How To Die Alone

We've got our new third wheel - dang ol' Matt Carter! We talk about how Matt threw his back out, how Davey wants to be a theremin virtuoso, Leonard Nimoy's amazing thick picture book, audiences feudin' and fightin', and David has a serious beef with the lizard people. But only David. Matt and Stephen are staunchly pro lizard people.

It's Matt Williams's going away party, our 2 year anniversary, and a damn good reason to OD on syrup slathered carb patties!   We're joined by Tampa News Force's John Jacobs and Clark Brooks, Tonight on Full House writer Luke McDermott, personal trainer Crunch Cardwell, and Something Planet's Jerod Walker.

It's a mystery episode! It could be about anything! And we mean ANYTHING!!! Seriously, it's about something. But who knows what?

Stephen discovers a hot new phone gadget if you're a d-bag, there's a Ybor rooster sting operation, David is an expert in cars, rap, and having sharp nipples, we're talking about the changing of the seasons, and a patriotic guy proves the best way to eat at a Golden Corral.

We're talking about World Star Hip Hop for the melanin challenged, Matt befriends a cat at church, Stephen goes to goth brunch, Stephen and David argue about tuna on the go, and Matt gets a new nickname.

David is a road dog and worked his way around the panhandle, being fresh to death in the urban rooms, and he also eats some legendary Pensacola grub. Davey also hates lifted trucks as much as Stephen hates box Mustangs and going to upscale restaurants. And we talk about the trend online where older guys freak out in blind rage over GIFs.

100 year old people ride Peloton bikes, Davey finds out he's a bear and a bottom, Matty gets his car diagnosed, Stephen points out the prostate and explains how his brother was terrified of Mexican cartel dogs.

Matt visits a fancy pants bike shop, we analyze the Pulitzer Prize winning journalism of BuzzFeed, a hero dog's identity is protected, Stephen educates everyone about tools of the trade, Michael Che says no-no things like a bad man, and we imagine celebrities as stock emojis.

It's our 100th episode! We're talking about Jonathan Taylor Thomas as a political superstar, Matt's college degree, the wisdom of Tinder profiles, Gitmo playlists, Matt and David going to a Coheed and Cambria concert (no relation), a dog named Noodle (not a poodle), and how a yoga teacher stretched for time at an open mic. Thanks for listening!!!

Matt babysits a disabled cat and is haunted by jazz, David hocks merch for a pro, Stephen gets bullied by band nerds and passes up samples at a hippie fair.

David survives seeing "Joker", Matt starts a wacky new bloodmobile and explains how the Pensacola economy can slip through your fingers, Stephen gets lippy, and the podcast gets a name change. Oh and David is smashing again. And you all needed to know that.

We recorded an episode live from the Comedy Cave at Beef O'Bradys. Joe Tricarico joined us for this special on location recording and Joe spills all the beans, and everything else.

Matt does shock comedy, David is all about that lettuce, Stephen is basking in glow of his 2 week notice, and cars apparently don't explode when they're upside down. LEARNING!

We're back to Davey, Matty, and Stevie! We're talking about having Kurt Metzger on the podcast, we're talking about how happy we are that an absolute monster doesn't get to be on the weekend "Trump sucks" variety hour show, how important it is to get diversity in the prestigious art of comedy, and, as we all know, Matt stinks. 

We did a swapcast with Kurt Metzger's "Can't Get Right" podcast. Another Tampa Bay comic, JJ Curry, joins us. We're talking about Kurt's dead dad, JJ gets hassled for dressing well, and Kurt apologizes, especially for the dick bread.

Matt is in Orlando and therefore dead to us, so we replaced him with martial arts/graphic arts master, Sofia Sanchez, and the Firesquatch, Mike Stevens. No one's a-scared of the spinning water off the Florida coast (Hurricane Dorian), we pitch a horror musical, Mike explains what it's like to lead a double life as a server and comic, and Sofia wants ladies to get in touch with their bodies.

Davey continues to struggle with cooking eggs (we know), Matt has a fun sex toy, Stephen's ex has a less fun sex toy, and we already started selling tickets to Tarantino's memorial. But we have to wait for him to die to build it.

Matt goes on a wild job hunt, Stephen gets thrown under a bus, and David cooks eggs like Emeril Lagasse on disability.

All 3 of the boys are on a weight loss journey. Stephen is suffering through keto, Matty is grinding out the gym, and David is showing single dads how to cook chicken. MTV's John Jacobs and renowned local filmmaker, Josh Santos, drop in despite being buried in chasing stories for Tampa News Force.

In this week's episode, we pitch a new movie with Jackie Chan stopping street thugs and a movie where a serial killer really likes 80s music, Stephen and Matt recount a true tale of courage at an open mic, Matt spins a yarn or six about throwing axes for fun, and Stephen is somehow shocked that people are mad at the murmurings of a space man.