Errand Of Mercy

Intro: Jeremiah Fink Audograms - Everybody Wants to Rule the World// We're back after a brief hiatus with new jaybubs news, pod people are the new reptilians, Simon beats Satan at an internet card game in Camden, shit (and racist) music for terrible people, Brian Molko is confused by computers, Simon's anime revelations and we play convention event or creation and it breaks G a bit// Outro: College - Les Automates

Intro: Prince Buster - Al Capone //The Simpsons and family guy team up in irrelevance, Kid's movies are getting out of hand, breaking Beyonce news, Royal baby nutters, equine tomfoolery at Mcdonalds, The UK government does not know how to internet and the great British public are similarly confused, Japanese train passengers efficiently rescue a tiny lady// Outro: Jamiroquai - Revolution 1993

Intro: Deathwish IX - We Dig Giant Robots// teen washing machine memories, Simon unsurprisingly loves Pacific Rim, G is confused by e-sports, the most obvious fix in football history (from Nigeria... with Robocop), Will-I-Am has a new song out and may be a sexless freak/pokemon and we investigate the curious case of Ms Voice.// Outro: Tes - New New York

Intro: Ella Fitzgerald - Too Damn Hot// barely planned podcasting, A surprisingly tasteful nerd wedding, planning G's future career as a small-town American Councilman, Charles Sachi is a deplorable reptile man, pondering the existence of ware-fascists, man covered in shit is hiding inside your toilet, Brazil needs to take some pointers from Seinfeld, Gok Wan is scaring us, travel writer who hates everything writes terrible travel article, a Texan man has some romance problems involving shotguns, adorable guide dogs are in love/match makers for the blind and a ridiculously badass man from history.// Outro: The Specials - Too Much Too Young

Intro: Dirt off Your Shoulder (The Show Floats on) - Isosine// a teenage adventure in terrible anime from the early 2000's, Simon loves fighter jets with church windows, G loves Sleeping Dogs, Woman is made target of drug dealers by fed ex, Jason Satham is... Jason Statham the Unneccicarily litigious bastard, discussing a naked podcast, TGI Fridays tries to steal #yolo (badly), Lamenting our lack of American food outlets, Don't take your teen daughter to Disney Land and we talk music like sad old men.// Outro: Before Icarus - Isosine

Intro: The Divine Comedy - The Pop Singer's Fear of the Pollen Count// Celebrating our golden podcast anniversary with an all day breakfast show, Glastonbury the middle classes and the death of the Rolling Stones, Simon goes to an Indy Games show and meets cool/ tragic people, a freaky goth update, trolldad of the week, Pony based newspaper apologies, The Errand of Mercy take on the mysterious turning statue of Manchester Museum and comes to some vague conclusions, Stephen Hawking does not support the EDL, The most Russian news story (and theme park) in the world, nerding out about how amazing the Russian space program is, Edward Snowden is the new pokemon cards and Hellsing is the best/worst thing// Outro - DEVO: Jocko Homo

Intro: Daedelus - Scaling Snowdon//The (fake and crazy) truth about Scientology, Jaybubs gets one step closer to becoming a dangerous psychotic enthralled to the dark powers, discussing the upcoming Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson art house movie (probably not though), nerd with a death-wish saves coffee shop from armed robbery, American teens commit (amazingly stupid) credit card fraud, new and terrible/terrifying wearable tech from around the world, Worming and terrifying Japanese bands, more shameless racism from the states, 90 year old republican accidentally attends LGBT rally, The Wanted have been making shit music for terrible people/ are less scary than One Direction, and small town America is terrified of Mumford and Sons// Outro: Mumford and Sons: I Will Wait

Into: Simple Minds - Sanctify Yourself// Budget airline pilots go in hard, getting freaked out by airports and fellow passengers, Saying no to named autotweeting cokequest coke bottles, SHARE EVERYTHING, introducing the Paedometer and a new Tate Modern exhibit, Louisville man sets everything on fire while trying to flee a crime scene in a flaming vehicle on fire, we were scared of shit like PRISM before it was cool, DayZ may be the new home of weird IRL crime rings, small town ironic American police chief tickets kids for icecream, inside the most middle class festival ever, The failed curry pube caper and we remind the kids not to do drugs DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS OK! \\ Outro: Kwamena Ray Ellis - Sasabonsam

Intro: MF Doom - Deep Fried Frenz// BEST HEADLINE EVER, redefining the new American Dream, Our first (kind of fucked up) email, pondering sub/dom relationships, watching kids TV shows and accidentally finding Demi Lovato (a well priced Italian roadster), Michael Douglas find a unconventional method of contracting (and curing) throat cancer, planning to meta market some terrible t-shirts, G makes some youtube videos, awesome hospital of the week, missing the good (stupid) old days of comics, agreeing to just enjoy things at face value and haters absolutely has to stop.// Outro: Uncharted Soundtrack - Nate's Theme 3.0

Intro: Can't Stop Won't Stop - Scrape the Sky// Selling ancient wall comics, the messed up personal lives of the X-Men, London Comicon is mostly depressing but is rescued by family costume teams, hellish ball jointed dolls from Japan, TMNT is back and it's freaky as ever, America never got Sharky and George, Top Tier Hipster Tshirts, Antman is to dark for Adam and Joe, Superman is totally played out, staying cautious about Gatsby, Simon enters a Mcdonalds toilet and is reborn as poop Keyser Söze and we celebrate the defeat of racism with tea, biscuits and 5-a-side// Outro: King Crimson - One More Red Nightmare

Intro: DIIV - Wait// Errand of Maths from a parallel universe, Simon retires from Yugioh, national level children's card game events are terrible, Australian minister accidentally likes teen balls, Doctor prescribes blowjobs as treatment for gag reflex, fake man medicine, Kennedy Space Center is the new home of Angry Birds and it makes us angry, the return of the Tuesday surgery, naming our kids, dressing as Tim Westwood to talk about the birds and the bees, an Italian roadster from the 1980's makes terrible music for shit people, we take a look at the confusing album charts, and ponder upon Andy Warhol's sandwitches.// Outro: Rush - Space Shuttle The Errand of Mercy: too cool for radio, too cool for the yugioh nationals

Intro: Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons // Welcome to year two of Errand of Mercy! The Mystery Method might not be the cornerstone of a stable relationship, we are now on twitter (@eompodcast), the prog virtuoso voice, a new game called Trick or Track, the vaccines are shit and other music chat, fake people are piloting real robots, the fallout of the Teen Mom sex-tape, terrible movie premiere ideas, nerds think that real bears are CGI, Jesus Christ putting sugar on a mayoral candidate's candy // Outro: John Holt - Ali Baba

Intro: The Darjeeling Limited OST - Typewriter Tip, Tip Tip// Surprise buttsex and suicide picnics, The Rolling Stones are offering reasonably priced tickets for the first live on mummification, TWEEN HACKER ALERT, childhood gaming memories, taking things full circle, goodbye hotmail, North Korea is a punk ass pussy mothafucka, G's too pro to play call of duty, Iron Man 3 is amazing and you should totally watch it, China's special (kind of racist) versions of movies, kid's cartoons are cool again guys honest, we go through the portal to Equestria with some bronies and G has an old man freak out and we decide we aren't allowed to call the Turn of the Century Retro or the Naughties//Outro: Power Glove - Ressurection The Errand of Mercy: More than anyone else we are in touch with the Zeitgeist (we are dickheads)

Into: Frank Turner - Oh Brother// More Jaybubs news involving drugs, a monkey and a stun gun, looking into competing online used underwear stores, Breaking and horrifying news about the most perfectly constructed boy-band ever, Congratulations Frank Turner, Emily Sande has been in the charts for 63 weeks and no one knows why, referencing and explaining the new/old craze: Flushing, finally explaining Hex Darkling and the Goth Family Outing to Ian Curtis' Grave, UKIP Candidate is anti-Semitic on facebook: blames trolls (and possibly Golems), Elvis impersonator is framed by peado robot musician after martial arts dispute, First racially integrated prom in Georgia School IN TWENTY FUCKING THIRTEEN, What's a homecoming? and Chris Brown is at it again, Will-I-Am needs to sort him out.//Outro: Hebronix - Unreal The Errand of Mercy: generally in favour of sexual volcanoes

Intro: Emperor's Main Course - Kid Koala// Welcome to episode 40 Junior, Episode Milkwater, the Second Movement in the Third Symphony of Errand of Mercy. Shit Symphony. G is almost a minor celebrity now and wants people to set up creepy shrines to him, dreaming of hitting the Big Average Hundo, John "Sexual Volcano" Cherry takes us back to the good old days of confused, genteel, ignorant racism with help from Simon's uncle, lady in Texas claims she is too racist to touch kids, Illegal meat boat rams protected coral reef: crew attempt to bribe the Coastguard, Simon gets real angry about Patsy Kensit and Midday TV, Friends is coming back, Niel Patrick Harris and Matt LeBlanc and pokemon Jaybubs and Will-E-Um make #shitmusicforterriblepeople to kill E users and Simon translates dirty bass beats.// Outro - Faithless: The Man in You The Doubling up Pokemon Show

Podcasting on the Lord's day, Simon and Taylor Swift give G a panic attack, Breaking Beiber News involving the holocaust, Simon watches Britain's got Talent and gets on his high horse then gets weirdly meta, refusing to go on Don't Tell the Bride, planning a terrible Star Trek wedding, competing for a dream wedding (and extensive plastic sergery), 2000 more fake poodle stories from Japan, kids are getting high off of ASMR youtube videos, G gets a bad whispering/Wispa trip, amazing Midwestern US names, Police chief Stickupasserson gets high as hell by accident, Simon hits the advanced Shisha pipe and his dad laughs at him, calling out the covert listeners, Simon's Summer Jam Preview, improving our knowledge of 90s rap and Nelly wants to have mutual fun via carry on style innuendo.// Outro: The Well-Tempered Clavier No. 1

Egun Dude - Sami Kamar & The Black Diamonds//An update on centaur sex, drinking and podcasting, Sharm El Shiek is a crazy ass city, North Korea is trying too hard, Argentinian steriod Ferrets sold as Poodles, creating some con pets, twitter aint for teens, the youth crime comissioner was a stupid idea and should not have happened and it makes G super mad, Social media is depressing and weird, Reading get's into a twitter fight with anime girls, missed tabloid headlines, coming up with a story outline for the worst/best anime ever and we get confused and weirded out by Whisper Eating// Outro: Dark Chest of Wonders - Nightwish

Another episode of our 2010 series Sound Syringe featuring: an update from the first time Geraint went full veggie for lent/ hey kids! go to bed!/ Simon went to karaoke while Geraint went to Xiu Xiu, which says a lot looking back on it now/ Political Correctness: Gone Mad?/ Science finds that dudes like boobs (according to The Sun)/ Crystal Maze memories/ And then... THE STUDIO BASICALLY LITERALLY EXPLODES (A BIT)

No regular episode this week but please enjoy an episode of our Student Radio show Sound Syringe's pod cast In Vitro featuring: End of Mauve Squadron and the birth of the Syringettes/ Geraint like Rugby: Simon thinks it would be improved by steampunk (of course)/ Are Golf buggies street legal?/ Geraint also like Forumla One/ G's Erotic Book at Bedtime

Intro: Chipmunk Ft. Emeli Sande - Diamond Rings // Sad times for our shark wrestling champion, HMV and GAME may be going out of business for a number of reasons, some of them make us mad, Google Reader is dead but we don't know what it did, Simon is surprised to find that getting Married is pretty taxing, New Creeps and Creations, more news broadcasters can't tell the difference between video games and real life, the Notorious BIG is the new Ghost Dad, Simon is in yugioh internet training with his big Gay friend for the national championships and depressingly confusing half English text conversations with Gollum.// Outro: The Cinematic Orchestra - Burn Out The Errand of Mercy: Poorly Adjusted Podcasting