Level 30

JT and Stefan, or as many call them, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes*, watched Avengers: Age of Ultron and they were super pumped for it (both went to the bathroom multiple times beforehand). So did it reach the heavens like the mighty Odinson? Or did it sink to the depths like, um, that Triathalon guy who joined […]

Still giddy from their excursion to Supanova the lads wrestle with guilt over a lonely 80’s superstar, Sharpies on nipples and what to call their Daredevil themed bar they’ll probably never open.

Determined to turn out a breezy, fun episode for Easter and April Fool’s Day, the Level 30 Lads have a chat about terrorism, September 11, religious intolerance, anthrax and JT’s latest project: The Organic People’s Militia in Support of the Drone Uprising.

JT – possible psychopath, welcomes the zombie apocalypse, loves renewable energy. SD – Loves Netflix, reads books, sees the light on glad wrap. Both – Forget Trey MacDougal/Agent Dale Cooper’s real name.

Some people are mad about a comic book cover with Batgirl and Joker on it. Some people are offended. Some people are mad at the people that are offended. Some people are offended about how mad some people are. It’s very complicated.

Stefan and JT resist the lure of the ladies at “the club” to deliver a steaming hot bowl of nonsense chowder. Between reminiscing about 80’s toys and plugging other peoples’ podcasts, we still manage to get some nerd discussion on S.H.I.E.L.D, Star Wars, Bojack Horseman and Stefan’s blazing fast review of Civilisation: Beyond Earth.

JT has just gotten up for a nap and Stefan’s new glasses have got him all out of sorts, making for a bit of a weird episode in which JT tries to reverse engineer a new nickname for his four-eyed friend.

Basking in the glow of the savior, Stefan is educated on what a Smart TV is after JT’s suggestion of a donkey named Peter as a replacement remote control is rejected.

JT wants to talk about Where’s Wally, but Stefan interrupts him so badly that he begins to question if he is a good person at all. After spirited discussions of Spiderman, drag queens and what happens to your Facebook page when you die. Stefan redeems himself by highlighting the connection between racism and bicycles.

We’ve managed to fight off the paps that continually follow Stefan to produce a new Level 30 episode. JT has also managed to stay awake despite his Spotify Night Terror experience…perhaps he’s using the electric condom???

One of the guys is clicking the herbs, questing the quests and avoiding social media. The other is patrolling the mean streets as a scrub clad vigilante. Regardless they’ve found some time to record some more drone news (Bleep Blarp Bloop)…and other stuff.

Stefan stops listening to potential ringtones long enough to give a lowdown on Venom’s updated wardrobe. JT waxes lyrical about his Star Wars renaissance. Both geek out over the new Fantastic 4 trailer. #doom

Some other potential titles for this rambly episode: “Good Wife V Ashley Madison”, “Stefan’s Frankfurts”, “Toilet Paper Car Accident”, “Captain Planet Episode Guide”, “Lost Beach Keys” and “Titanic: Too Soon?”

Much like the episode number, Level 30 offers oral pleasure to everyone as a conversation about the new Avengers trailer becomes anything but. The lads devise a fiendish scheme to increase listenership across all 3 internets with the help of famous actor John Mulk.

There’s too many knowledge presented this week to even write an adequate description. From Stefan’s work as an environment focused super hero to the name of a camel’s balls, there is no stone we have left unturned.

Another year draws to a close and yet so much remain the same. Farts are still funny, people are still stupid and drones rule.

Star Wars! Terminator! Mad Max! Jurassic World! So many trailers you guys! It’s like a swarm of trailers! Also JT was attacked by a swarm of bees.

While pondering their current video game addictions and how to best raise children, Stefan stumbles across JT’s weird fascination with the antics of [REDACTED] down at their local [REDACTED].

Kneel before JT: Infinite Lord of IMAX! We saw Interstellar and we both agree that there was lots of space in it and the space bits were great. Space! We have markedly different opinions on the other bits, though. Murph!

Just because we could make a podcast, doesn’t mean we should have. This hold even truer when you consider this week not only covers the ethical implications of Lego worms, but also the telling of Peter the Pickup Artist Dolphin…we truly are terrible lizards.