Level 30

JT has seen Transformers: Age of Extinction and attempts to explain it to Stefan. It doesn’t go well. Despite some good IDW shout-outs and a nice air conditioner cameo, JT doesn’t rate the film all too highly. Stefan still suspects he just made all this up because of how ridiculous it is. Please join us […]

With more hate but less acid wash jeans than an episode of Friends, the 2 solid champs conquer physics and nitpickers with one fell swoop. Now with 10x more heavy breathing.

In a world where weavers are assassins and also looms exist, The Omnicrown Cannibal King and The One Who is Just provide an aural service listened to by vigilantes. In this episode they explain how democracy works then unilaterally dismiss all criticism before mourning the loss of Rik Mayall.

Nothing is simple when it comes to life. Nothing it fast when it comes to Stefan’s Thai Food. Nothing is more exciting to JT than spotting a real, live drone. Back from their time travelling exploits, cover yourself in chicken grease and roll on in to another episode with JT and the Colonel.

In a dumb world where people are persecuted for injecting a little bit of song into their work day and the hologram overlords rule with iron fists (can holograms be iron?); 2 men dare to speak their minds about the Big Issues. They call themselves Level 30.

Lie back, relax and let Kitty Pryde project your consciousness back in time to a point where the Level 30 lads offered up their thoughts on X-Men: Days of Future Past, or you could save the pain and just listen to the recording of it.

Coming soon to a screen in front of your face SO MANY GEEK THINGS!!! In between gorging on fried chicken and failing to recognise themselves, the resident Level 30 lizard brains discuss the cavalcade of geeky trailers that have piled up over the last week or two.

When a listener says JT is obviously the #sexy host and Stefan his bespectacled sidekick, Stefan retaliates in the only way he knows how – constant talking. Tune in for tales of #bearding, potato politics, Star Wars Legends, a breakdown of fictional magic rulesets and the best wedding in the galaxy.

Leaping off from the final inhale of last weeks’ Amazing Spiderman 2 review, the scabbed over and angry Level 30 guys have had enough of being trampled on by society and unleash part 2 of their Spidey review with the fury of a blue penis-less man.

The Level 30 lads are deeply conflicted about the new Spidey film, which leads to a tangled web of discussion in this, part one of a bumper review.

The gents lament the lack of #GoT #ZOMG etiquette taking place on the web and in fact, the lack of etiquette on the web in general. Muppet JT finally makes his Level 30 debut and eventually Stefan dishes the dirt on the new SimCity game.

If the dulcet tones of Level 30 have just awoken you from a coma, you’ve probably not had a very Hafe Easter and are no doubt wondering what the hell is going on. Fear not, this week you’re in for an education with all the clarity and finesse of a featureless kid loaf.

JT is incensed to learn that Justin Timberlake (or “inferior JT”) plans a Melbourne concert on his birthday, stealing the spotlight. Stefan’s obsession with The Thong Song is matched by JT’s love of toothpaste. Both men have excellent teeth and dumps like a truck.

The Level 30 ‘roid heads tear into Marvel’s latest cinematic outing, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, like a homeless person tears into a piece cheese.

The only problem more complex than creating world peace is figuring out the rules of eating during time travel. This week we solve both.

Somehow the ragtag bunch of arseholes known as Stefan & JT find time in between heading to discos, watching DC cartoons and seeing XCOM Avatars of themselves take rockets to the face to give their thoughts on the ragtag bunch of arseholes known as The Guardians of the Galaxy.

A riveting look at a day in the lives of the Level 30 lads. Stefan sucks at being able to do stuff and JT sucks at catching the right train. Let’s forget it all and talk about a movies, books and the pending apocalypse instead…nope…not helping.

There is much excitement at Level 30 Studios for the new Godzilla flick. The excitement is short lived though as JTeam reveals his embarrassing childhood secret and Stefan tricks people for fun and profit.

The dudes are still getting back into the swing of things after a break from recording. Stefan tries to create a spoiler policy for the podcast, but seems to not remember a single word JT has ever said, which makes it hard. JT, meanwhile, has a New Best Food.

After dodging the paparazzi that follow their every famous move, the Level 30 celebs step back up to mics and make asses of themselves discussing a somewhat taboo topic. This episode is brought to you by the letter C for Cookie.