Errand Of Mercy

Intro: Gurren Lagann Soundtrack - Minna no Peace// Beiber news and eye witness accounts, Simon revisits the Yugibros and is given hope/despair in almost equal measure, fighting racism with a swift slap to the head, lady hides loaded gun (and meth) in her vagina, boy suspended from school for eating a pop-tart and the Crown Prosecution is acting like an angry impotent headteacher and we are still afraid of One Direction.//Outro: Benny Carter - Gin and Jive

Intro: Chiemi Eri - It's Only a Paper Moon// will another year feel as good as 2012 to say? What's going on Italy?, tasteless wedding advice, 2 for 1 on funerals, how would you like to be buried or die, Simon talks about his 15 minutes of fame, we are only using the internet for dicks, student radio reminiscence, The King's Homelessman is Awesome guy of the Week, Catfish is the crazyest show, bad internet relationship advice and the twitter account of Senator Rape// Outro: Vince DiCola - Escape.

Intro: TES - Morrowind and Skyrim Intros and Dovakiin (Kostya Remix)// Simon has a big announcement to make, G shares some real life Cock stories, Naught Korea is at it again and funds it's nukes with MMO money, Valve is building a secret nuclear moon base, Iran builds a new stealth fighter jet (which may not fly), South Korea has awesome teen cybercops, Joe Biden is a shotgun advocate in the best possible way, irresponsible toy guns, Summer Super Soaker Warlord memories, Dudes on the internet get shared and shamed and we hold an internet intervention for Ant and Dec.// Outro: Kyeremateng Stars - Eno Benewa

Intro: Keith Masfield - Soul Thing// A big week for terrible things, stop making up celebrity quotes, William Shatner calls out Reddit, Simon and G fight about Q, touching Christina Hendricks, Tory students suggest rape debate, Fox news promote straight marriage (with lesbians), Indiana church wants streights only prom, Simon's harrowing prom memories, Don't lock in too early, people who do not know they aren't on the down low, drinking 10lt of coke a day may kill you, Luddite landlords and a Japanese hacker update.// Outro: The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

Intro: Level 42 - Heaven in my Hands// Naughty Korea gets sued by Activison, Stalingrad returns (for 6 days of the year), Boyz 2 Men imported to sex up Russia, The Love Machine is a neon slave auction, Brazillian poisons her vagina, Captain Thunder is an Awesome guy of the week, Biffy Clyro make shit music for terrible people, Japanese girl band member shaves off all her hair and G is forced to stare into the raw schism of Jpop and is... changed.// Outro: Hudson Mohawke - Fuse

Intro: Laserhawk - Overdrive// More Beiber news, behind the scenes at the best/worst care home in England, G becomes an advocate of prostitution and Simon is a mind virus carrier, Amelia Lilly wants you to SHUT UP AND GIVE HER WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT, shit matchmaking for terrible people, the Errand of Mercy is no longer with it, Chris Brown thinks he is Jesus, Awesome guy of the week stands up to jerks, Creep or creation is serious like cancer and Wikipedia is full of corpses.// Outro: Snap - Rythm is a Dancer Errand of Mercy is One World

Intro: Gorillaz - M1A1 //Beiber gets his arse (half) out, Connor Maynard glimpses the darkness that dwells within us all, Jason David Frank makes good on his promises of being the most radical dude, pensioner matches shark on the field of battle in this life (and the next), Thomas Lowe is a surprisingly douchey lawyer, creating more legal dramas, the return of Creep or Creation, Lovecraftian Lard, Arthropod facts and Dappy may be going to jail.// Outro: Rob Roy - Axela

Intro: Ralfe Band - Parkbench Blues\\a big thank you to Jellycast, The Hildebrants are getting a stupid divorce of their stupid marriage, a 13 year old's big roadtrip... across 3 countries, Japanese super hacker enlists cats to help him troll the authorities, Disturbingly honest hacker card games, Bowling For Soup may all be gay, the gay Star Wars planet, cleaning lady derails train into house, mooning puppy hurling bulldozer student, our big Oscars predictions and Organising an inter-presidential Counterstrike Source tournament// Outro: Frank Turner - Live Fast, Die Old

Beautiful Existence is off her face on the American Dream, boring/creepy men love Sex Robots, Day Z will make monsters of us all, Will I Am and Britney want you to party party party club club club with Shit Music for Terrible People, investigating Jesus Lag, David Bowie should be number 1, what does Will I Am's Warhammer 40,000 army look like and working out G's World Service Voice

Intro: Sale of the Century// The most inept police force in recent history, Simon gets real mad about Avatar, Rockstar Games presents: Hulk Hogan the Game, friends and gaming, setting up a farming based dating game for middle aged people, tweeting about Barack Obama's gaming habits, stop reading my blog, Kool Kids on da net, Geraint's insufferable childhood years, our dads used to work in the ol' Data Mines and reminiscing about Banzai.// Outro: John Henry Bonus Footage: 25 Minutes of Mass Effect chat! We love it. Possibly too much.

Intro: Vitalic - Poison Lips // Cyborg arms are here are they going to go evil and take over our minds? we hope not, Johnny 5 has robot aspergers, eating dinner while watching Star Trek and Superman, the worst segueway, The Mummy Returns hasn't aged well but The Rock has, how bad is Indiana Jones IV REALLY, RIP US Senator Daniel Inouye: Ultimate Badass, exploring crazy Christmas traditions, statistic show your Nan hasn't realised that her hairdresser is gay, average joe and the catalyst, Festive Spirit: The Christmas Elemental, Merry Christmas!

Intro: Valve - What Kind of Hospital is This? //12/12/12 an auspicious day, Slipknot corrections, discussing G's halcyon new rave days, Simon learns to twitter and almost steps into the evil teenage girl dojo, #gamergirlproblems, shooting your girlfriend because of the Walking Dead, gaming people need to chill the fuck out, unexpected Victorian time travel encounters, Christmas in hell, a Christmas miracle... with dude-bros, keep calm and stop doing that and Awesome Town of the Week // Outro: Takako Minekawa - Never/More

Intro: Smoke Fairies - Storm Song// Reinstating the starbucks embargo for unfunny reasons, Stalin Street keeps it Soviet, the crazy drug fuled evolution of Shock Rock, Simon grows a mullet foor anime conventions, arguing for the abolishment of the Quiet Carriage with ironic racism and confused logic, liveblogging the news needs to stop but cricket is ok, not more internet commenting on things unless you're being whimsically nonsensical, Reading is the most "A Town" Town, don't shit where you eat; don't fuck where you teach, G predicts the internet's attitudes towards horrible things, and the Dental Falcon is the cheapest deathray money can buy.// Outro: The Crazy World of Arthur Brown - Fire The Errand of Mercy: More like Jumping Jacks

Intro: Braintax feat Dubble Edge - Anti Grey // Geraint's unemployed problems, Germany tries to ban bestiality with limited success, the Bank of America does not understand death, Gay cruise company bans drag queens on drag queen cruise to protect children/ combat terrorism, the Onion quoted as fact by major Chinese newspaper, South Korea plans to build cyberpunk future city, NASA begins funding for theoretical warp drive research and Creep or Creation returns to freak you out.\\ Outro: 12 Girls Band - Take Five

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Intro: Yellow Ostrich - Mary \\ Pondering the Justin Beiber sex doll and the Fifty Shades of Grey pleasure range, easing ourselves into the Christmas retail period Shit music for terrible people: the incredibly bland Thanksgiving issue, right wing American letters to the Queen and what the hell happened to the Power Rangers? // Outro: Aerosmith - Other Side

Intro: WWE - Smoke and Mirrors // Crazy media coverage of the election, giving Aemon Homes stillettos and a lump hammer just to see what he does, Simon goes to WWE Monday Night Raw, Errand of Mercy officially back the Rhodes Scholars, tumblr is full of Otherkin and they are Teir 1 crazy, the Oldham haloween cocaine givaway and we play wrestling catchprhrase or creation. // Outro: Kokolo - Vote Black President

Intro: Holograms - Hidden Structures// Simon learns the terrible news about Star Wars, Texas acts like an oppressive totalitarian regime, Republicans say crazy things, Harvard politics students are terrible at political debate, America's scientific advisers don't believe in the Big Bang, Embryology or Evolution, Creep or Creation becomes Trick or Tragedy, Simon has terrible opinions about cancer research, terrible charity mugger game, and Stag weekends teach us that F1 is crazy and Reading lads are pussies// Outro: Dragonforce - Cry Thunder

Intro: The Answer - Under the Sky // The Big 20, More alleged facts, the Chinese dildo conundrum, the duodenum is where the party really starts, when news reader banter goes too far, cleaning up Britain's T-shirts, BWARRRP is totally played out, if you sigh we will kill you, teens getting duped on the internet, redefining the Übermensch, introducing the Internet Proficiency Test, helping Observer readers deal with their sex problems, more creep or creation, crazy uncle Deutschland won't give up on blackface, the EDL are drunk in balaclavas in the back of lorries, police mistake blind man for dangerous sword wielding drunk and Rihanna wants you to buy perfume, her album and Crystal Meth// Outro: Washed Out - New Theory (RAC Mix) The Errand of Mercy - we choose not to taze the blind man

Intro: Opiuo: King Prawn\\ The Rolling Stones are doing a small (£100 per ticket) 50th anniversary tour, going to old man's gigs, terrifying Youtube comments, close calls with internet perverts, the return of creep or creation, using art to pick up strangers, Taylor Swift is actually OK and Simon needs to have a word with himself, The shards of Narsil REFORGED, the new Furbies are either indoctrinating our children or grooming them, no one is nostalgic about washing up liquid, the Aquafresh family give Simon nightmares, the Sensodyne Actress Conspiracy and a worrying insight into G's home life. \\ Outro: the Disposable Heroes of Hiphopricy: Television, the Drug of the Nation