the boys hypothesise what happened to the Core Four (and Newman) since the end of "The Finale", and they lay out a blueprint for ideas for the first episode of this (hopefully one day real) continuation of the greatest sitcom of all time.   This series will be a Patreon exclusive, so if you are a $2+ patron then you have exclusive access to every episode in this series! - Wanna support and get in touch with us? Patreon: www.patreon.com/bidwbasc Email us at bidwbascpodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @bidwbasc Instagram: @bidwbasc Facebook: bidwbasc Website: www.bidwbasc.com Listen, subscribe and review us wherever you listen to your podcasts! Support the show.

Please note the audio issues from 16:33-25:06. If crackling annoys you, maybe skip this part. :) — This week we (as well as Zack and Aharon from Seinfeld Law) make money, go to Vermont and choose cats over our girlfriends as we talk about season 1's "The Stock Tip". We chat about secondary characters Vanessa, the unseens Wilkinson and Robert, and the Dry Cleaner; as well as Zack and Aharon's inspiration for their blog Seinfeld Law, whether the Core Four deserved go to jail, Law & Order's DUH-DUH, Jerry moonlighting as a sports radio caller, "Kerry Spinefeld", choosing cats over girlfriends in real life, automation and AI in butchery and the legal profession, our awful American accents, the legal ramifications of killing cats and insider trading, different types of lawyers, Jackie Chiles as a real-life lawyer, the greatness of the unseen characters in Seinfeld, dry cleaners in Australia vs America; Seinfeldia, Seinfeldisms, our top 10s and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!:

This week we take the pen, cut our hands on broken glass and buy a cadilac as talk about Morty Seinfeld's mortal enemy...Jack Klompus! We chat about blowing boyhoods all over the Pacific, new Patreon tiers, Jason Alexander not responding to "George", the Larry David Sandwich, Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's event hosting, collectable porsches, Leprechaun 2, rounding etiquette, the ease of acquiring space pens, the price of Cadlilacs back in the day, Faith No More's "Epic", "Scrooge McJack"; Seinfeldisms; Seinfeldia and some very surprising top 10s! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Jason Alexander not responding to "George" The Larry David Sandwich Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk's wedding rehearsal Jerry's former Porsche auction Support the show.

This week do this, that and the other thing as we (including the return of Stacie) talk about season 3's "The Keys"! We chat about the only secondary character from the episode, Tina; international Seinfeldisms, faithful "These pretzels are making me festival", our real-life this, that and the others; "The Shut Up Ivan", Jason Alexander's birthday, fixing Instagram mistakes, Seinfeld in Europe, Stacie's dentist phobia, R. Kelly, Manphibious, Forest Gump's this, that and the other; shit Hulk Hogan impressions, the rare showing of emotion in this episode; Seinfeldia, our top 10s and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Jason Alexander's birthday Support the show.

This week we wear rathats, devour chicken and skip important meetings as we talk about season 8's "The Chicken Roaster"! We chat about the secondary characters from the episode: Seth (Jerry's stupid mate), Heather (George's episode girlfriend), Roger Ipswich (Peterman's accountant), Newman, J. Peterman, Bob Sacamano, Moochie; "Half Baked", the tales of Moochie, the right amount of coffee, "gratimood", our continuous rolling coverage of JLD, smoked products, Seinfeld x Simpsons memes, "Kenny come back", going down on Trump, the real-life Kenny Rogers Roasters, #auspol; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10s and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey! https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Jason Alexander's cigarette butt pick-up mission Marvel's Spider-Man Seinfeld easter egg Sarah Hyland's Seinfeld t-shirt JL

This week we kill a man, write for Murphy Brown and yearn as we talk about season 3's "The Keys"! We chat about the secondary characters from the episode: Jerry's episode girlfriend, Goochie, Biker, Newman, Hippie 1 and 2, Trucker; the first three-part Seinfeld arc, our new Patreon-only episode, Dustin Hoffman and "Hook", "Office Space", Michael Bolton being cool, James Blunt being cool too, our rolling JLD coverage, the worthlessness of Kevin Costner's filmography, channel 10 nostaliga, episode trivia, coitus on strange places, "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", Seinfeld characters being in the CIA, Ivan's inability to say words, Stephen's crap memory; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10s and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News John O'Hurley's Peter Pan appearance Kevi

This week we get drunk, contribute nothing to society and hump our last leg as we talk about season 3's "The Dog"! We chat about secondary characters Gavin Palone, Farfel the dog and Ellen; the general opinion of "The Dog", "There's a Farfel over theeeere," our first ever guest appearance on another podcast, Donald Trump x Veep, an unfortunate death, the most amazing story you've ever head, Turkish Taffy, shoehorning Simpsons references into every situation, Yukon Jack and Cujo, the return of Murphy Brown; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10s and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Trump's Veep treatment Vanessa Marquez's unfortunate death Larry David Saved My Life Support the show.

This week we are tempted to eat lobster, make out in Schlinder's List and laugh at shrunken genitals as we talk about Jerry's most dated girlfriend, Rachel Goldstein. We chat about the ease of Jerry and Rachel's breakup, the lack of prominent female secondary characters, our ~obvious~ misogyny, Alan Jones being a dinosaur, a potential real-life Contest, a men's lingerie company, our tagline skills, Jerry's 17K coffee machine, predicting death, the struggles of Melanie Smith (who plays Rachel), the struggles of teenage rendevous'; Rachel's crisis of faith, internal struggles and ultimate reconnection with her core self; Sean Bean's death compilation; Seinfeldia, Seinfeldisms and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Jerry's $17000 coffee-maker The Puffy Shirt's fashio

This week we make up words, take a vow of silence and subconciously steal cartoons as we talk about season 9's "The Cartoon"! We chat about assumed outtakes, our first ever Patreon ep., selling out, “I wanna, I wanna be like Tim”, the shortest Seinfeld News ever, the forthcoming final season of Veep, different types of flour, flower puns, Ziggy, “foibles,” Murphy Brown's comeback, not being phased by lookalikes, the high quality of low brow humour; secondary characters Janet (Jerry’s lookalike), Sally Weaver and Mr. Elinoff; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10s and more! — Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News JLD's Veep return Real Men Buy Flowers Support the show.

Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 ----- This week we calculate tips, pretend we have a house in The Hamptons and hate hip hop and for us as we talk about season 9's "The Wizar" and its secondary characters! We discuss Jerry Maguire, our first Patron (we're rich!), the economic woes of Turkey, Seinfeld being sick of us talking about him, Larry and Jerry jacking episode ideas, Festivus Lane, large plotlines, Stephen's love of Lawrence Tierny, tip etiquette, "Master! Master!", white guilt, Tim Burton's Batman, Tip Top, surprise quips from former guest Kevin (Stephen's dad), how this episode would fare today, Gap stores, the glory of Office Space; secondary characters Daryl Nelson (Elaine's episode boyfriend), The Ross' (Susan's parents), Sid Luckman, FDR (uncredited); Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10 episodes and secondary characters so far, and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Liste

Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 ----- This week we don't have college majors, have secret affairs and say weird things about panties our mothers laid out for us as we talk about season 4's "The Cheever Letters" and its secondary characters! We discuss top 10 Seinfeld lists, Warney's love of poker, who is Lou Diamond Phillips?, Jason Alexander as Colonel Sanders, quippy boys, potato and gravy, the real life John Cheever, sexual fetishes, people with shit life skills; secondary characters The Ross' (Susan's parents), Sandra (Jerry's episode lover), Luis (the Cuban diplomat), Ricky (Susan's brother), Aunt Sara (Henry Ross' sister); Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 10 episodes and secondary characters so far, and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Uproxx' Top 10 best Seinfeld episodes 6th Annua

Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 ----- This week we sign photos, live in a bubble and laugh like Elma Fudd sitting on a juicer as we talk about the secondary characters from “The Bubble Boy”. We chat about battling colds, the unofficial two-parters of Seinfeld, our Geocities site, Space Jam’s website, Myspace.com, Tom from Myspace.com, Masha Green, Pussy Riot, Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, the first McDonald muffin tops, other Donalds in bubbles, the real-life inspiration for the episode, revolutionary computer viruses, the negative feedback from this episode, “The Boy in the Plastic Bubble”, The Moors, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”, Morgan Freeman as a Moor, “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”, 90s grunge, Ugly Kid Joe, “Everything about Moops!”, Temple of the Dog, Yu-Hu, descending into darkness, slashies; secondary characters Donald Sanger, Mel Sanger, the bubble boy’s mother, Naomi, Lucy/Lulu (The Waitress); Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top

Help us out and fill in our confidential 2 minute survey!: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/P3KFYH8 ----- This week we put lifts in our shoes, wear striking shirts and love Merlot as we talk about our favourite little person, Mickey Abbott. We chat about Fields of Rayon/Rayon Fields, start to believe in fate, activating everyone’s Google Home, an interview with John O’Hurley, The Dot Com Boom, watching 1000 hours of Seinfeld, AI taking over, RockWiz, the respect Seinfeld gave Danny Woodburn, not Amy Buckwild, the shittiness of Michael Bay, selling out, Becker, The Irishman, losing count of episodes, Peter Dinklage, Alton Benes vs. Jack Klompus, surprise nu metal, double the Ivan!; Danny Woodburn and Mickey Abbott; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia, our top 20 secondary characters so far, and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News John O’Hurley’s Studio 10 interview: https

This week we are moved by fragrances, put tape recorders in our briefcases and get vasectomies as we talk about this week’s episode, “The Soul Mate”. We chat about our being soulmates, more season 8 rep, “Wait? No! Subscribe Now!”, Ivan’s good memory, unnecessarily rehashing the past, JLD in Hawaii, too many “The Castle” references, Stephen’s dioramas, the rise of ice tea in Australia, the irony of Ice T, the passing of Victor Wayne Harris, the frustration of rewinding cassettes, Triple M-voiceovers/cliches, Stephen turning into his dad, a bit on soulmates, Halle Berry’s assets, our new overlord George Bezos; secondary characters Kevin, Pam, Wyck, Carol, Gail, Lisa, Ms Baines and Mr. Cross; Borders/defunct bookstores, Brisbane pre-mobile phone meeting spots; Seinfeldisms, Seinfeldia and more! — We're on Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe and review us wherever you get your podcasts.  — Seinfeld News Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Hawaii: https:/